HAELUNORIAN TRAVEL ADVISORY: IRRINOR

[Ixli 1472]

HAELUNORIAN TRAVEL ADVISORY:

 IRRINOR

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Blessed Citizens of The Silver State of Haelun'or!

 

The departure from the ever-true course of TRADITION has always been known to be the beginning of degeneracy, decay, and deterioration. We watched the Motherland descend into similar chaos during the weak Sohaerate in Okarn'thilln, Atlas. Few traditions cross the borders of blood, though that of Elven adulthood is an exception. An elf is an adult at fifty.

 

We, the Mali’thill, are wielders of vast KNOWLEDGE and TRUTH. As descendants of Larihei, the pillar upon which the pure and righteous rest, we owe it to our elven kin to ensure that they remain prosperous in common knowledge and wisdom. Therefore, let it be known that this document serves not as intended HOSTILITY, but a basic warning to those that would abandon sense and pursue lunacy in its stead; departing from tradition.

 

The BLESSED DIARCHY has been informed that a recent atrocity has taken place in the land of our favored allies. As simple as I can put it, our friends in IRRINOR have been deceived into lowering the age of adulthood to thirty. It is because of this, that with only the most generous conscious, your Sohaer and representatives have convened to determine the following:

 

We heavily advise all Haelunorian citizens AGAINST going to the wood elven nation of IRRINOR until they have remedied this act, writing into law that the age of adulthood is, in fact, FIFTY.

 

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Signed,

 

SOHAER

Dimaethor Visaj

 

OKARIR’SAN

Silir Uradir

 

MAEHR’SAE HIYLUN’EHYA

 

[UmbreScye 535]

Uppori Visaj read the missive, a shocked expression sprawled on her face immediately upon completing the reading. UpporiVisaj shook her head slowly, her lips curling into a short frown. “Oem’ii often act as if they are adults, but they are still an oem’ii if they are younger than 50 years of age. With the long lives we have, attaining adulthood at the age of fifty is plenty of time to shake out any childlike and impure tendencies they may have.” Uppori Visaj placed the missive on her desk, exhaling deeply. “I had hoped to view their library, but it is a shame that this occurred. I hope this issue is sorted out quickly.” She nodded curtly, turning of to write a letter to some of her old friends.

[Deligdisch 0]

Fineen glances at the report. Turning to the people next to her she scoffs, “What a ridiculous notion that adulthood should be 30. We all know it is 50. What nonsense.” We puts the paper down and walks away, “I have my research to get back to...”

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Artimec notes that the Snow Elven age of adulthood is thirty too and wonders if Haelun’or is denouncing them as well. He then sips a cocktail of gin and soapberry juice, thoroughly content he wont have to put up with any more dumb virgin elves in his CHAD tribal ethnostate.

[Guest]

Kairn recalls that the Snow Elven age of consent is lower because they die faster, and were historically genocided thrice. Far more often than the Wood Elves. He then writes into law that Ithelanens can only marry and procreate once they’re at least 100. Modern problems require modern solutions. 

 

“Wish people would just talk to one another about these things. These pamphlets mean little.” 

[Chase 3793]

Across seas, Evar’tir watches via forummeta and the mail system. ”Should’ve left the laws that worked fine alone.” He grumbled, observing the adjustments to his works.

[Demented_Delila 1248]

The Physician would scoff slightly upon reading this, having wanted to make time to go see the lands of Irrinor.

 

”Thirty? Truly... anyone with half a brain that an elf is still a child at thirty! If I were to have deliver the baby of a thirty year old elf,  I would feel as if the only way to be pure again would be to soak my entire body in lye and then sit in soap for a year.  Fools, the lot of them. They will learn soon, I am sure, that to disregard tradition is in poor choice.” 

 

She grumbles, unpacking things from her travel bag. Once again, the weary Physician would choose to stay home then go for an old fashioned adventure. 

[Arkelos 1027]

Kyral sips on a cup of Winterleaf Herbal Tea (TM) while reading an advisory sent to her by one of her associates. With a sigh, she rolled her eyes and simply remarked to her large as hell family, “Well, was only a matter of time before they saw the laws and went ‘wait a damn minute’. Was one of the Terms of the Lyrian Treaty, I’m just surprised they jumped on it this quick.” she sighs and shakes her head. “I’m sure they already know what the Fennic Age of consent is and are quickly making an advisory against traveling there as well.”

[Treshure 5817]

Thexan sees that Fenn is predominantly fair skinned and white of hair! He rushes off to bleach his skin. It's what a true wood elf would do.

[Ford 1996]

Salavan squinted and rubbed at his chin. "I wonder, where was the Elven age of adulthood derived from originally?"

[Ixli 1472]

1 hour ago, lowkeyminecrafterrorist said:

Kairn recalls that the Snow Elven age of consent is lower because they die faster, and were historically genocided thrice. Far more often than the Wood Elves. He then writes into law that Ithelanens can only marry and procreate once they’re at least 100. Modern problems require modern solutions. 

 

“Wish people would just talk to one another about these things. These pamphlets mean little.” 

 

“That Kairn Ithelanen fellow..”

 

”He has gone down in high elven history books as the one of the most respected Mali’ame to exist. I wonder where he is now a days?”

 

1 hour ago, WuHanXianShi14 said:

Artimec notes that the Snow Elven age of adulthood is thirty too and wonders if Haelun’or is denouncing them as well. He then sips a cocktail of gin and soapberry juice, thoroughly content he wont have to put up with any more dumb virgin elves in his CHAD tribal ethnostate.

 

Silir Uradir hopes that an elven lore junkie knows how fast snow elves die in comparison...... ?

[Kaelan 1918]

Upon reading the advisory, Lyemar Aureon would seek to pen a letter addressed to the Silver State of Haelun’or. Upon it’s completion, he lets loose a soft sigh before turning in for the night to rest upon side his wife.

 

 

[Callum 1009]

Varan would snore upon reading the missive

[Vermy 1484]

Sulraell grins upon reading the missive ”W-We could p-pit the entire p-population of Irrinor...”

[LaffenOutLoud 355]

Skylar Taliame’onn looked over several flowers arranged on his tabletop. An old scroll painted in flowers and titled with “Tiva” was set besides the Haelun’or letter. He read the section titled "age” out loud from the first scroll. “Freesia, worn by those aged twenty and under. Represents youth. Alcea, worn by those aged twenty to fifty. Azalea, worn by those aged fifty to five hundred. Aster, worn by those above five hundred until death. Elders.

 

The sacred language of our ‘ame ancestors, which predates cities, marked youth as under twenty. I refuse to believe the idea of adulthood at fifty is anything less than a law made by modern cities."