An Open Letter To Dunshire

[MinionManXDD 503]

 

Immersion Music

 

Dear Dunshire,

 

It has come to our attention that the Dunshire Tributaries have failed their tribute payment not once, not twice, but at least ten times in a row! This is unacceptable! Our men have been starving in the streets of Nottingham without that bread! You alone are responsible for our mass starvation, Dunshire, look at what you’ve done! With this mass starvation, our people have grown tired and angry! Angry at YOU!

 

Just know, if you see a Nottinglad on the road we will NOT hesitate to kill your ass. Until we get our seven double chests of hay bales, you will not be able to rest easy! So pay up, or forever be tormented by the fire of Nottingham’s resolve. Just know we will come, and we will come HARD.

 

Your ass is grass,

Nottingham

 

 

[Shuggie_ 252]

A HUNGRY Denis would rub his belly, “OH s h i t, I am so HUNGRY!”

[MinionManXDD 503]

The hungry and FURIOUS Blogus, chosen son of Krug, first black Rex of Krugmar, and Champion mudwresstler, would have his tummy rumble, 
 

”Mi am zo hungwy!”

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

Clayton sheds a tear within his jail cell. Not for his own misfortune, but because of the many starving Southrons within Nottingham. "Poor little Tihomir.." He sobbed manly cries!

[TheNanMan2000 473]

lol **** sake these posts always make me laugh, even though I probs shouldn’t

 

[Elevenberg 22]

14 minutes ago, MinionManXDD said:

Just know, if you see a Nottinglad on the road we will hesitate to kill your ass.

“Did dey let an olog wreyt diz zkah ur wub?” an orc of little importance wondered aloud.

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Harold Applefoot awkwardly scratched the side of his head as he hunched down over his desk to return a letter to Nottingham.

”I do not recall ever hearing of this tributary before, with whom did you make this deal as I'm convinced it wasn't with any elder or thain currently in position.

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

Thain ROLLO APPLEFOOTwonders to himself  “Hmmmmm.. interestin’ i’ looks loike ‘hat vassal of Kaz’Ulrath be tryin’ tah mess wit’ weefolk! Which be funneh because oi’m pretteh sure ‘hese guys jus’ be a band of shitteh bandi’s tryin’ tah look for a old as fock excuse to hide ‘he fact ‘hey have nay reason to actualleh attack ‘he halflings! INFACT, I ‘hink oi’mah go outah my way roight now to make it clear jus’ wah be goin’ about!” The halfling Thain would take a deep breath, before blaring out,  ”ATTENTION ALL WEEFOLK, THESE BUGGAHS BE CLEARLEH BANDITS WIT’ NAY REASON TAH BE ATTACKIN’! THIS’LL BE GOIN’ TAH SOME FELLOW ALLIES SOON TAH BE GETTIN’ ‘HESE FUCKAHS OF OUR ROADS! THIER TALK ABOU’ TREATEHS AN’ TRIBUTE BE A LOAD OF SHITE AN’ I DENOUNCE ‘HEM UNDAH ‘HE NAME OF DUNSHIREH! PS: Nottin’ham nay actualleh exists anehmore as far as I be concerned! Oi’m pretteh sure ‘hese guys are jus’ clingin’ tah Kaz’Ulrath despite ‘he fact Kaz got pretteh fucked by ‘he Empire!”

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5 minutes ago, Tha_Mystery_Man said:

Thain ROLLO APPLEFOOTwonders to himself  “Hmmmmm.. interestin’ i’ looks loike ‘hat vassal of Kaz’Ulrath be tryin’ tah mess wit’ weefolk! Which be funneh because oi’m pretteh sure ‘hese guys jus’ be a band of shitteh bandi’s tryin’ tah look for a old as fock excuse to hide ‘he fact ‘hey have nay reason to actualleh attack ‘he halflings! INFACT, I ‘hink oi’mah go outah my way roight now to make it clear jus’ wah be goin’ about!” The halfling Thain would take a deep breath, before blaring out,  ”ATTENTION ALL WEEFOLK, THESE BUGGAHS BE CLEARLEH BANDITS WIT’ NAY REASON TAH BE ATTACKIN’! THIS’LL BE GOIN’ TAH SOME FELLOW ALLIES SOON TAH BE GETTIN’ ‘HESE FUCKAHS OF OUR ROADS! THIER TALK ABOU’ TREATEHS AN’ TRIBUTE BE A LOAD OF SHITE AN’ I DENOUNCE ‘HEM UNDAH ‘HE NAME OF DUNSHIREH! PS: Nottin’ham nay actualleh exists anehmore as far as I be concerned! Oi’m pretteh sure ‘hese guys are jus’ clingin’ tah Kaz’Ulrath despite ‘he fact Kaz got pretteh fucked by ‘he Empire!”

 

 

 

Denis would hear of this and address his men, “Ok men, this guy is epic as ****, we must proceed with caution.”

[Chase 3793]

“Does Nottingham even have a settlement?”  Comments a Legionnaire from his bunk, reading over the notice with a raised brow.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Daisy Applefoot, local halfling and High Pumplar of Dunshire laughs

 

”we’ve nay signed aneh formal trea’ies excep’ fee our tribu’areh s’a’us wi’ t’eh Krugmar Orcs. Unless ye wish ter ‘ave yer fellow Orcs slaugh’erin’ ye ‘n yer non-exis’en’ population, oi’d sugges’ ye drop t’ese aggressions”

[Treshure 5818]

thexan makes “:o” face and then speed dials Reiver Response Team

[Dragonslayerelf 654]

Shakul’Gorkil sighs as the small people he tried to protect – and eventually convert to Spiritualism – were being oppressed once more by mongol invaders. Thus as it always was and would be, for the Halflings were an easy target to pick on, despite the fact that there was no honor nor glory in picking on small, slightly rotund, simple people, and rather the honor lay in the fight with those who would seek to rob from them. Two words emitted from his mouth, a parody of those of the other invaders “Nub epik.”

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1 hour ago, Dragonslayerelf said:

Shakul’Gorkil sighs as the small people he tried to protect – and eventually convert to Spiritualism – were being oppressed once more by mongol invaders. Thus as it always was and would be, for the Halflings were an easy target to pick on, despite the fact that there was no honor nor glory in picking on small, slightly rotund, simple people, and rather the honor lay in the fight with those who would seek to rob from them. Two words emitted from his mouth, a parody of those of the other invaders “Nub epik.”

“Lat iz eppick, bub” Blogus would snort, scratching his fat ass

[MangoArt 399]

Gartland shouts to noone in particular “I SHALL GRANT YOU AN ELIXIR OF ETERNAL LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR LIFTING THIS DEATH-MARK! It cures all hunger! It cures all sadness! It turns feral beasts into civilized tea drinking elves! It will make you so muscular, your MUSCLES will have MUSCLES! Snake oil! The miracle elixir! The potion of strength! The great equalizer! Come one, come all, come and get it!” The rant slowly devolves from selfless lying to a sales pitch to noone.