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Blehhhhh!!! 

The Silent Valley maplore has been updated to keep up to date with current events 😊

Read all about it here. More updates to come as the eventline progresses...

What do you all do when you hit absolute boredom and you feel like there is nothing to do with your mineman tips? Whats the secret?

#fucknectorist #nectoristisoverparty
#dexit
#davidexit

@nectorist

It'd be cool to see some more Human LT

It'd be cool to see some more Human LT

jimmy brick

are we not getting st ores this map or what

are we not getting st ores this map or what

@itdontmatta im serious, step down

@itdontmatta im serious, step down

*gets anxious* waiting for LOTC application team to verify my application. *gets nervous* 

just fixed chunk loading, simple as 

halfway done with vaults
neat useless stats:

-people with a username starting with C are most likely to have something taken from their vaults

-people with a

username starting with a number are the least likely to have something taken from their vaults

-there were 1225 vaults submitted (which are being reviewed in completely random nonparticular order)

-the most ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Lightstones, which are 30 units ahead of any other individual material

-the least ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Argentum, with only 1 unit so far (even fewer than carb!)

-The most commonly confiscated items are (in no particular order)
-Alchemy Shears
-Quietus Crystals
-Lockpicks/Boltcutters
-Aidencoin
-Pre-nerf Tanglefoot potions

 -The most common potion being brought over is Arctic Mists which make up 2/3rds of brought-over potions, with close seconds being Fortitude Oil, Blasting Potions, and Hound's Howl

-The most common magic items being brought over are voidal enchantments (Most specifically, a close tie of Air/Water evocation). Mysticism, Bloodmagic, and Paladinism are the leading three behind these two.

-The most common prosthetic is Animii prosthetics by a large margin

-Only 4 errors have been made (and corrected) of 615 vaults reviewed with an error percent of .65

-There has only been 2 illegal nexus/athera items discovered, compared to last map's ~30/40

-An estimated ~2-5% of people who have vaulted items have still not logged in to the new map

-The race with the most cultural/national artefacts stored is Humanity, which scores for more than any other race combined

-Only two RemeronPrime(tm) ST-IOU have been found, only one of which is being redeemed

-A shocking amount of people stored just monk bread and potatoes

-I have seen only 3 or 4 Conjuration Jing in vaults

-I have seen only 2 or 3 items with the Notable Relic tag on them

-Of the 143 accepted MArts, excluding MArt characters or MArt non-items, only 20 MArts have shown up so far. Of these, The Onyx Oculi (133) is the most present with only 6 of 13 Oculi present. 

-The oldest MArt present is MArt 4, which has been around since early Atlas!

-The strangest item I have seen is "Fox testicles". Please don't make these items.

-I have seen only one player-signed item which has broken lore (Stating the item is made of Carbarum).

-The average review time for a vault is ~50 seconds. Voidal enchants or errors in items (alch shears, thieves items, etc.) extend this timer to about 90 seconds.

-Only 1 Admin has had their vault reviewed, and less than 10 of any given Staff Team's members.

-The most commonly brought over items are;

-Alcohol

-Mass-market shop items (mostly swords, crossbows, and jewelry)

-Sentimental items such as notes, wedding rings, pictures, etc.

-Messages/items signed by friends of other players (friend cookies, friend potatoes, nicely written OOC notes/letters, etc.)

-I have seen no Sorvian/Anthroparion signed-items at all during Vaults

-I have only found one item that mentions the vault is under vault review (it was very nice thank you :) )

-Of all vault messages sent, 99.6% of them are "Happy Roleplaying!". The notable exceptions are when I fuck up the copy paste and send someone a meme I meant to send to someone else. This is a meme I sent to someone by accident. sorry...

I'll post these stats and more once I'm done with vaults. have a great day!

aiming for 10 bans this year

a cold draft blows through the community team

:/

guys this is like my 7th ban this year but im still up

Very uninspiring map name 

In no way does it tickle my pickle

i hope 9.0 map has mountains

If you're not terribly busy writing Adrian propaganda as an impartial admin, think we could get a /seen analysis on the Adrian warclaim roster of immersive and active RPers so we could see their RP immersion and activity now that they don't have to PvP anymore?

If you're not terribly busy writing Adrian propaganda as an impartial admin, think we could get a /seen analysis on the Adrian warclaim roster of immersive and active RPers so we could see their RP immersion and activity now that they don't have to PvP anymore?

It's almost summer- Don't waste it in a sweaty gaming chair. Get out and enjoy the beautiful world.

guys I think we should unban everyone who has ever been banned to finally reach 500!