The Cowardly Rex Hides

[Liv 485]

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Let it be known that the Rex of Krugmar has failed to even respond to the call to Klomp for Rexdom, when approached in person, Gadget’Ox was only threatened by the weak Rex but his threats went under deaf ears for the Gobbo was not going to allow the Rex to intimidate her. Gadget goes to the House of the Rex where she demands, she shouts, she stands about and calls for the Rex to face her! The Rex hides away, flees from the Gobbo with fear of her wraith.

 

Let it be known the Rex of Krugmar Korgahk’Gorkil Fled from a Gobbo, Fled leaving a crowd outside his own home, unable to meet the challenge

 

 

 

Gadget’Ox

Shroom’Gobbo

For Snawt!

#NotMyRex

[Cpt_Noobman 1954]

“Per’aps if deh Rex chose deh terms o’ deh challenge dey’d accept. Loike if instead of jus’ fightin’, yeh did a spellin’ bee er somefin’”

[Liv 485]

Just now, Cpt_Noobman said:

“Per’aps if deh Rex chose deh terms o’ deh challenge dey’d accept. Loike if instead of jus’ fightin’, yeh did a spellin’ bee er somefin’”

 

Gadget’Ox is bad at spelling and too scared to leave her house in FEAR of this challenge

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

“It seems da Rexdom be curzed in a cycle by evil vanity spirits these days.” the old orc remarks as he sits next to an orcish farm on a picket fence smoking his pipe weed “Rathur than gained by honoring of the sons of Krug. When zhall such unity be achieved by allowyng a Rex tu be challunjed year after year after year.“

 

He takes a long drag as the glow of the pipe weed spreads across his face

”Is it now that we muzt make preparatiuns for the 11^th Rex of Arcaz within da last 69 yearz?”

[AstriaS 4988]

High Keeper Alisa hangs out and shares some booze with the other observers. “At least there’s good drinks at this party.”

[Guzr 2050]

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[!] Flyers and propaganda posters would be placed across San’Azgak. . .

[Dreek 1633]

35 minutes ago, Cpt_Noobman said:

“Per’aps if deh Rex chose deh terms o’ deh challenge dey’d accept. Loike if instead of jus’ fightin’, yeh did a spellin’ bee er somefin’”

Lurtz’Gorkil drools on himself before looking visiting his friend Filiberto to look in disgust at the posters”Wub dah Zkah ztowt. Wub am urukz zkahin wib da Elgies. Dey am nub Uruks, Krug am nub happi”

[ErikAzog 3575]

Erik’Azog would the laugh loudly upon hearing of the events that occurred. “This is why the orcs have failed.” 

[Bawg 494]

Bawg groans loudly as he places his head into worn and callused hands, “I had foretold this would happen nearly forty years ago. My brothers and I spoke of great change within the uruks, but we were rejected.” He picks up his poorly rolled cactus green taking a long drag. “Perhaps he will see clearly now that this isn’t what he wanted in the first place, but found reliable allies in this fruitless journey to become Rex.” He sighs once as he takes a seat at a nearby stool on the sandy beaches of Sutica. “I certainly hope power didn’t corrupt his thoughts and make his heart bitter, but now he knows that those he fought for would turn on him with the flicker of a candle light.”

[Austin 697]

Thore’Gorkil grunts as he finishes consuming a fresh halfling, his large round belly protruding far past his waist. “Da Uruk are weak and are fallen’ from da grace o’ Krug”

[rukio 8924]

Kalisi’Lur simply shakes her head in disgust.

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

Keaton Errmark is deeply confused, but also deeply inebriated. “This alcohol is quite good.”