HONEY ROTTED THE CHEESE

[Cepheid 4304]

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WAHR DECLARAETION ON HONEY CLUB

15th of Tobias’s Bounty, 1874

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After being ATTACKHED, BEETRAYEED, and INSHULTED, the County of Cheeseland makes its annoyance known towards the Balain Brats of the Honey Club. Delivered directly to Constantia Irene Novellan was a pile of stinking smelling cheese as a declaration of the wrongdoings done to the children of Cheeseland. The following are what has been wronged by the Honey Club members.

 

i. Ekaterina var Ruthern inshulted the chiledren of d’Azor.

ii. Ekaterina var Ruthern drew a swowrd on the Countess of Cheeseland.

iii. Leopold Novellen chahsed the Countess of Cheeseland threw the County of d’Azor.

iv. Constantia Irene inshulted the chiledren of Cheeseland.

 

THERE IS ONLY PEACE IN THE FOLLOWING;

i. An apoleegey to the County of Cheeseland.

ii. Ekaterina var Ruthern kicked out of the Honey Club.

 

The adults who helped transcribe this document have no affiliation with the dealings of kid kingdom politics.

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Countess of Cheeseland

[Axelu 4333]

The Princess Royal of Oren, Maude Fredericka, whimpered as her confidant, Mariana, attempted to orate the contents of the missive to her. Teetering back and forth ceaselessly, the only respite that the youth seemed to find from children's politics was from humming what was arguably the most sophisticated song known by her age group: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MRCHENN 4741]

The Lord Chancellor begins to correspond with the Lord Commander, preparing arms for the County of Cheeseland. It seemed a war was on the horizon. . . 

[annabanana1014 2084]

Costantia Irene Novellen, A QUEEN BEE OF THE HONEY CLUB, begins to write letters to the Bee-Allianced nations of the war that is beginning! 

"SAVE THE BEES! LET US DEFEAT THESE FOOLISH WASPS MY FELLOW BEES!"

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Diana d'Azor-Vuiller would roll her eyes, "This is annoying. Those Honey Club members just have fun, who is this cheese girl?"

[Azie 657]

"HmmMmm." Philippa would hum as she sees the missive announced by her granddaughter, and dealings of both her grandchildren. The aged woman would simply prepare HONEY for the young heir as she pondered.

[HIGH_FIRE 5490]

Ledicort Vuiller would groand as he prepares to write a letter to his Orenian counterpart "Even children are starting wars, this is ******* ridiculous" He would shake his head

[tilly 5115]

"Oh wow." Odessa remarked, having trouble understanding the terribly misspelled declaration over tea with the queen. "Ma'am, we must get a tutor for these children! Their spelling is atrocious!"

 

@Spicii

[Mattiii 1663]

The Baron Pompourelia, Franz Arthur Sarkozic prepares for battle by learning ballet!

[Apotolofo 2204]

Hera rubs the bridge of her scrunched nose, sighing. "The bees only swarm when attacked or provoked..." A small grin tugged at the girl's mouth. "And I think this counts as aggrivation. Ave Bees! Sweet like honey, sting like a bee!" She yelled to her fellow bees!

[Taketheshot 3834]

The Duke of Azor smiled brightly as he viewed his granddaughters war efforts, a tinge of pride warming the mans heart. "Oh my little darling! What a wondrous field commander you will make!" @Cepheid

 

Leopold Edwin frowned lightly showing the missive to his best friend. "My cousins a bit of a ****." @cherrybud

[satin 7600]

The attention of Wu Kiramira was snagged by one of the missives, and he scowled at the battle. But honey and cheese go so WELL together! I hope that the groups do not fall out..

[cherrybud 423]

8 hours ago, Taketheshot said:

Leopold Edwin frowned lightly showing the missive to his best friend. "My cousins a bit of a ****." @cherrybud

 

Ekaterina Maria released a deep puff of breath upon reading her name wrongly spelt several times, before crumpling the single page missive into a ball and hurling it into the fireplace. "Vyr cousin is a spoilt brat."

Soon after the Queen Bee of the Honey Club, quickly seated herself within her new home in Karosgrad and began writing a letter to her dear friend, Celine, Koenas of the Kingdom of Hoonseti-Rooska

[ChirpySquire 48]

Vladrick Aurelian Novellen-Huntshill prepares for war. "Ave bees!!!"

[JoshBright 3014]

14 hours ago, Cepheid said:

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WAHR DECLARAETION ON HONEY CLUB

15th of Tobias’s Bounty, 1874

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After being ATTACKHED, BEETRAYEED, and INSHULTED, the County of Cheeseland makes its annoyance known towards the Balain Brats of the Honey Club. Delivered directly to Constantia Irene Novellan was a pile of stinking smelling cheese as a declaration of the wrongdoings done to the children of Cheeseland. The following are what has been wronged by the Honey Club members.

 

i. Ekaterina var Ruthern inshulted the chiledren of d’Azor.

ii. Ekaterina var Ruthern drew a swowrd on the Countess of Cheeseland.

iii. Leopold Novellen chahsed the Countess of Cheeseland threw the County of d’Azor.

iv. Constantia Irene inshulted the chiledren of Cheeseland.

 

THERE IS ONLY PEACE IN THE FOLLOWING;

i. An apoleegey to the County of Cheeseland.

ii. Ekaterina var Ruthern kicked out of the Honey Club.

 

The adults who helped transcribe this document have no affiliation with the dealings of kid kingdom politics.

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Countess of Cheeseland

Jarad Munnel was morally horrified by the spelling of the missive "My GOD! I must pray they receive a proper education!"

[Cheese 8880]

Juniper sighed upon hearing of this declaration. After much thinking, and considering her friends on both sides of the conflict, the small Lady of the Pond made a proclamation of her own! "The Lady of the Pond shall remain neutral! So long as my waters go unharmed by the bees and the cheese, all will be welcome in Almaris's ponds!"