Nazark's Head

[HortonHeardAWho 243]

 

[!] Pinned upon various notice boards in the Goi, the ultimatum reads is there for all to see. [!]

 

       

       Gorkil, lat have dishonored the clans of KRUG for much too long. With lat’s past deeds and the abandonment of your traditions, lat am lucky lat have not battled with us too much in the past. However, now we will not stand for lat’s insolence, for we are now the IRON UZG. No longer are we the Warnation of Krugmar, but instead we are a tall fortress. A tall fortress cannot stand, however, without a sturdy base. Gorkil, lat am not a sturdy base. Lak, Raguk, Lur, Braduk, and maybe Yar are great, strong foundations. Though Gorkil, Gorkil is nub worthy of being the foundation of the Uzg.

      Do not fret, however, for we have a reasonable ultimatum. Bring us the head of Nazark, abandon lat’s misdoings. Nazark is one who stood still during Kulgarok’s reign and Nazark is the shaman who shamed his clan after dishonoring an honor klomp. It is only RIGHT to seek redemption.

 

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      Lat has azh stone day to give a response. If none is given and if azh is given without the head of Nazark, a clan war shall be declared upon lat.. This clan war will be a feud between orcs, all who ally with Gorkils will be cut down. All uruks who ally themselves with Laks will be accepted, but any clan that allows any non orcs to join in this war will only bring great dishonor upon the IRON UZG.

     If lat fails to serve Nazark’s head upon a platter, we will cut lat down and take the head of Nazark and the many Gorkils that may shame their great clan and KRUG. Choose lat’s decision carefully or beware the punishments of carelessness.

 

-Swampgoth Rognor’Lak

Written by Zrarly’RAGUK

[Slothtastic 761]

“Latz am a fool. Lat wud ztand wiv Freygoff worshippers but not Gorkil.” Orgak growls, sitting alone in his cave. 

[_Jandy_ 3519]

8 minutes ago, HortonHeardAWho said:

Nazark is one who stood still during Kulgarok’s reign and Nazark is the shaman who shamed his clan after dishonoring an honor klomp.

Nazark'Gorkil simply makes it known throughout the Uzg that he will gladly provide proof otherwise once he crafts a blessing of Kotestruu that will display his experience of the encounter.

[Dragonslayerelf 654]

Rex Shakul'Gorkil, upon seeing the notice, ripped it off of the wall and shoved it into Rognor'Lak's face in the Flat Lizard Tavern. The rex was infuriated by the wanted death of the fatherlike figure Nazark'Gorkil had been to him, and thus he cursed him out and said "Bruddaz nub flat bruddaz!" as the enraged orc picked Rognor up and carried him to the ruins of the Arena. After this, they klomped and as the Rex wildly swung at Rognor, eventually Rognor came out on top. "Dah klan wagh wihl begihn!" he shouted at the Rex, joined by the voice of the wargoth of Raguk, saying "Raguk am wif lat!" to the Swampgoth.

 

And thus, the Clan Wars of 1682 began.

[Dtrik 330]

"I do hope the orcs win in the orc civil war." Dangren would say as he watches other nations try to meddle into conflicts all the time.

[Novastral 582]

"Mi wyll klomp alongzyd da red bruddaz in honur uv Hazurk agh all da hozh thyngz hi did fur da warnayzhun. Da Bradukz zhuld ally demzelvez wid da honorable." Duk'Braduk says after polishing his eggplant colored forearms.

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

The sun rose over the two warriors. Bloodied and beaten, the two uruks had fought, and fought, and fought. Through the rain, and burning wreckage of San'Kala, they toiled as sand would kick up from the shared struggle. A tug of war of both brute force and endurance, in the end one stood above the other.

 

"WAAAAAAAGH!" Grubgobbla roared from the side, throwing a fist into the air. Rognor was his brother, not just through Krug, but through honor. Through their shared trials and tribulations, the Raguks would stand with the Laks. But, he felt a pain in his heart as the sun rose above the drenched fighters. The Gorkils were, and always will be, his brothers.

 

And thus, the Clan Wars of 1682 began.

[Pond 1069]

Durrr'Lak and his goblin sat in the swampy forest of the Wonkawoods, far far away from anyone, but still hearing the news of a clan war. So, the two set off towards the orc city, Durrr'lak beared his giant war cleaver. "Bowt tik fur ah klan wagh," the goblin said. 

[Guest]

Zok decides not to get involved for the time being, he would be conflicted over who to stand with being on amicable terms with both sides.

[SuidAfrikaaner 18]

Irunmouf sharpens his cleaver, "Tik for WAAAGH boyz!"

[Gallic 1066]

"Oi last time the Orcs renamed themselves ta the Iron Uzg didn't they unleash the spirit o' disease onto the mortal plane?" Asks Gwion to anybody as he witnesses posters on one of his visits to his old ( probably inactive or dead honestly ) orc pals.

[HedgeHug 2049]

An elderly Uruk sends word to Nazark of Gorkil, servant of Phaedrus and the many Spirits, exclaiming his support.

 

"Lat'm welkom to rezide in mi home uv Ilzgul'Zagh zhould lat wizh zo. Togethur vi zhall blah on dah matturz uv dah pazt. Lat gruk wehl ohn mi opiniun uv Honur agh Orkizh Politikz - dey am inferior in prioriteh to dah Zpiridz. Kome to mi, Blah wif mi."

 

Written and signed by: Shagarath the Old, Shaman of the Naakh'Ilzgul

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Spoiler

 

[thesaintjaleel 792]

"Dis a bad tik tuh try n' rejoin wit duh Orks ain't et?" Valgarai sighed "Ah zuppose ah still gotta do muh klan duties asa Honourareh Lak, even if ah don' agree wit dere waah."