OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF A NEW REX

[Pond 1069]

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF A NEW REX

 

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“IT HAS COME WITH GREAT SOLITUDE, THAT THE WARNATION OF KRUGMAR, LEAVES THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO THE BANNER OF REX GILGAMESH HAN URRUK BRADUKK, AND RETAKES ARMS UNDER THAT OF GURUKK’LAK”

“The Rex’s hand has grown idle - for months, he has remained unseen within the confines of his own capital, and the ears of his subjects are empty of his mandates. For too long, the sands of time have remained idle, as with the Rex’s hand. Brothers have become drunk with the sweet grog of leisure, as the once clamorous clashes of steel on anvils are silenced, and this is a poison upon our nation.

Just as every pack of wolves needs its alpha for coordination, as each pride of lions looks to its king for protection, the Warnation needs a Rex to guide its citizens to national dominance. It is for this reason that I, GURUKK’LAK, declare myself REX of the WARNATION OF KRUGMAR, and all of its vassals.

From this day forward, let it be known that Krugmar will strive to be triumphant once more. Raguk forges will roar to life, the Lurs that once prowled the nation’s hunting grounds will once again sharpen their claws, the name of Laklul will resound across the walls of heathenous nations. The scholars of Yar will pour knowledge throughout the shelves of our homes, and, Gorkil’s warboar will no longer lie dormant in their pens, not anymore. Our people will pass into a golden age of triumph.

 

Pledge your allegiance to my Rexdom, and to the strength of Krugmar, and in return we shall  provide you and your children’s children a place in the books of history.”

 

Iûr-Kû-Uruk

 

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Penned by

Ponder [Krugmar]

Boom [Boomzerang]

Rin [GodSaveSAfrica]

 

[Lhindir_ 3691]

“Somthin’ bout diz’ one zeemz, familiar.” Mutters an orc.

[wolfdwg 2677]

“Round two?” He’d look at his Prince, Kairn

[Chase 3793]

“They do not know when to quit. I await for Kairn to kill this one, too.”  Evar’tir chuckled, nodding to the scout who brought him the missive to dismiss him.

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

“hUr-hUR” he laughed

“mi wait fur KAIRN da konqurah tuh flat diz azh too.”

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Kargak’Braduk is eager to see the new Rex and Warnation thrive.

 

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Riordain Ithelanen is eager to see the new Rex and Warnation destroyed.

[Treshure 5817]

Thexan braces for Pond’Rex to die for the Nth time

[Unwillingly 18133]

“I see a trend.” Cyrene comments, sipping on her apple juice. 

[Arhbi 181]

“Oh no” says an elf 

[Slothtastic 761]

Orgak cheers for his brother. Looking at the elves with a smile. “Ad leazt wi dunnub peep like women. Mi kan nevah tell da differenze between lat’z!” He laughed.

[1_Language_1 1671]

The honourable soul of Kotturik’Braduk cringes at the thought of Pond’Rex losing the tile, AGAIN.

So does the honourable soul of Cohan.

Madak’Braduk just devours a raw chicken, not knowing what it is like under this new Rex; however, Gilgamesh was better with his words.

[Suxals 529]

"Et zeemz layk ah pinkye wrut et... wah dah fok" Says Bluweil'Lak

[The Elder Eye 101]

“Mi aym Rex now tuu. Yub.”

- A Raguk stated with a toothy grin. -

[TheNanMan2000 473]

Wargoth Murak’Gorkil perks up his head at the news, then smiles sadistically, bearing his singular tusk and stomps the butt of his Poleaxe on the muddy ground ”Rex Gurukk’Lak!  Ah worveh title for a dedikayted Uruk uv Krugmar!  Ang Gijaak-Ishi.  Lat haz mi luzk, agh mi Waghboarz, Rex!”

[Boer 35]

11 hours ago, Unwillingly said:

“I see a trend.” Cyrene comments, sipping on her apple juice. 

"Mi gon zteal lat's juicebox on da waghfield.”