Child's Play

[helldiving 5793]

Child’s Play

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At the Crossroads gathered two opposing forces without banners. The Renatians’ armor gleamed in the sun as they stood down a horde of bloodthirsty Orcish screamers. This bloody bout had begun with a simple scream that echoed across the battlefield from the lips of one Orcish ally, “Magnus, your lunch money sir?” The young boy released a pitched screech back at the Orc with spittle flying from his lips, “Come and get it!” 

 

 

So ensued this momentous feud as blades were drawn from their sheathes and archers loosed their volleys at the opposing side. Arrows missed, flung into the dirt and some glancing off armor with horrible scraping noises. The Renatian boys and their leal bannermen kited away with steadfast determination and the Orcs and their Allies followed suit feeling as though they had won. Victory, they thought, was certainly assured. Today they would feast on the fruits of their labor and add a tally to their list. 

 

 

 

 

 

Young Cicero put an end to this notion fast as he sallied his fellow Renatians uphill, arrows being loosed volley after volley at the quickly encroaching Orcish warriors. The orcs struggled uphill due to their momentous size, and the men poured down from the side and then flanked them, and, thus began an orgy of blood. Three warriors fell prey to Cassius’ sword as another dubbed Austin “The Duelist” scrambled away and thought he would escape. He too met his end by being pierced through the spine with Magnus’ sword before he said, “Thanks for the lunch money…” The Duelist sputtered and bloody phlegm left his lips before he collapsed to the ground and bled to death. 

 

 

The four children who let the battle turned around with vicious glee after the bloodletting, very proud of the work they and their loyal bannermen had accomplished. Cicero and Cassius shook with glee, rattled by the experience but unfettered by worry. This hunting session had gone well and there was plenty of tusk-ivory for everybody involved. Cassius squealed and said, “I got the most kills! I got ‘em I got ‘em!” Cicero skulked for a moment and looked like he wanted to disagree, but Magnus kept order and told them to stop their yapping. Laelius let his sword drag against the ground for a minute before wiping a tiny splotch of blood off of it. The gang returned home with their spoils of war and began to plot their next expedition.

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After all, if the big bad orcs could not stop four children, what good could they do to an army of full-grown men? 

[Petwick 0]

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[SaltAlt 606]

3 minutes ago, Serveris_ said:

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[squakhawk 14038]

though he was not present, lucian poured one out for him and the boys.

[Christ 939]

Cassius single handedly took out half of the orcs in the fight. Child’s play.

[Imperium 3495]

I thought this was gonna be a cute rp post about a bunch of kids playing war and pretending when i saw this. 

[BardMainHere 310]

Cicero celebrates the victory of his first battle.

[amyselia 2962]

There lived three billy goats who decided to climb a mountain to chew grass. But a wooden bridge had to be crossed to reach the mountain. Underneath it lived a one-eyed troll (giant), who ate up all those who tried to cross the bridge.

The smallest Billy Goat Gruff, (for that was their name), went first. As he stepped on the bridge, the troll shouted, “Who goes there across my bridge?”

“I am the smallest Billy Goat Gruff,” came the reply.

“I shall eat you up,” roared the troll.

“Please wait, for a bigger goat is on its way,” said the small Billy Goat Gruff. The greedy troll decided to let him go.

The second billy goat also told the troll the same thing and crossed the bridge. On seeing the third billy goat, the troll pounced on him. But the goat was big and he knocked the troll down with his huge horns and killed it.

 

Stupid trolls.

[ferdaboy 3472]

Wow! says titus nice one boys

[LeoRabbit99 360]

Beacuse with PvP default, a nine year old can take an orc. I love things making sense

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

 

INTENSE PVP ACTION))

Perivinca Driftwood yawns “Bigguns beh figh’in each othah.... since when was t’is new? Ge’ some ac’ualleh IN’ERES’IN’ news fer once ‘n maybeh ye’ll s’op bein’ so LAME!” She’d spit into the grass.

[ferdaboy 3472]

51 minutes ago, LeoRabbit99 said:

Beacuse with PvP default, a nine year old can take an orc. I love things making sense

then dont raid people with pvp in mind

[LeoRabbit99 360]

1 minute ago, ferdaboys69 said:

then dont raid people with pvp in mind

I didn’t, but I find it hilarious that one would make an rp post bragging about their 9 year old beating a hardened orcish warrior, and declaring it canon.

[ferdaboy 3472]

5 minutes ago, LeoRabbit99 said:

I didn’t, but I find it hilarious that one would make an rp post bragging about their 9 year old beating a hardened orcish warrior, and declaring it canon.

then dont lose to 9 year olds next time, or do crp, or dont cry about it

[rukio 8924]

1 hour ago, LeoRabbit99 said:

I didn’t, but I find it hilarious that one would make an rp post bragging about their 9 year old beating a hardened orcish warrior, and declaring it canon.

Remember that time my youthful character killed n ate urs? I do. She wore ur face like a mask for a bit. Good times.