THE CONTINUATION HAPPENING | DEMANDS TO DUNWEN

[Coronate 5528]

 

THE VOICE OF THE REXKHAN
DEMANDS TO THE HALFMAN

 

 

Transcribed with Blood in 196 Second Age

 

 

 

PREFACE

BLOOD remembers… In the War of Southern Dominion, The Feast of the Wolves the Uruk and Albhai slain the evil scions of VIKEL worshippers of the daemon Bal’lance; spirit masquerading as a Bear. Beast it was which was slain through the blood of thousands of Elves, Humans, Uruk, and even Dwarves. The Great War on VIKEL was one of annihilation, and execution of a daemonic force that plagued Zag’hal; the force withstanding was decreed expelled by the KHAN OF KHANS in the proclamation of THE HAPPENING which closed the war with the transfer of the Caurost. Now lay VIKEL bloodline of the Daemon which lay in the clutch of the Halfman who protect them as they insist in creating the GREATEST UBUNTU KNOWN TO AEVOS.

 

THE DECLARATION OF WAR ON THE BLOODLINE OF VIKEL AND THEIR HALFMAN PROTECTORS. SHOULD THE CONDITIONS LISTED NOT BE MET BY SUNRISE ON THE FOURTH WOLVEN DAY OF THE YEAR (WEDNESDAY 9/11 2024) HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A URUK SCORNED.

 

• Relinquish the Vassal of Vikela, false state of AEN-UBUNTU.
• Expel the blood line VIKEL of henceforth and forever (to be hunted by the Wolves.)
• Admit to the guilt of taking in the evil (darkspawn) blood of VIKEL.
• DELIVER TO THE KHANATE TRIBUTE IN THE BLOOD OF THE VIKEL, MAY THEY NEVER TOUCH GRASS ON AEVOS AGAIN.

 

RETURN WITH THESE DEMANDS BY SUNSET (5PM EST WEDNESDAY 9/11 2024 OR OUR FAITH AND BLOOD WILL NO LONGER BE ENTRUSTED WITH HALFMEN AND FIRE WILL RAGE IN THE SHIRE.)

 

 

Spoiler

 

[wowj 9766]

Takemura looks at the Daemon Panda, Bal'ance (Realname Pīngheng) who lived in Sakuragakure after being saved from the Vikelian menace.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Kato Ena, a blind local Oyashi peasant and victim of Halfling Gangstalkers, looks for ways to fund the war effort of the Khanate through international donations to the Holy Lands in the desert through a toll-free aviary delivery.

 

"Ossu! Mhmmm! They got what's comin' to them. My enemies are ontologically evil and there is no wrong that can be done to them. Open up a can of whoop ass on all of em!"

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

And thus is a very confusing morning for the 1/2 Thain Of Dunwen who had been waiting for the first draft of their treaty to arrive in the post, and instead recieves This.

[marikandaperc 1818]

Lucia of Brabant gasps with confusion and sets out to gather information for her liege - whom, she thought, might be oblivious to this sudden conflict

[ellielove15 547]

Leoni stared at the missive after coming back home from a lovely party in Dunwen. She frowns, knowing that the day has come. "So.. it is as they say. They will never want peace. They will always want more. Bullies, they are."

[Rig 17591]

Alistair grabs his Carbarum sword Blackstar and hikes on out to kill some Half-Men for destroying his house. What goes around comes around, so they say.

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

A certain halfling is very unhappy about this development. Muttering to herself, she attempts to work out some sort of plan. 

 

Yet all she can think of are contingencies. 

[Javert 9633]

"What in the hell? The Orcs are attacking the halflings? What? Vikel? What does that mean? Halflings harboring Vikelans? What the **** is happening and why are the Orcs invading the harmless Halflings?" said the Hand of the Crown of Ravenmire and the Duke of Blackworth Henry Arthur Haverlock. The Duke was utterly confused by this sudden outbreak of war between the Khanate and Shire, and he quickly pulled himself together and rushed to assemble his councilmembers for an emergency meeting.

 

Spoiler

 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Mimosa Applefoot, a local halfling of Dúnwen, frowns

"O' Knox... t'ey've gone crazeh... Ah war be'ween us ahn our friends ahn fellow spiritualis's, ah war be'ween t'ah big ahn t'ae wee.... T'is ah sorreh state t'ae be 'n, bu' 't was inevi'able tha' t'ae long-time peace o' us weefolks would be pu' ter ah end even'ualleh. If t'ae big-folks wish t'ae come 'ere ahn conquer us, den t'ey shall mee' our shiriffs ahn adven'urer-friends t'ae 'old dem back."

She'd pull out an aurum shovel from the basement of her burrow and dust it off. She'd make her way into the caverns underneath Dúnwen and give a quick prayer to Laklul, spirit of swamps and frogs, as frogs croak and groan around her. Then, she'd climb up and give a prayer to Lord Knox, spirit-guardian of the shire, at an altar further down the hillside.

 

"Mae t'ah spiri's be wif us..."

[Jihnyny 5233]

Tiderippa (The Dominus) gets ready to kill halflings, eat them, and shit them out.
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[Pancho 4197]

Cerrick Fenifaer, the last Marshal of Vikela, looked at the missive with a perked brow. “I thought the remanants fled to Lurin, who the **** went to the halfling’s and are using my land title?!”

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Cerrick Fenifaer, the last Marshal of Vikela, looked at the missive with a perked brow. “I thought the remanants fled to Lurin, who the **** went to the halfling’s and are using my land title?!”

The 1/2 Thain of Dunwen who did not realise the little camp community was calling themselves Vikelans is also confused. Psychic link of mutual confusion.

[Toudlou 156]

The other half of Thain awakes to this message, disorientated and confused, never had she'd experienced a warclaim nor did she even know how it worked, she certainly hoped to keep it that way.

First forced into Thainship, then this?

[tasty_cheesecake 2298]

Rap'lur begins disseminating old recipes for meat pies via proxy agents of the Union of Chef Hat Wearing Orcs