KOYOKUNI DIRECT: COMING SOON MYSTIC HYPERWAR FOR THE NINTENDO DS

[milksoda 2884]

 

MYSTIC HYPERWAR

 

 

Konnichiwa Mina san.

 

The NE’ER-DO-WELLS of Lumbridge enter the lands of the Oyashi, picking on peasants and merchants and declaring that they have defeated Templars and Samurai.

 

Too do they attack the hamlets of our mundane brothers and sisters, flaunting their dark magicks and torturing the helpless.

 

DESCENDANTKIND, LAY DOWN YOUR IRON AND PICK UP YOUR SLAYERSTEEL!

 

THEY WALK AMONG YOUR BROTHERS AND WHISPER THE FIRST LIE INTO THE EARS OF YOUR VILLAGERS; THAT TRUTH IS WEAK, AND SHADOW STRENGTH.

 

LET US PROVE THEIR IGNORANCE BY BLOOD, FOR THE ONLY THING THAT UNITES US IS THE COMPLETE ERADICATION OF THESE THESAURUS BOUND SELF-SUPPOSED MORAL GRAYSPAWN.

 

 

Upon the end of the campaign against Vortice, Koyo Kuni will march alongside its allies to raze the fields of Lumbridge and build a Grub Bucket over its corpse. The SHUGONATE of SAKURAGAKURE invites THE RIGHTEOUS. To join in eradicating Lumbridge, the same way we once did to the forces of Gashadokuro, and once before to Serheim, and once more to Cadmasrah and then once again finally to the Tsutenkaku of Yong Ping.

 

We would also specifically like to extend an offer to Haense, to remove

the blemish upon their land.

 

LUMBRIDGE DELENDA EST

 

Spoiler

OOC: This is a roleplay post to declare intent to warclaim Lumbridge after the Vortice Campaign. @MunaZaldrizoti@Doggedwasupxxx

 

SHUGO OJŌ-SAMA Ugokoyama Atsuko the Iron Lady, Legendary Sanbushi, Yōbushi of Machiman, Mother of the Land of the Scattered Sun and DEFENDER OF THE FARFOLK

 

 

HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Adalia I “The Dawnmade”, By the grace of GOD, Queen of the Petra, Marquise de Val d’Estenou, Countess of Temesch, Torm Marian, and Moere, Viscountess of Mies, Baroness of Garmont, Vallagne-en-Petra, Eagles Peak, Brasca, Hrenthorne, Resmore, and of the Phoenixspire, Knight of the Petrine Laurel, Templar of Malchediael, Defender of Liberty

 

In place of HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Tar-Caraneth Aryantë of the House Arthalionath, by the Grace of GOD, Queen of the Númenedain, etc…

 

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, Anorhil Antonius Caranethion of the House Arthalionath, 

Crown Prince of Númenost, Seneschal of the Holy League, Captain of the Radiant Guard, Templar of the Archangel Michael, Knight of the Realm

 

הא אלוף האלופים 

His Holiness, Ro’eh Tzon

 

[tasty_cheesecake 2298]

TO ARMS! TO GET MY GET BACK! cries Kosuke as he arms himself for the HYPERWAR

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

"DIE BY FIRE, DIE BY FIRE, DIE BY FIRE," chants a blind shinobi preparing to avenge his fellow heimen rice peasants.

 

 

[Turbo_Dog 3566]

A vicious orcish roar bellowed from the sumo mat in the cheery blossom village. The pale monstrous being readying to fight back against it’s once overlords with the ferocity of a nine hundred and ninety nine oni

[CelestialMochi 580]

"Seeing the destruction they left upon our streets, I too will drag their people in the mud and filth of battle field! HYPERWAR! HYPERWAR!"

[xo31 3979]

The Herald of Umbrage scoured the missive.

 

"M-my actions have consequences?!" he lamented.

[Fishy 2709]

The Cloud Temple Skinwalker known as 'Honda' strode back into town, poking at a new heavy boulder sitting in the town's square.

"Oh-kay..." The Samurai declared, regaining some color in his cheeks. He closed his gauntlet and slammed it into the tombstone with a THUNDEROUS CLAP. "HYPERWAR!"

[Apotolofo 2204]

Hera shakes Cathan's hand. "Cathan, it's over." @Wizry

[Wizry 1218]

Just now, Apotolofo said:

Hera shakes Cathan's hand. "Cathan, it's over." @Wizry

Cathan shook her hand back, "We cannot stop winning."

@Apotolofo

[Cat Evocation 3728]

"Winds howling..." Said a particular hunter polishing one of his two blades.

[_Leyd 1010]

"It is done." 
The false-prophet proclaims in forwarding of the missive. 
@ThatFunkyBunch

[Werew0lf 24180]

St. Raguel and his angel compatriots start working on a new weapon of mass destruction, known as the “G.O.D” which stands for GIFT OF DEATH. It seeks to continue scientific advancement in nuclear warfare.

[Cheese 8880]

Juniper sighs, loudly, and prepares to watch from the sidelines. As she did so, she nudged Eerikki beside her and smiled slyly.

 

"Guess that badly translated note means nothing now anyway."

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

WARNING: Explicit Content

Spoiler

 

"Will they see, will they hear? I'm eager to see. It really is better on this side of the fence." Spoke a fiend, labouring with the imps.       

                                                                                      @_Leyd

 

[woke 1157]

51 minutes ago, Werew0lf said:

St. Raguel and his angel compatriots start working on a new weapon of mass destruction, known as the “G.O.D” which stands for GIFT OF DEATH. It seeks to continue scientific advancement in nuclear warfare.

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