TreeSmoothie 4947 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Spoiler – ☀ Published the 4th of Godfrey’s Triumph, 1947 ☀ – ARE YOU DEPRESSED? DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANXIETY? YOU MAY NEED A LOBOTOMY! Are you plagued by pesky thoughts, unsettling memories, or just a bit too much curiosity for your own good? Seeking the perfect gift for that hard-to-please relative who's always "in their head"? Perhaps you’ve a significant other who just wont do housework? Lobotomies are gentle and quick procedures to rid one of certain mental ailments or general misbehavior, and can be done on patients of ANY age. If you or someone you’re looking to get this procedure for has been diagnosed (or is suspected to have) any of the following ailments, a lobotomy from Cascanova MD might be just what you need; ☀ Depression ☀ Anxiety ☀ Violent Outbursts ☀ Poor Temper ☀ Chronic Pain ☀ Paranoia ☀ Emotional Trauma ☀ Unmanageable Loved Ones A quote from Dr. Galbraith … “I had one as a kid. Fixed me right up, I tell you. I used to be a real rascal! It’s a cure-all.” The Cranium Liberation Special To schedule this operation for you or a loved one, send a letter to Dr. Galbraith for scheduling; depending on the need, these operations will either be free or low cost. We sympathize with our patients! [Discord: @treesmoothie] Lobotomies come with a free sticker after a successful operation. Yes, you get bragging rights! Signed, Dr. G, Chief Physician of Cascanova MD 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝙻𝚞𝚟 XO 3066 Share Posted October 21, 2023 "Donovan! Donovan, come quick! I think I know how we can get rid of your Ailments, my dear. See, look! A lobotomy!" The blonde woman teased and looked back towards him over her shoulder - all whilst poking her well manicured digit onto the missive nailed on the noticeboard. "Maybe then, you'll finally cease your whining!" @Voorak 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kholibrii 978 Share Posted October 21, 2023 “I got mine a Claire’s, but I will have to visit Dr.G when it comes time for the next!” 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectlyPeachy 1345 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Mikhaila vas Ruthern slid the notice between the pages of her prayer book, taking note of its information should her younger sister continue to prove difficult. @ncarr 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuvas 2900 Share Posted October 21, 2023 "Cutting edge medical science! " Remarks Razad. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2333 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Juniper considers. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphirePool 1098 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Ezren Kervallen cringed at the advert, looking at his mother, “madre, since when is John a doctor…” he paused “or maybe it’s one of his siblings?” He asked, looking for any indication of name other than Galbraith. He had nightmares for a couple days after that about a certain one eyed man coming at him with a sharpened stick and surgical mask. @Lmcfc 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgedKitty 199 Share Posted October 21, 2023 A very confused Ipera reads the missive. She can only pray that her friends don't read this. Her family is insane 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeylin 1011 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Rhys var Ruthern, an actual doctor and the partner of this crazy self-proclaimed one, tears through the house screaming mad. "Not another ******* LOBOTOMY." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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