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  1. Everybody should just bunga - not complain.

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    2. everblue2er101
    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Teach my hightower bastard the ways of the bunga ;-;

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      One doesn't learn it - it's a lifestyle.

  2. Am I the only one watching NASCAR?

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    2. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      He's taking a left tuuurn. Just summarized it for ya.

    3. Eleatic
    4. Parading

      Parading

      Nascar is still a thing?

  3. RANGERS BEAT THE FLYERS 3 TO 2!!!! HECK YEA!!!!!

  4. Elder Scrolls online officially announced. Aww yeah.

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    2. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      Hightower.. you should get on TS <-- I got promoted to Cpl :P

    3. Swgrclan
    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Not even a long wait, estimated release is 2013.

  5. Rome II: Total War just announced. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKglskMfyWA

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      CA is better with the realtime and Paradox with the strategy aspect. If they teamed up to make a new strategy game...

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Yes! I loved the first one. This is going to be great.

    4. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Yes! I loved the first one. This is going to be great.

  6. Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! Gobshite!

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      You forgot his speedo suit. xD

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Legendary Breeches of the North winds?

    4. Gwonam_Blaze
  7. Good luck Curiosity! Go find us that Prothean beacon so we can get FTL drives and giant tuning fork hyperspace makers.

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Successful landing, F-CK YEAH NASA!

    3. Neri

      Neri

      You just want them to find sexy alien girls. I know you too well, Hightower.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Discovery of a planet of Asari would make my day.

  8. Only a 4 star user rating? Obvious website left-wing liberal bias against my libertarian views.

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      I give...2 stars, my reason you ask? So that now you have 12 stars, 12 is my favorite number XD.

    3. Haelphon
    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      It's now down to 3. WAI FORUMS WAI?!

  9. Steak and baked potato with cake for dessert. Only the manliest of meals served in the Hightower palace!

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      CAKE IS ONE OF THE MOST MANLY OF THE FOODS IN THE DESSERT FAMILY! Unmanly would be mousse or some french orange crap.

    3. aron.

      aron.

      ^ creme fraiche, sir

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Yea, that thing.

  10. Attention citizens of Salvus! Despite the server being down your taxes will continue to accrue even though the server is down (an idea I got from the greedy a**holes at the Long Island Power Authority). Upon 3.0 you shall be charged the full amount of taxes owed. That is all.

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      My power was out - I had to read books by candlelight. Oh my eyes!

    3. Stevie

      Stevie

      I did too. Except I burned them afterwards.

    4. Chief Kief

      Chief Kief

      My friends on North Shore were burning through their generators that they only had 2 hours of power a day to actually keep their money.

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    2. Esterlen
    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      It is a messed up world when that man is favored to win anoher election.

    4. Thu'um

      Thu'um

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  11. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" "I do bite my thumb, sir." S**t gonna go doww.

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    2. Danny

      Danny

      How quaint

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Thou beslubbering, beef-headed barnacle.

    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      I find this utterly disappointing of thou.

  12. Salvus getting raided by halflings. Brilliant!

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    2. Tegrof

      Tegrof

      Sounds hilarious :P

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Not when you see the bodies.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Oh the humanity! I couldn't decide whether to laugh or hit them with my cane.

  13. I don't usually listen to Finnish folk metal but when I do I listen to Korpiklaani. Stay rocking my friends.

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Fell in love with Korpiklaani when I saw them in concert with my all-time favorite band Tyr.

    3. Haelphon

      Haelphon

      Exotic music hour

    4. -The Doctor-
  14. What MC version is the server running on?

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      These are three different answers I feel like I'm at the DMV.

    3. Llir

      Llir

      1.10.2 presently, we'll be on 1.11 Firday.

    4. Agnub
  15. So if I walk into the Imperial Palace while nobody is in there with like 3 other dudes, can I claim it and take the region? #BringBackSalvus

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      REMEMBER THE ALAMO

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      No. General Santa Anna was cooler.

    4. Kim

      Kim

      santa anna can suck a taco

  16. Dammit Ravens! Why is it that whenever I watch them they play like poo...

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    2. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      Goddd there losing to the chargers </3

    3. 。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm
    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      I certainly like the Eagles more than the Jets even if I'm a New Yorker :P

  17. It's gettin' hot in here. (So hot!) So put on your speedos. (I am gettin' so hot, I will wear my speedo) It's speedo time. O.o

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    2. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      *asks*

      What does this mean? Is it some type of prophecy of us needing to wear speedos and go jump into a freezing cold lake?

      *does it*

      Also, Jigglypuff Does NOT Approve.

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      *asks*

      What does this mean? Is it some type of prophecy of us needing to wear speedos and go jump into a freezing cold lake?

      *does it*

      Also, Jigglypuff Does NOT Approve.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      A prophecy? I believe it is.

  18. Why is the ale always gone?

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    2. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Because Bo dyes his

      hair white with Ale :3

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      I had my own derpfest yesterday, perhaps that explains it.

    4. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      Because Haelphon is asleep?

  19. The lack of views on my profile is saddening.

  20. New bunga bunga avatar. Aw yeah.

  21. Writing essays like a boss.

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    2. KarmaDelta
    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      tbh, that would probably make me finish sooner.

    4. 0000

      0000

      Dat Hightower uses Don't Procrastinate! It's super effective!

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    2. BannanaToYou

      BannanaToYou

      BBC's trolling too. Derp.

    3. Alakabam

      Alakabam

      Trolololo loads of people killed them self cause of that message D:

    4. HappyShackles
  22. The bunga party that will result from the glorious victory over Salvus will be one to go down as legend.

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    2. MediocreGamer

      MediocreGamer

      We shall construct the greatest party boat of all time.

    3. Taiga

      Taiga

      I'll bring the champaign~

      Who's bringing the wee— Happy Grass?

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      I'll have to hire a tailor to mass produce speedos...

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