{!} The application is written out in noticeably terrible handwriting.
What is your name, hero-to-be?: Khavadskivah Kvormakvondirr
What is your age?: TIME IS A CONSTRUCT
What is your race?: Can't Recall
Where do you reside?: The MOON
What powers do you have to fight against this great evil?: A particularly fancy hat, a rock named Hortence, and the finest collection of birds on this side of the Coin
What is the meaning of a free-spirit, in short words?: 'The Meaning of a free spirit' ... Are those short enough?