NotEvilAtAll 9944 Share Posted August 23, 2023 [!] Pro-halfling propaganda finds its way into your aviary mailbox BIG-FOLK TERRORIST DESTROYED! This very morning a plot most foul was FOILED by the brave Thain-King of the shire, Cyris Collingwood the First! A bearded big-folk about five stones in height was in the kitchen of our tavern with Cyris' ex-wife, Magnolia. He revealed his foul plot to invade Haense and kill Haense's KING! Upon realizing that Magnolia was not receptive to his insane terrorist scheming, he tried to cover his tracks by KILLING MAGNOLIA! Thankfully, the would-be cold blooded murder of Magnolia was ended when Cyris himself came to the scene brandishing a cattle-slaughtering pole! The terrorist was then slaughtered just like the pig he was, saving both Magnolia and Haense from terrorist schemes The brigand had a small hoard of Haense coinage on him (no doubt to buy weaponry to realize the terrorist's plots!) which was donated to a good cause within Haense's capital. Praise be to His Royal Majesty King King Cyris Collingwood the first, the second. Thain of Dunfarthing and her vassals, Protector of the Wee, Lord of Greater Bramblebury, Honeyhill and the Hillmen. Father of Foxes, Liberator of Frogtopia, Slayer of Gods, The Oathbreaker, Grand Wizard of Bogwartz: School of Shamanism and Housemagery, Tamer of the Forest, Chairman of the League Of Super Best Friends, Wielder of most holy Knoxscalibur, Emperor of the Holy Orenian Empire of Bywater, Shogging Champion, Attorney at law. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 669 Share Posted August 23, 2023 "Y' left out the part about milk druids." Magnolia, Cheese Wizard, rival of the now dead Milkman 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samler 1047 Share Posted August 23, 2023 An elderly elf raised an eyebrow upon getting a letter. "They are no longer together?" The mumbled to himself. "Right, and she almost died. Well her company is questionable, I suppose The King did a good move." He then suddenly looked about himself, catching himself thinking out loud, luckily, he didn't spot any near the aviary at the time, he folded the informational piece and pocketed it. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_Dog 1432 Share Posted August 23, 2023 “A classic wee-folk win. Might as well make the W in wee-folk stand for winner.” A musin said while admiring the pumpkins fields of the halfling settlement 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarveyQuin 3 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Exiting his hovel he opened the newly found item within his mailbox with a smirk. "Praise be Knox n' an' his wee-folk ava'ar." He folded the letter up and gave a deep inhale before carrying on his merry way. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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