THE THANIAN INSULT INSTRUMENTAL

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

OOC DETAILS:

(( For context, this was made as a jokey diss track towards Thanians from my chars point of view. Everyone mentioned in this song is someone I enjoy, and no offense is meant by the concept. I would hope that this isn’t taken off the forums, as no sincere insults are meant towards anyone in the song, and overall it’s just suppose to be a lighthearted dumb RP idiocrasy post. ))

 

Mystery Uialben would begin the march towards the great snelf nation of Fenn. For the last few decades, Thanians have decided to mess with the elven man’s state of mind and well being. The group of non-good criminals going out of their way to even try and fight the elf’s family. Myst, clad in his suit and tie, takes along his favorite yelling stick, a horn shaped to help amplify his voice over a larger area. He calls all the Thanians to the snowy town, before he finally decides it’s time. He then yelps out everything on his mind.

 

 

 

Lyrics:

 

Thanians are nothing but abuncha horny, snoring, boring, Darwinians

Wanna talk about erotic elves?

These guys are worse than snelves dropped into a hentai hell  

All that these fellahs wanna do, is run around gathering magic like collector cards duuude

Like abuncha children in the playground, yet occasional they actually take the kids down.

Child genocide is completely fine as long as you side with an burnt face Osheim.

“Remember kids! The void is cool!”

Might as well become a undead ghoul.

These wizards are so damn weak,

No wonder they have a non existent psychique.

But don't worry guys that’s just the life of these twinks!

Now step back and actually try to think

 

I want you all to knooooooooooow

You’d all be boring without Daaaarrrrrgoooooo

So just so you allll knoooooooooooooow

That you are all just maaaaaaaaaaaaan hoeeeeeees

 

Lets start with the ladies, the estrogen crazies

The girls that are most likely dudes just maybe.

Poor little Eris, im really embarrassed, that you would ever wanna be a part of these hysterics

But oh when then have the FROST witch, whose probably just a COLD *****

And possibly more annoying to men than even JOCK itch.

Then yah got Ravena Avern, and you think that maybe SHE’d learn

That when Caesar can’t seem to please her, that possibly she should ditch that ametur monsiuer

Then yah got the busty blind girl, too dumb to even notice where the hell

She even is at this moment, probably hanging with you fucks cause she’s just lonely

Speaking of ******* lets talk about Hearth, so damn feminine he can probably give birth

Talks to women have them come his way, yet all they wanna say is “Ew no go away”

Then we got Garoll over here,

Looking like a black version of Quavinir,

Fighting the homunculi for who might just be the biggest Atlas mega *****

Then we got lil Siggy. The fat little human boy piggy.

He’s so oily he’s sticky. So skinny he’s mistaken as a twiggy

Then we got Tanarith, Moses, and Azkel, rather lame in their group of rascals.

I would give them a harsh roast, but they have nothing to boast, they’re irrelevant to most

By now im gunna assume that Morgan is pissed.

I assume he doesn’t like Thania getting dissed

Yet he isn’t my protagonist

Karren Mystra has more lore, if you get my gist...

 

Oh wait.. yeah th-that's right, uuuum uuuh oh.. ****

Oh hey look guys Telos is here!

Skin so pale, like a ghost just appeared

Cane and all staring me right in the eye

Yet in reality he just seems like a mime

Then we got Blossom with his hair design.

Didn’t think hot pink could ever get me to whine

Yet lets not have some weeb **** bore us

Lets skip this chicken and move onto the chorus

 

I want you all to knooooooooooow

You’d all be boring without Daaaarrrrrgoooooo

So just so you allll knoooooooooooooow

That you are all just maaaaaaaaaaaaan hoeeeeeees

 

Oh hey look its the brat in the wizard hat!

The annoying little main character ***** cat!

Rather big ego when he looks like a mole rat.

How does someone even ******* pull off that?

Put some wings on and you’re a fruit bat.

Afterall you arent some kinda wildcat

Now here, take this ***** smack,

as I make your confidence go /SPLAT/  

Yet, all of this makes me feel bad for Nilth.

Yet too bad, cause he’s just some Haelun’or filth.

Now get out of here you ******* sheltered banana.

Your a man in the wild, and im the savannah

Then we got ******* OSHIEM

Here to get fucked by DOPE RHYMES

The edge you emit might aswell be a ******* WAR CRIME

Yet, for some reason, you persist.

Kinda hard when half your face looks like a cyst.

No wonder your virgin ass ain’t ever been kissed.

Afterall you’re such a *****, ill call ya a pacifist.

Then finally we get Caesar against the MC.

How many times I gotta kill you before ya stop botherin’ me

Now go back to showing off your tiny pencil peewee

**** the town **** Carsandra more then come back to me…

 

Alright Thania im done, outie..

Feel free to come after me after your done being pouty.

[IsaaKc 1240]

*holds up white flag*

[Hearth 1082]

Hearth sweats from his thorough dunking

[lemonke 6014]

An halfling would  applaud from far away

[SpodoKaiba 612]

i see that steven is just too cool to be dissed, good work team

[gameingg 603]

Dargo goes the way of his teacher and commits neck rope because of the disstrack.

[Gustando 1990]

*Prepares the unprocessed ruibrium to poison the sutican water supply*

[Skyrunner 257]

Mystery please come back to us, the crash happened 3 years ago.

[JustMeMorgan 2065]

jeez

[juggarNOTtoday 12]

Lark would march off to insult him back angrily but runs into a building.

[JustMeMorgan 2065]

Too bad Caesar is already dead because he’d probably do it again

[Unwillingly 18106]

another one

[Diogen 3729]

how 2 become uialben

i give up in thania

[Mavromino 514]

Cuts the disstrack in half with his edge

 

 

((I'm so happy I gave snow the names of everyone in that photo))

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]