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Lily Peregrin sighs, "Every day t'e bigguns steal somet'in more from us. First it was our resources, t'e loife o' moi Mom Iris, an' now it's our own sport. Soon we'll see people livin' in burrows n' makin' Sackville Ale." She took a sip of honey tea, "Oi mean, t'ey could 'ave at least invoited us."

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Lily Peregrin readies the bombkin stockpile.

this is truly the only reason I play LotC I should go for sub 3 minutes

Sean Puddlefoot gazed upon Alfie with a smug grin, "Took yew long enout, ye shite Sheriff." He said with a laugh, leading his former nemesis through the Wheat Fields to where Sean dwelled beneath a great cherry tree.

it was me time to fill jumper's halfling ale with DHMO

Monkey Peregrin feels his soul ache as the will reaches him. Even as far away as he is, he can feel the loss, it is flowing through him. He falls to the floor, grasping the wall as he clutches his chest, exhaling, "Yew feel it tew, don't yew, James?" He says to himself, catching his breath as he looked down solemnly, "The extinguis'in' of t'e sun. T'e loss o' loife... oi 'oped tew never know it." He said, sniffling, "Oi love yew Mom. Oi'm sorry oi could nay make it. Yew will always be moi pillar... even in yer passin'. See yew soon." Lily Peregrin, still conflicted with an uncontrollable grief, looks over the will mindlessly as she exhales. She has no more tears left to weep and is now only capable of worrying. "We are so lost wit'out yew, Mom. Please. Come back. We can nay carry on- we dun nay know w'at tew dew," she squeaked out, sniffling, "Oi dun know w'at tew dew."

LotC Question: Who is your favorite halfling player who also plays your kid (The correct answer is me) Actual LotC Question: If you could write one event that wouldn't have to abide by the rules (could be the halflings ending the world or some shit) what would it be? Non-Lotc Question: What is your favorite movie?

A Weefolk's Return On that night, the salty, cold air blew into the seaside village of Honeyhill. The wind beat against the windows and burrow doors, and the rain hammered upon the grassy roofs of each little halfling's home. Thunder cracked in the sky and the clouds swirled in fury. But this, dear reader, was not the strangest thing to happen on that fateful night... A strange occurrence, one that had not happened in 14 years, struck again that night. A great beast of the sea, large in size and thick of skin, swam into the relatively shallow waters. The Whale It sputtered and spat, and it heaved and blew. And from its blowhole emerged a figure. A halfling girl soared through the air, landing with a loud splash in the water next to the beach. Her clothes were dirty, and she stank of salt and fish. Her red hair was soaked, and her breath was weak. And suddenly... the rain ceased. Oh, how the little girl was amazed to see the moon again, it's light almost blinding in comparison to the pitch darkness of the beast's maw. And so... she was free. After 14 years, the girl had returned once more. Little Lily Peregrin, Daughter of Thain Iris Peregrin, back to her home.

Airships the size of bathtubs

Monkey grinned with acceptance, "Aye! Oi can get behin' t'is."

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IGN: teawithTori CHARACTER NAME: Yasmine Carnelia DISCORD: Toriva#0002 my favorite song is probably either Feel Good Inc or Humility by the Gorillaz, im spacin on any r&b music I like atm but Ill come back later and edit this if I think of somethin

honestly I'm a fan of it. I get why people are hesitant about a magic CA seeing as some of the stuff that's happened in the past but idk I have hope for this. +1

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historically ballin with the cabbage toss homies

I don't think they wanna remove the command I think it's just that Dingo thinks it shouldn't be used in roleplay