Slorbin

Toffee emits a sigh as she reads over the missive, drooping her head into the paper. She wearily grabs a miniature quill and begins to blot down a reply in subscript. ”Dear Needle, Unfortunately, I will not end my life here. It is my solemn duty to all of the Mousehole to protect my citizens from harm. I have fought Ratiki innumerable, and feel no pain from such death, but I refuse to harm you or any of my kin, for we are higher than them. Please, surrender peacefully, so that the enemy does not take your life as they did your friend Hook. Sincerely, Toffee.”

Username: Slorbin Name of the Skin: Ruby Red Bid Amount: 35 Username: Slorbin Name of the Skin: Amethyst Purple Bid Amount: 35

Toffee is utterly bewildered.. but sails towards the east, out of curiosity.

What did I JUST say about using black text in your posts jokes aside, nice lore, +1, the old reagent is vague.

I mean, I've seen people emoting it just exploding into a giant fireball several times and having it stick to literally everything, and having the exact same effect of Will O' Bottles down to an exact T, if not more powerful. Have I just been witnessing outliers?

i learned it from you

Suggested techlock: -Molotov Cocktails and 'Alchemical Fire' from ethanol and a rag, made through non-FA means, CANNOT be created anymore. All 'Alchemical Fire' items in the world are redundant. -Instead, if you want to use a Molotov, you can create Will O' Bottles, found in here. There is no reason why molotovs, such a powerful weapon, should be available to literally anyone with an edit tag at this time period. This is especially true considering that the lore for alchemy in ‘core potions', under 'Will O' the Bottle'. states that Alchemical Fire, what molotovs are commonly referred to, are supposed to be rare. Renaming a bottle to ‘alchemist's fire’ and emoting throwing it at someone is so horribly abusive yet somehow legal. Holy hell, no one should be running around with Molotov Cocktails in this day and age. They're somehow more powerful than the Will O' bottles, which require a feat, yet you can pull one out of thin air like it's nothing. LT pls make ruling.

bye bye, will miss you. vortex made me FILTHY ******* rich

Toffee is quite excited to meet some new halflings. She hasn't talked to many.. Hopefully it'll go alright!

hoot hoot

i HATE magic oh i HATE it it is HORRIBLE it is HORRIBLE ohhh nooo

as intented

IGN: Slorbin RP NAME: Toffee AGE: 18 ACTIVITY REQUIREMENT: Homeowner, leader of the Musin. Somehow has a seat at the council. CANDIDATE: Levian'tol Grandaxe

if my hospital worker even DARES to give me the incorrect food i WILL unplug my life support and SHANK them with it. No, posts that existed from before the post I'm talking about don't have the black text either (i.e. )

I'm not serious about being this angry, BUT it is not a forum updating thing. It is a copy-pasting from Docs to Forums thing.

YOU ******* IDIOTS STOP. MAKING. EVERYTHING. IN. BLACK. TEXT. I AM ABSOLUTELY SICK AND TIRED OF GOING INTO A LORE POST AND IT LOOKS. LIKE. THIS: Brief Description: Bound to the form of a child through a mistake of his studies, and from the late scholar’s notes did this alchemist too conjure up an antidote, or perhaps another brew in its own right, calling it Fogey’s Elixir for his equal hatred of the elderly. Recipe: -Lard/ Undistilled Water -Rakir -Death, x1 -Curtailment x1 -Coldness x2 -Swiftness x2 -Grey hair from a human elder, x2 -Shell of a Tortoise (or Turtle), x2 Creation (Optional, only if it requires a specific process): -All symbols, as well as the elder hairs and shell of a tortoise (or tutle), must be ground into separate powders using a mortar and pestle -The base must be used to fill a cauldron halfway with the rakir mixed in, having pre-measured for the rest of the ingredients to make up the second half (note, double the volume would be required in the case of an undistilled water base as opposed to a lard base). -The base must then be heated above an open flame until beginning to fry (if lard) or boil (if undistilled water). -Coldness should be added and stirred until no longer visible. -Curtailment should then be added and stirred until no longer visible. -Death should then be added at the same time as the ground grey hairs, and stirred until the elixir turns black. -The shell should then be mixed in along with swiftness until no longer visible. -All heat should then be removed from the cauldron, allowing the mixture to rapidly cool and thicken (if undistilled water is used) or solidify into a fatty paste (if lard is used). Effects: When applied as a paste the Fogey’s Elixir acts as an aging lotion, causing skin and certain areas to sag, wrinkle and develop liver spots wherever applied. Noses and ears to enlarge and bulge whilst sprouting thick grey hair from within. Eyes become yellowed and bloodshot and (with thick application) fade to a complete milky white. The elixir will also cause pre-existing scalp hair to grey and (with thick application of the Elixir) eventually bald, whilst also causing pre-existing facial hair to grey and (with thick application) become matted and frayed. The elixir can also be applied to the teeth to cause wear and yellow staining, whilst thick application can cause them to wear away entirely, whilst drinking the elixir will give the added effect of worn vocal chords to maintain the illusion of an elder tone of voice, whilst thick application can induce loss of voice. It should be noted that all changes brought on by the Fogey Elixir are skin-deep, however, and will only serve the purpose of causing accelerated aging in an aesthetic manner. Whilst it certainly has the potential for malicious use, the Fogey Elixir would not function as a sort of poison to afflicted one with Arthritis, Hemorrhoids, Altzheimers or other age-related illnesses. Similarly, beneath the guise of faux old age the user’s organs, muscles and mind would still behave as healthily and effectively as they had prior to the elixir. The key difference noted in use of the base is concentration. Using water as a base will provide double the amount of the elixir, at half the effectiveness, and the inverse when using lard as a base. A quart jar filled with a lard-base of the elixir will be much thicker, and have the potential to age areas it has been applied to up to 150 years, though this jar would only be able to cover the hands, head, mouth (excluding vocal chords) and neck of a subject. Using the same ingredients, but replacing the lard with a doubled volume of water would in turn allow for two quart jars to be filled, though each jar would only have the potential to age areas it has been applied to up to 75 years, though having two quart jars would permit subjects to cover all areas. The effects of the Fogey Elixir will linger until the subject surpasses the age they’ve attempted to appear as, or until an equal measure of years is de-aged using the Sprog’s Elixir. The effects of the Fogey Elixir on elves opting to appear any older than 30 will linger (as they will never naturally age past any older than an adulthood) permanently until an equal measure of years is de-aged using the Sprog’s Elixir. The effects similarly cannot be reversed by mundane, magical or alchemical healing with the exceptions of appearance-altering surgeries physically moving wrinkled and sagging flesh. AHAH, WOW. COOL LORE. IF ONLY I COULD ******* READ IT. YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN WORSE? YOU KEEP PUTTING IT IN HIDDEN FOLDERS, SO IT'S EVEN DARKER AND LESS LEGIBLE. HERE! TRY IT! SO HERE'S A SUGGESTION: HIGHLIGHT OVER EVERYTHING BY HOLDING RIGHT CLICK, AND DRAGGING OVER YOUR BLACK ASS ******* POST. AND THEN GO UP TOP TO THE SECTION, RIGHT? WHERE THE LITTLE A AND AN UNDERLINE IS AVAILABLE? CLICK THAT, AND SELECT DEFAULT. YOU NOW HAVE LEGIBLE ******* LORE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

@sergisala [!] A sketch has been sent through the mail to the Imperial Bureau of Investigation.

H.O.E Department of Labor Orenian Safety and Health Administration 1387 S. Vinnell Way Suite 218 Providence, AL 83709 Citation and Notification of Penalty To: Draskocompany, Co. 1 W. Rosius Ave. Providence, AL 83709 Inspection Number: 1020565 Inspection Date(s): 01/13/1823-01/23/1823 Issuance Date: 03/9/1823 Inspection Site: Directly underneath 1 W. Rosius Ave. Providence, AL 83709 The violation(s) described in this Citation and Notification of Penalty is (are) alleged to have occurred on or about the day(s) the inspection was made unless otherwise indicated within the description given below. This Citation and Notification of Penalty (this Citation) describes violations of the Orenian Safety and Health Act of 1770. The penalty(ies) listed herein is (are) based on these violations. You must abate the violations referred to in this Citation by the dates listed and pay the penalties proposed, unless within 15 working days (excluding weekends and Imperial holidays) from your receipt of this Citation and Notification of Penalty you either bird to schedule an informal conference (see paragraph below) or you mail a notice of contest to the H.O.E. Department of Labor Area Office at the address shown above. Please refer to the enclosed booklet (OSHA 3000) which outlines your rights and responsibilities and which should be read in conjunction with this form. Issuance of this Citation does not constitute a finding that a violation of the Act has occurred unless there is a failure to contest as provided for in the Act or, if contested, unless this Citation is affirmed by the Review Commission or a court. 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Employer Rights and Responsibilities - The enclosed booklet (OSHA 3000) outlines additional employer rights and responsibilities and should be read in conjunction with this notification. Notice to Employees - The law gives an employee or his/her representative the opportunity to object to any abatement date set for a violation if he/she believes the date to be unreasonable. The contest must be mailed to the H.O.E. Department of Labor Area Office at the address shown above and postmarked within 15 working days (excluding weekends and Imperial holidays) of the receipt by the employer of this Citation and Notification of Penalty. Inspection Activity Data - You should be aware that OSHA publishes information on its inspection and citation activity in the Times under the provisions of the Press Freedom of Information Act. The information related to these alleged violations will be posted when our clerks indicates that you have received this citation. You are encouraged to review the information concerning your establishment in the Orenian Beurocratic Times. If you have any dispute with the accuracy of the information displayed, please contact this office. Citation and Notification of Penalty Company Name: Draskocompany, Co. Inspection Site: Directly underneath to 1 W. Rosius Avenue, Providence, AL 83703 Citation 1 Item 1 Type of Violation: Serious 19 CFR 1820.501(b)(2)(i): Each employee who is constructing a leading edge 6 feet (1.8 m) or more above lower levels shall be protected from falling by guardrail systems, safety net systems, or personal fall arrest systems. a) On or about Snow's Maiden 13, 1823 or prior thereto: Employees were working to mine coal in the public mine. Employees continued to fall through the open holes in the floor and sustained multiple injuries over time. There was no guard rail to prevent them from tripping down the mine. Abatement certification is required for this item. Date By Which Violation Must be Abated: 06/03/1823 Proposed Penalty: ℳ 2200.00 Citation 2 Item 1 Type of Violation: Serious 19 CFR 1820.501(b)(3): "Hoist areas." Each employee in a hoist area shall be protected from falling 6 feet (1.8 m) or more to lower levels by guardrail systems or personal fall arrest systems. If guardrail systems, [or chain, gate, or guardrail] or portions thereof, are removed to facilitate the hoisting operation (e.g., during landing of materials), and an employee must lean through the access opening or out over the edge of the access opening (to receive or guide equipment and materials, for example), that employee shall be protected from fall hazards by a personal fall arrest system. a) On or about Snow's Maiden 13, 1823 or prior thereto: Employees were working to mine coal in the public mine. Employees fell off the horribly-constructed ladder multiple times, falling to their death frequently. There were no personal fall arrest systems to slow their descents. Abatement certification is required for this item. Date By Which Violation Must be Abated: 06/03/1823 Proposed Penalty: ℳ 2200.00 Citation 3 Item 1 Type of Violation: Serious 19 CFR 1820.501(b)(4)(ii): Each employee on a walking/working surface shall be protected from tripping in or stepping into or through holes (including skylights) by covers. a) On or about Snow's Maiden 13, 1823 or prior thereto: Employees were working to mine coal in the public mine. Employees continued to fall through the open holes in the floor and sustained multiple injuries over time. There were no covering flaps to protect employees from playing. Abatement certification is required for this item. Date By Which Violation Must be Abated: 06/03/1823 Proposed Penalty: ℳ 2200.00 Total owed sum: 6600.00 MINAE. PAY TO: EDWARD MITH, SELF-PROCLAIMED MINISTER OF SEWERS AND SAFETY.

maybe later

WARRANT FOR THE ARREST OF: NEEDLE, "THE WARMONGER" BY ORDER OF: Toffee, Keeper 13th of Malin's Welcome, Year 27 of the Second Age. [!] A picture of Needle is attached, with his signature needle. I have struggled to keep the peace and to keep my citizens safe for long enough, and I need to keep the mice of Mousehole away from the threat of being slaughtered. I hereby declare a warrant for the live capture of Needle to the Mousehole, or to Urguani authorities at the very least. He is charged with the following crimes: 1. Impersonation of a Guard - Needle has claimed himself to be 'representative of all Musinkind' and leader of the Musin armies, when he does not even live in the current Musin village. 2. Endangerment of the People - By declaring war on everyone and through deceit, Needle has put a target and a price on every single Musin's head. 3. Warmongering - By declaring war on everyone, Needle has upset the peace of the land. He is requested to be delivered, again, alive to us. To the nations who were 'declared war on' in Needle's "Declaration of War", I humbly request you ignore the declaration, This mouse is not a citizen of our lands and is no way representative of our government, just how a random peasant on the streets of Haense cannot declare war against Krugmar. I deeply apologize to the Rexdom of Krugmar, the Crown of Elvenesse, the Holy Orenian Empire, the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska, the Silver-State of Haelun'or, the Trade Princedom of Sutica, Talon's Port, the Druidic Order, and the Kingdom of Norland for the inconveniences Needle has caused. Signed, Toffee.

Toffee laments the diplomatic disaster, and how a single random citizen who isn't in her nation can declare war on the entire world, and everyone will just believe him.

-1 **** over everyone who already learned pbm why dont ya why fix something that isn't broken? why make this cool tool only able to be taught and used by the very minor elite? why the ****?

dont care gonna become main protag anyway 😎

INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY SUMMIT A brutish orc sits at the head of the table. He is overwhelmingly large, although much less muscular than one may have assumed. The lime-colored man dons a pink loincloth and vest, overlayed with a slightly-worn tuxedo. His chin is absolutely massive, and his hair is well-styled and long- if a bit oily. In one hand is a fine cigar, filled with tobacco grown from the tropical forests of Talon’s Grove. In his other hand is a sheet of lined and columned paper, detailing a number of fiscal reports. He taps the paper with his index and middle finger, dusting the ash off his cigar. He puts the cap in his mouth, and pulls one large inhale, his chest slowly rising. The entire cigar quickly turns to glowing ash, save for the head past the stamp, and crumbles into dust. The descendant of Krug sets his hairy fist on the table, his brow furrowing as he addressed his company. “Gentlemen.” He growls out, his voice deep and gravelly. However, it lacks the signature blah which he usually dons. “We’ve experienced ah shortage of caaaash recently.” After his few short statements, he finally exhales the smoke he’s been holding deep within his lungs, billowing gray smog for at least 3 extra minutes. “Oi’ve notic’d that there’s been a lot less Mina on Almaris than any other previous continent. As you know, we work in cash, cold and hard- and these chicken-****..” He holds up a Sutican trade token, before slamming it on the table. “CREDIT tokens are focking worthless to us.” The man responds with a wicked snarl, glaring around to the rest of the trade diplomats, his teeth clenched and bushy brows furrowed. “We need to make Mina more accessible to the general public. However, there are only a few ways to do this, see?” The man waves his left hand towards the window, smacking the financial records against the glass. He points it towards the bankers outside. “Those cloud temple, dumbass monk fucks control the banks, and the only actual valuable currency we have, since they keep us alive and safe through their god-forsaken magic, and demand exorbitant taxes every elven week, both voidal and from our nations.” The orc sets the figures down and clasps his hands together, leaning over the table as his expression turned sincere. He glanced around the room once more. “We cannot take Mina into our own hands, but we can at least make it easier to work with. Currently, the process of writing out ‘Mina’ in its entirety in fiscal reports leads towards a whopping 1.52% reduction in employee productivity. I believe a new shorthand method would benefit greatly in identifying Mina- a sort of symbol. Originally, we intended to simply mark it as M, but-“ His gaze darts towards the Norlandic ambassador, a scowl on his face. “******* NORLAND decided to claim M for their useless Norlandic MARKS, so we must discover an alternative.” The orc pulls a large piece of posterboard out, putting it on an easel and standing upright. He points towards the markings on it with a large, maple rod. “Much like the Haenseti..” He motions towards a ‘₭’- “Kruwne symbol, I’ve paid a starving goblin half a’ lime to design a currency symbol for Mina. The symbols we can choose from are as follows.” ℳ ₥ ɱ ₼ “The choice is yours. I’ve left voting ballots in front of all of you, choose wisely or I’ll feed you to an Olog.” He leaves the trade ambassadors, slamming the door behind him and waiting for them to cast their vote.

Toffee stares at this missive in utter and complete bewilderment. She hopes no-one will take it seriously, and that no harm to her citizens will actually occur... After all, it’s one Musin, with one needle.