The Neo-Orenian Empire

[Hearth 873]

The Grand Reformation

Of the Empire of Men and Half-Men

 

 

 

Proclaimed on the 9th of The Amber Cold, in the 175th year of the Second Age;

By the Council of His Omnipotence Emperor King Cyris Collingwood the First, the Second.

 

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It has come to the attention of his absolute supremacy King Cyris Collingwood I II that a fellow representative Empire of Man has arisen within Aevos, thus challenging his claim to absolute domain over the Race of Man. His excellency believes that sharing is caring, and would be wholly in favour of such a development- however.

 

The exclusion of: The Sovereignty of Hyspia, The Kingdom of Norland, The Kingdom of Númendil, The Principality of Reinmar, The Principality of Vlachia and of course the Koyo-Kuni Shogunate from the Covenant of Man is rather impolite, if not mean-spirited. THUS His Majesty offers the following:

 

I. An invitation to those left out to his own, better Empire, with greater benefits and more holidays than the Covenant.

II. An invitation to those within the Covenant to any and all future parties, festivals or shindigs held by the Neo-Orenian Empire.

III. An invitation to the League of Veletz, to reform itself as an independently governed territory of the Neo-Orenian Empire.

IV. Packed Lunches to any and all that would seek to engage in a diplomatic mission with the Neo-Orenian Empire seeking an Alliance and/or Trade-Pact.

 

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It is with these tidings that His Royal Absolute and Fair Highness bids those concerned, and those merely curious- adieu.

 

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Signed - His Majesty Emperor King Cyris Collingwood the First, the Second. -

Thain of Dunfarthing and her vassals, Prince in-Law of the Petra, Protector of the Wee, Lord of Greater Bramblebury, Bywater, Barnsley, Honeyhill and the Hillmen. Father of Foxes, Liberator of Frogtopia, Leader of the Merrymen, Slayer of Gods,  The Oathbreaker, Grand Wizard of Bogwartz: School of Shamanism and Housemagery, Tamer of the Forest, Chairman of the League Of Super Best Friends, Wielder of most holy Knoxscalibur, Emperor of the Former Holy Orenian Empire of Bywater, Shogging Champion, Price Gouger, Guild Mason, Market Manipulator, Attorney at law, Rescuer of the Tar, Lord of Barnsley, Distributor of Golden Stars, Emperor of the Neo-Orenian Empire. 

 

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[Gemini 1639]

*The World trembles in fear* 

[NotEvilAtAll 9945]

Mimosa Applefoot salutes the Halfling Imperium "KNOX mitt'ens!" she'd exclaim with joy.

[framalam 13]

take your meds shire boy

[Gandhi 2718]

"i will now eat a crossbow bolt." alfred of sutica (real) said.

[Rebellionlife 362]

"Finally! A true empire, may it be short and fun like all halflings!" Cheered a tiny halfling in the tavern upon reading the missive. 

[Morigung-oog 2367]

The former Orenian icon, Vexalia Lothryne stirs... There is much work to be done.

[tazombo 180]

Cal Hawthorn Derlan Fiddleberry II would awake adrift in a lake, a waterlogged copy of the missive stuck to his face. Upon waking and peeling the wet paper off of him he gives a nod of approval of the missive's contents. "Soun's loike fun. Wai'... Where t'a feck am Oi?"

[VoidTermnia 275]

"Hah, lure 'em in with Maggie's lunches. Nobody'll resist that." Moth commented in amusememt, the musin idly reading through the paper.

[Turbo_Dog 1442]

Spuds stood upright. A fist clenched and held backwards “For the liberty of the Shire!”