Slorbin

Edward squints at the wanted poster, a puzzled look on his face. "..Eh? Thassit?" He brings his face up to the poster, using it to wipe a large glob of snot off his nose. "Snrrk.. I've, ah, done eh lot worse in Sutica."

Edward is deeply disappointed in the perceived cowardness of the Sedanite army. No man should go down without a fight. "Entertain the damn crowd! It's getting boring around here!"

I want to live forever and I am selfish so sure. The redline that makes you ******* insane balances this out quite nicely I think. I still believe it to be a bit.. iffy, the topic of immortality, but oh well, right?

Edward scratches his chin. “Sooo.. are these birds edible, er..”

IGN: SlorbinDiscord: oilysnake#0258Skin: mercenaryBid: I can beat your ass at chess I refuse to pay money. You will be crying like a baby at the end of the chess match. Waaa! Waaah! You should give upp and hand me the skin 4 free to save self from embaarasment, 2 elo!!!!!!! 50!!!!

Edward curiously stares at the poster, thinking the same thing as Southeron. Everyone knows how to play darts! Well, maybe some people don't, but..

-1. How the hell am I supposed to make fun of this? It's all just decent writing.

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welcome to lotc, enjoy your stay!

Minecraft RPers when they learn what a “point guard” is

finally, i can get tamales

I’m not a big fan of having auras be assigned to personalities, but I do like the concept of auras in general. They make for interesting and complex descriptions beyond casting fireball.

Seems a little bland but I really, really like telekinesis. The battles of Gandalf V. Saruman in the movies with all the flying and throwing each other against the walls were intense. I think telekinesis, while a little bland at face value, becomes a great tool for roleplay in the right hands. +1

bye bye have a good day come back soon now bye bye smiles come back soon ya hear smiles grin to ear smiles *smiles* bye bye :) *smiles* bye see you later have fun, hope you get better soon In all seriousness, no need to apologize for a break. A break from everything is well-needed sometimes.

This guy just listed of degrees you can get at a trade school.

i just found this gem

First, do not harass anyone in this thread. They were all new roleplayers at one point, and might still be. I remember my first character was.. rather unfortunate. Remember yours? Yea. Anyway, now that that's out of the way, post the absolute worst/wierdest whitelist applications you've seen in your entire life. Have a good laugh. I'm pretty sure this isn't against the rules. I'll start with Young Bilo. Fun fact, he changed his name to Yung Bilbo immediately after getting accepted. /realname Bilbo Baggins. Just... If any new players are seeing this, use this as a guide of what to not do in your applications. Most of these are either denied or should be denied.

Edward Mith does a little rimetrolling.

my characters are based completely and solely off of images i find from google

"The Butler did it." Edward had solved the mystery. The end.

Edward is disappointed in the lack of Kharajyr waiters in the so-called 'feline' bistro.

Frail old Edward rejoices! Despite being a rat bastard, he does love halfling sweets.

Edward shakes his head. "Why do they need to guard an Emerald? It's just a rock. Lock it in a really heavy box. If it was a diamond, sure, but.."