Response To Silly 'Sewer Gobbo Mafia' accusations

[AdventureMaan 130]

[!] Many in Oren would receive a envelope to their homes that enclosed would have this letter ,that was written in extremely bad handwriting and grammar, which read:

 

Response To Silly 'Sewer Gobbo Mafia' accusations

 

Dear Reader,

A lot of you know mi as Bonk teh second but mi didn’t start out as Bonk. Once Mi names was Bok and Mi was the twin brodha of the original Bonk before he went missing. Mi took the name Bonk teh Second tu keep the original Bonks memory alive and to keep his cause alive which was to get wroitez fer all the Gobbos en the Oren. Recently, mi haz learnt dat the supposed MoJ haz believes dat mi am buss of some kind of ‘Gobbo Mafia’ en the Oren Sewers. Have any of you ever heard of such a silly thing to accuse someone of!? Mi hasn’t!

 

Dey took mi entoo there offices an questioned mi while I had a witness wid mi. During this questioning the main question man said he could arrest mi wid nooo reassson just becuz mi am a Gobbo and mi huz nooo wroitez.This is wrong. In additions even after all teh tingz mi zhowed an told dem, dey still somehow believez mi am leader ov sum koind ov ‘Gobbo Mafia’. Mi don’tz even knuw huw tu starts a Mafia zo huw am mi a leader ov wun?

 

Many ov lat knuw mi and knuw dat mi wud never bee such a thing and mi agrees that mi am gud Gobbo nub a bad Gobbo. Dis false accusation will nub stop mi fromz protesting for the Gobbo wroitez becuz every Gobbo deserves dem. Mi appreciates lat fer readinz dis letter.

 

Signed Bonk Da Zecond

Gobbo wroitez activist

Oren Gobbo Community leader

Spoiler

OOC:

Just want to people know that I don't want to create any OOC drama with the people who questioned me and stuff, I only want to show how Bonk, an extremely paranoid weird little Goblin, would react in this situation. Hope you all have a good day.

 

 

[christman 3559]

"GOBLINS!" Scremt a girl high on Krugamine.

[kazoo 587]

opens the envelope and reads it  and then whispers to himself  "pfffffft the moj is going to investigate my bunny  to learn if he is criminal next!"

[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

Al-Uk'Lur picks up a copy of the letter a citizen no doubt threw out he calmly reads over it as the Krugmar elder frowns a bit shaking his head with disapproval "Bah, nub bi globbizh Bonk dah pinkehz bi tuu zkahin globbizh tu gruk juzd bekuz wi bi nub pinkzkinz dat wi nub bi beezt, teyke latz kin agh retuhrn tu Krugmahr" the goblin lets  out dropping the flyer snorting at the foolish behavior of the humans of Providence alas what is to be expected from faithless Imperials

[sergisala 3451]

"Gobbo Rights forever!" Leonard Halcourt would exclaim as he heard the news, before going to join the goblin protest against the Ministry of Justice

[XOCO 502]

"The Ministry of Justice has gone too far with this one." Ezekiel Moores would shake his head in disapproval.

[Roguechaotic 264]

Aeonn lighting his cigar while reading the letter by the fireplace of providences tavern would utter "MOJ really has ran out of things to do if theyre off bothering bonk like that...knew they had issues since Arcas but goodness"

[Mannyy 982]

Wilhelm supports ‘gobbo’ rights!