A ZEALOUS REQUEST!

[ronin_champloo 5951]

A ZEALOUS REQUEST

Issued on 4th of MALIN'S WELCOME, 1794

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Greetings, all to those that may walk this dreary and downtrodded path - to those, meandering along with no reason nor love; a gift is therein offered to you! The individual known as CRUMENA of KAMEES @Heero desires a woman to bear his child. He's a man of many talents, prizes and duties - one of which, a husband. This role can be held, catering to you.

 

Due to living over eight centuries, his standards are very low. Anyone can apply, and be the Mistress of Kamees.

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Crumena, in his younger days, having no woman besides him. Will you be that dame?

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FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO TAKE THIS REQUEST, THE CERTAIN CRITERIA MUST BE MADE:

• Be fertile, for this Paladin yearns for a child - a young-ling to train and care for. 
• Be nurturing and strong enough to stop a suicidal paladin - Crumena is an old man, yet the fires of his youth still remain.
• A high elf.

 

WHAT YOU WILL RECIEVE:

• A warm bed.
• GLORY in the light of Xan.
• The opportunity to carry his child for eight months.

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Crumena, having fought his entire life, needs a woman. Any woman, as long as they're of a high elven descent.

 

Crumena, the Sage of Kamees. He doesn't wish to be horny, he yearns to be happy.

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OOC NOTE!!! - FEMALES OF LOTC, HEERO has both a BLUE TAG and a GREEN TAG to suit your every need!

 

Spoiler

This is a joke, don't gack me.

[Heero 4077]

cursed

[Xx_BloodStalk_xX 2120]

O_o

[firespirit44 1279]

I didnt realise LOTC was serving up clickbait banner ads next to my christian minecraft roleplay

Where do I apply?

[Bhased 3587]

Tilruir'tir of Joma regards the missive with an expression of utmost exasperation.

 

 

[Riftblade 849]

Staff blacklist inbound.

[Gustando 1453]

u ******* troll

[Honourary 640]

[Gamma 588]

LOL

[Archipelego 2093]

"!_!."

[Valannor 6344]

Now, when do I get ads for poleaxe extensions?

[Unwillingly 11107]

Spoiler

 

[ronin_champloo 5951]

THIS ISNT A MEME POST, HEERO'S LOOKING FOR WOMEN. NOT MEMES.

[Sevastiel 285]

How am I supposed to read through the forums and drink my tea at the same time when things like this exist. 

[FloralHedgehog 410]

Highly considering making a female high elf now