Mannamannaa

``` Dear Son,

I hope this letter finds you well. I recently came across a website called "Lord of the Craft" and was surprised to find that you are a prominent member of this server. I must admit, I am a little confused by this website and the activities that take place on it.

I understand that you enjoy role playing as different fantasy characters and engaging in various forms of magic, but I am concerned about some of the things I have heard about the server, such as wars and a thing called "ERP" that I do not understand. I worry about the time and energy you are spending on this website and the potential negative effects it may have on your well-being.

Please know that I support your interests and hobbies, but I also want to make sure you are safe and healthy. I would love to learn more about this server and what you do on it, so please consider sitting down with me to explain it in more detail.

I love you and want the best for you, always.

Sincerely,

[Your Mom] ```

Copypasta Moment

"We want conflict RP"
"Ok, here is some IRP tension!"
MFW No IRP response, OOC WC pushed by third party via NAP.
"Ok, guess we don't want conflict RP?"

[FUNNY MEME BY RUKIO.EXE]

*screams in TRUTH

So who would like to see me create event or story approved alcohol with special ingredients?

Question!

How many of you wonderful people would be interested in reading an Orc produced  newspaper on occasion? What might you like to see in one? Please give me more ideas I want to make this happen.

KWEEKLI FRIDAY NOT THURS.
Doing a lot better now, Hope everyone is alright.

The jingling of Waghbells and the click-clack of flying Skaddernaks can be heard in the far off distance...

Vats of Ungri Cocolog are laid to chill, Stockings are impaled on spikes in place of severed heads, sprigs of Mizzletow strung from ceilings, and the finest aromas of Kaktuz Green drift throughout Almaris...

Krugsmas Approaches.

Sharing Orc Kulture with visitors to Krugmar, drinking Grog, smoking blunts and bartering in a halfling village... Today has been a good day. Please message me or Kor'Garr if you want to meet up sometime!

This is a cool person willing to read the Kaktuz Weekli. Be like Wholesome_Thomas.

Yay RP with Musin! That's what I'm talking about!

Totally intentional to blow up giant plant infested mind-controlled centipedes with point blank blasting potions... yep. mmhmm. No mistakes were made At All. Did Not give myself a concussion and cracked rib.

Today is a wonderful day to be Uruk-kin! LUP'KRUG!

DARK SHAMAN MONEY GANG
We Love Hexing Elves
[Druid screams in agony]
This goi is sponsored by, THE BLOODMOJO GOVERNMENT
[repeating crossbow racking noises]
Legalize Boomsteel Vests
[Beat Drop]
WAGH MESSIAH
 

Activity Checks punish good roleplayers. 
That's it. It's just a fact!

All Kaktuz Weekly RP obtained for Thursday. Interviews, forums... Time to WRITE!

Also the Iron Horde will allow Halflings to Vassalize without IRP repercussions if needed both in this map and the Next. It's clearly an OOC issue that your community should not be punished for IRPly.

Anyone know if the Blushing Sohaer is still running?

Ayo, moderation team balancing coming soon?

Been sick, No K.Weekli for last week, sorry all!

Being a Rex and doing Rex things. Hope everyone is ready for the Summer!

Best moderator ever, thanks for the follow! ^_^

Best RP I've ever had on LotC today. Thanks All!

Can people please at least memepost OOCLY or in a spoiler, instead of having their characters say literal twitch chat phrases or "smiles the suns smile"?

Congratulations to musin on getting accepted! Kor'garr looks forward to making itty bitty teensy tiny weapons for adventurous mousefolk to 

 play knight with.