Werew0lf 12024 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2023 OPENING NOW IN BUSINESS! As devout Canonists, it came to our notice that my fellow brothers and sisters of faith have struggled. Every day, they face challenges - a test of Iblees, who tempts with sin. And so, we will take the burden of sin onto our shoulders through the mass production of numerous stimulants. This is for those looking to find relief in their struggle. Do not be afraid to make purchases, as each purchase comes with its own confession. We are anonymous, and though it may be shunned by the Church as an illegal, and inhumane practice, a bit of sin is fine - as long as nobody finds out. This business is for lucrative people that can afford our prices; each stimulant comes from the purest plant, and has been processed over a few years - made inside of a church. A pre-warning to those attempting to scam us, or competitors attempting to harm our business. We will let you feel the wrath of GOD in many different ways. PRODUCTS Please look below for an in-depth number of produce, each of the highest quality. If you are looking to make any purchases, follow these instructions: in a small note, pin your nickname, the product you are looking for, and a meeting location with a time and date. Any orders that are met late will be offered on discount. However, the area will be scouted beforehand - if we feel you are attempting to scam us, or find us out, you will find that we will not arrive with your delivery. PRICE: 10 minas. DELIVERY FEE: 5 minas. PRICE: 10 minas. DELIVERY FEE: 5 minas. PRICE: 10 minas. DELIVERY FEE: 5 minas. We are anonymous, god-fearing producers. All customers will have their anonymity guaranteed. Contact us via listing above for any larger deals or business partnerships. I confess to almighty God, blessed Horen ever-faithful, blessed Charles of Petrus, blessed Adrian most Brave, blessed Julia, the holy Pontiffs Daniel and Sixtus, and all the Saints, that I have sinned exceedingly in thought, word and deed, through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault. Therefore I beg blessed Horen ever-faithful, blessed Charles of Petrus, blessed Adrian most Brave, blessed Julia, the holy Pontiffs Daniel and Sixtus, and all the Saints, to pray for me to the Lord our God. Amen. THE HOLY SPIRIT FOR YOUR FAITH! 47 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesopian 1125 Share Posted August 11, 2023 You should get the pontiff to endorse this, that'd be hilarious, says Ti'gobser. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erictafoya 2309 Share Posted August 11, 2023 In the backends of Haense, some fisherman dude looks to buy AS MUCH Godly Dope that he could possibly afford, further fueling his addiction to the green. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melpomenne 1553 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Spoiler saint crack goes crazy 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werew0lf 12024 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Melpomenne said: Reveal hidden contents saint crack goes crazy Spoiler all my products do. lmk if someone wants to run drugs for me. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlitheryC1 487 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Spoiler Pro tip: If you take all 3 at once, you'll meet GOD! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3506 Share Posted August 11, 2023 A certain lady Colborn eyes the missive. Her children shouted and ran about, swinging wooden swords at eachother, and she held a glass of carrion black in hand. Canonist approved drugs. She made a mental count of extra funds, and decided making an order or two wouldn't hurt. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7067 Share Posted August 11, 2023 The 13 year old Osvald Barclay reads through the parchment, unsure of what drugs are, but interested nevertheless. He then goes out to seek this candy supplier. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincerelyE 81 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) Spoiler Spoiler Plain text: "To whomever it may concern, You do not speak your name, yet you call upon God to sow the seeds of chaos, illness and prolonged suffering via addiction for what? Profit? Power and control? Or perhaps your failing so-called business has been ignored up until now that you’ve taken to tug at the last remaining threads of ethics and morality of the realm in order to get eyes and ears on your practices. Well, eyes and ears you have. If you ever dare to show your face, me and my longsword will be waiting at Lemon Hill to deliver justice upon thee, who preys on the weak. Regards, Lady Sarah Esther Percival" Edited August 14, 2023 by sincerelyE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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