DNN #12

[gandalfo 1452]

 

Edition #12

 

Tavern With Bad Name Gets Haunted

In the Urguan capital of Kal’Varoth, the local tavern that has a non-traditional name was haunted. Local dwarves were enjoying drinks and having conversations when all of a sudden all dwarves inside the tavern started suffocating. Witnesses of this haunting told DNN investigators that the tavern smelled of Burger Grand King after the haunting attack was done. Local dwarven clergymen state that this was a ghost haunting the tavern for its bad name and to punish the dwarves until they change the name. However, others say that they believe that it was not the case of a ghost haunting the tavern for its name but for other mysterious reasons. The reason for the haunting attack will probably never actually be known.

 

Dwarf Takes Two Hot Dogs at One Time

Darek Hammerfist was enjoying drinks at the tavern and was dared to do something stupid. Darek and his good friends around him were eating hot dogs. The friends of Darek dared him to eat two hot dogs at one time. Darek attempted to swallow the food whole because of a trick he remembered from his good friend, Hogarth Irongut. After the dwarf attempted to swallow the food whole he started choking and had a seizure. DNN wishes Darek speedy recovery after his seizure.

 

Local Ghost Enthusiast Fili Grandaxe Racist?

Fili Grandaxe is many things, ghost enthusiast, leader of the faith, and a clan elder. However, it turns out that Fili might be more than what meets the eye. This dwarf has been accused of making racist bird remarks sometime 50-100 stone years ago. His remarks included derogatory remarks about cave dwarves. DNN questioned a cave dwarf, about Fili’s remarks and the cave dwarf was not happy about them and demanded that Fili apologize immediately about his very old comments. DNN asked Fili for comment and Fili stated “That is a valid enhancement.”

 

Sponsors

Fili Grandaxe, High Prelate, Clan Elder, wise old dwarf. 

Zahrer ‘the Merciful’ Irongrinder

[Cpt_Noobman 1954]

“Birds are runes created by Arcadia to spy on us”

[sneakybandit 1650]

“ Truleh teh most important news” says Darek in his bed after receiving a copy from a messenger rat

[Beamon4 1690]

“Clouds are just Arcadian vehicles”

“Clouds are just Arcadian vehicles”

[Kaiser 2347]

Real News

[lucasking321 124]

not fake news

[D3F4LT 1026]

Finalle som news t'at aint about t'e umris or t'e sprites...

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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