wrenik 130 Share Posted October 2, 2018 an Lone Dwarf would sit in his office the ink on his table diped by a feather as he writes a decree to the people that just elected him his face iluminated by a lone candle down in the mountains deep Oi Edel Silvervein founder of the Silvervein Clan and newly Elected King of Kaz'ulrah would like to spread the word of welcome to my ralm, all dwarves of all clans will be welcome in the city of Kal'tarak under my protection, all people of all nations and races welcome to my raalm for mead and ravelry, but for those who bring arms and ill will to my gate, you will only find death and sorrow. a great celebration will be held for the people of Kaz'ulrah as they have elected a new king, Me. a Coronation will be held and a great feast enjoyed. move your arse to the gate Happiness to all. High King Edel Silvervein Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokerLow 1317 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Hekkaes Anvilaxe would shout "All 'eil Edel kunnek eron Kaz'Ulra'!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJBMinecraft 821 Share Posted October 2, 2018 "So me son did becum Hig' King. Well done to 'im." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auriel_ 652 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Bannerlord said: "HAH! Ye are nae king, Edel. Yer a vain little beardlin' who's only passion is suckin' cock and gettin' yer stinky feet kissed by teh poor dwed who follow ye. Yer a rebel and a liar, nae my king. Teh sea will nae bow to ye and neither will I." Einar STORMBREAKER said. "He's right you know." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enlightenment 2300 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Marco ponders to himself, "Why don't the dwarves elect the emperor as their king already? They'd be far better off apart of the Empire." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auriel_ 652 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Illuminare said: Marco ponders to himself, "Why don't the dwarves elect the emperor as the king already? They'd be far better off apart of the Empire." "Well, I mean. They wouldn't pick something more competent than themselves. That's the reality of Dwarven politics, d'Montelliano.." The Elven man spoke, clasping his left hand which grips over his great polehammer, as his right drew out a cigar. "Best to watch the world burn. Them casting out their Queen or whatever th' circumstance was- was a sealing to their end as a civilized people until those of Old Urguan take hold." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Illuminare said: Marco ponders to himself, "Why don't the dwarves elect the emperor as their king already? They'd be far better off apart of the Empire." Only elves bend the knee to humans....an Kewyr Frostbeard..... Dwain shrugs as the time of dwarves has about to come to a end. He foresees that the empire of man will eventually take overall and then purge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serf 647 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Chuckles at the ignorance of the other races. "We bein' punished proper by tae Brathmordakin fer 'ur past quarrels it seems." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narthok 10416 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Thoromir squints "Why is he writing in an accent" he'd ask Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsy 437 Share Posted October 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, Narthok said: Thoromir squints "Why is he writing in an accent" he'd ask "It's ah disease among teh dwed o' Ulrah." Ulhart sighs in reply. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medvekoma 2073 Share Posted October 3, 2018 13 hours ago, Raphael Payne said: "Best to watch the world burn. Them casting out their Queen or whatever th' circumstance was- was a sealing to their end as a civilized people until those of Old Urguan take hold." "I wasn't cast out, I resigned during a council meeting I called. Why does everybody think a catastrophe must have happened if something only happens in real time, and is not narrated on the skygod forums?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algoda 885 Share Posted October 3, 2018 "This is great" says a dwarf with popcorn in his hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auriel_ 652 Share Posted October 3, 2018 "I see you've broken the Fourth Wall." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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