Generi 563 Share Posted March 14, 2023 I've escaped them just long enough to make another satire post... I hope they don't find me agai- OH GOD OH **** Hello friends and other folk (most of you aren't friends, but you know that) It's been quite a while, but Gen's murder emporium is back up and running at full force! Perhaps you're for some conflict with your character! Maybe you hate yourself and the only way to find mental peace is by brutally wounding your characters through roleplay and crying over it for five hours on end! Or you possibly could just be bored! Regardless of the situation, we're here to handle it! Message me at Generic#4386 and we can discuss a world where I beat the everloving shit out of you and/or your character. Now you may be wondering, where's the 2.0? What makes this Murder Emporium special? Well, we're not expanding to non-lethal maiming, injury, or battery of mental health! That's right, we'll take an eye, a hand, or even your spiritual sanity! We'll even go as far as to give you a 20% discount on all non-lethal services purchased! As always, we'll only take your mortal essence, your physical soul, your firstborn child (or second, we don't care. Unless it's the thirdborn- if it's the third, **** you), or five hundred Canadian dollars in cold hard cash! Please... I crave violence... blood fuels me... Gen's murder emporium is not responsible for any failed assassinations, post-murder pugsying, gamer rage, lack of satisfaction with our services, or dragon queens swooping out of the sky and attacking as a result of you purchasing our products 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonke 1877 Share Posted March 14, 2023 What the frik are u doing 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Periphonics 369 Share Posted March 14, 2023 yippee!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generi 563 Author Share Posted March 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, lemonke said: What the frik are u doing Finding new people to cyberbully, obviously 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRhunes 146 Share Posted March 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Generi said: Finding new people to cyberbully, obviously Doing GODAN’s work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generi 563 Author Share Posted March 14, 2023 2 hours ago, RandomRhunes said: Doing GODAN’s work What can I say? I'm a woman of the people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carebear 441 Share Posted March 14, 2023 DO IT YOU WONT REGRET IT (please help i've been trapped for 15 years) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latelle 719 Share Posted March 15, 2023 As a victim of Gen's first Murder Emporium, I approve this message! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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