Charles The Bald

your life has been ruined please contact your local police to be processed at the nearest mental institution

"Ah'm feeling like ah stonehammer" says Charles "The Bald" Stonehammer

itdontmatta you will pay for ruining free speech on lotc

Onarion would ignore half of the badly formatted reply and simply reply "Exactly what a criminal would say" while giggling endlessly.

14th of Sun’s Smile S.A. July 30th, 2023 The Desecration of Urguan’s laws - The trial of King Balon All living creatures should take note that King Balon was pressured by the dwarves of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan to undertake a trial without representation. A world leader should be allowed a trial with representation, Thromdrick Irongut also failed to consider multiple conditions, listed as follow : After multiple hours of being captured, King Balon was under no mental capacity to decide for himself after suffering major blood loss during a battle. No citizens of the dwarves were also allowed to the trial, meaning that the information given to you by the courts could be false. Citizens of Urguan were allowed a fair trial in Norland. Thromdrick Irongut expedited the trial without even considering the mental state of the accused, this is a grave offense to Urguan law’s but also Yemekar’s balance because the accused is a world leader. Every living creature should take note of the act that the dwarves within Urguan have committed, especially those of Clan Frostbeard and Clan Ireheart. When your leader eventually gets captured, his trial could be expedited without proper representation. Signed, Clan Leader of The Direhearts

"Teh definition of the word doesn't change because of yer' laws', we' just look loike we' are uneducated and didn't think about aneh' of it beforehand" replies to the sudden apparition of Thromdrick behind him.

"The act of kinslaying is the act of killing your own kin, maybeh' yah' need a few more lessons before holding such a position. This trial was a shame, and will be remembered by all, the moment Urguan died" says Onarion Ireheart after reading the news.

THE IREHEART CLAN SPLIT “We are smarter than all of them" - Onar Ireheart To my clansmen, For years, I've yearned to reunite with my fellow Irehearts, but the state of our clan fills me with deep concern. Once renowned and feared, we have become a mere nuisance in the eyes of the world. Our descent into wickedness has brought about countless troubles, repeating the same mistakes over and over again. The root of this issue lies within our inept leadership, who stubbornly cling to outdated notions that hold no relevance in today's world. Our so-called "recruitment" efforts have only led to disappointment, as our recruits quickly abandon us due to our sheer incompetence. The military leaders we implore the king to appoint are nothing more than figureheads, accomplishing nothing of substance. They refuse to take charge, refusing to organize crucial events or actively seek new members. Instead, they idle away, merely adding their lofty titles to their signatures, waiting for the next war to come. Axel Ireheart, a lingering relic of the archaic regime, represents the epitome of inaction and intellectual pretense. He shamelessly clings to his titles, maneuvering to amass whatever paltry remnants of power he can for our clan. However, his feeble attempts are nothing more than foolish endeavors. Why do I deem him an idiot? It's a simple observation rooted in the fact that the inhabitants of Urguan are far from naive; they keenly perceive our transparent schemes unfolding from miles away. The time has come for our clan to undergo a drastic transformation. I've always been captivated by the potential of our clan, envisioning what great feats we could achieve if we were more disciplined and committed. Hence, I am now searching within the ranks of our current clan for individuals who share my desire to join The Direheart Clan, embarking on a new and daring adventure. We shall remain rooted in our heritage but adopt a more resolute and earnest approach. Rather than idly awaiting wars, we shall dedicate ourselves to training the members of The Grand Kingdom through rigorous drills. We shall appoint true military leaders who possess the capability to organize impactful events, individuals who will not squander their titles. Together, we will forge a new and improved Ireheart clan that will shine brightly throughout history, eradicating the stain of our past. With utmost urgency and determination, SIGNED, Onarion Ireheart, Son of Onar Ireheart.

"Nobodeh' should probableh' listen to the Irongut clan leader who took ovah, anh' empteh' clan, and left it an empteh clan and relic less. Eet' also complained the whole toime about Urguan whoile' doin nothin' to improveh' it"

As Dor'Nal approaches the notice board, determination etched on their face, they firmly grasp a notice in their hand. With purposeful strides, they reach the board, eyeing the available space. Positioning themselves, they raise their arm, holding the notice in place against the wood. In their other hand, a hammer glints in the light, ready for action. With swift precision, the dwarf brings the hammer down, the resounding thud echoing through the air. A sturdy nail pierces the notice, securing it firmly to the board. The notice is now securely fastened for all to see. The Easy Choice The Grand Kingdom of Urguan like other communities will always keep having goals within itself, those are not always the most interesting ones. So many of you fail to grasp that a community doesn’t have to bring you a goal to be a member of it. You have to work, entertain yourself and take care of yourself and your family like an adult. Our common objective is crystal clear: to foster the growth of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan. It's as simple as that. Of course, the nature of this goal may vary depending on your position within the kingdom, but make no mistake, it remains a driving force. If you're expecting a king or someone else to provide you with excitement or be the sole savior of the kingdom, well, prepare for a lengthy wait. I understand the importance of your clans expanding, but let's shift our focus. Instead of teaching newcomers that your clan reigns supreme over others, let's redirect their attention towards the magnificence of Urguan. We must remember that the growth of The Grand Kingdom should never devolve into a ruthless competition among clans. Yes, every king has had their fair share of failures. But let's not forget, they have also accomplished great things during their reigns. Take Norli Starbreaker, for instance. He may have amassed great wealth and assembled a competent clergy, but his actions caused ripples within the community that are still felt to this day. And what about Jorvin? A formidable warrior, no doubt, but he had to be removed due to his unfortunate tendency to doze off. While it is easy to criticize the actions of past kings, many of you still staunchly defend your friends and clan members as if they had saved the world. As someone who is recognized as an exceptional worker when motivated, I can easily understand the thought process behind such loyalty but unfortunately, to go forward, that doesn’t matter. It is essential that you change your ways and consider the bigger picture. Furthermore, just because your friend or clan member is familiar to you does not automatically make them a suitable candidate for leadership. If the person in question rarely interacts with the community and is seldom seen by other dwarves, how can we consider Conan Goldhand to be a competent leader? It simply doesn't make sense. Regardless of your plans, if you only present your ideas during election time, how can we view you as a worthy leader of our community? Your motivation seems to be driven solely by ego and believing your right over others. Simultaneously, if you continuously propose a multitude of ideas and establish numerous organizations that fail to sustain themselves, not only are you exhausting yourself, but you are also failing to achieve anything substantial. Voting for Garedyn The Green doesn’t make any sense to me yet, as he has a lot to learn. In conclusion, instead of casting your vote, I encourage you to abstain and continue being a content and fulfilled member of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, things will get better. Thank you. The Movement Forever.

THE CAMPAIGN BEGINS 18th of the first seed As we approach the discussions of a new election, it seems The Old Guard and their puppets have resurfaced, spewing their tired rhetoric about some of us being unfit for leadership. Let me tell you, that is absolute nonsense. It is The Old Guard who has perpetuated a stagnant system, constantly courting the establishment, and failing miserably every time. Their outdated approach has resulted in numerous uprisings, monotonous reigns, and an undue burden on the shoulders of the ruler. Most importantly, their flawed systems have forced them to retreat from power with their tails between their legs, like the scavenging dogs they truly are. Where are you Old Guard ? Agnar may be inclined to heed the advice of his Old Guard cronies, but it doesn't matter because we've had enough of their disastrous ideas. They have refused to adapt to the changing times, even after being warned by Charles “The Bald” himself. Their failure to evolve has brought us to the current state of affairs we find ourselves in today. The Old Guard is nothing more than a group of do-nothings, clinging onto antiquated tools once possessed by Urguan. Due to their repeated neglect, these tools have become rusty relics. They only resurface occasionally to regurgitate their useless way of thinking and showing their rusty piece of crap. If you were to ask them if they've done a good job, they would proclaim themselves the greatest leaders in history, without ever admitting to their countless mistakes. But we know better. We are still paying the price for many of their blunders. Yet, I still have faith in us. We are a tremendous community, brimming with the most promising dwarves of all eras. However, we find ourselves at a critical juncture in our history once again but we can fight through it. Our Movement is composed of trailblazers and forward-thinkers, and today, we relaunch our campaign. Being the first to do so, we will swiftly gain the upper hand in terms of political power and understanding compared to our upcoming opponents. Our mission is to transform Urguan into a better place for all dwarves. The Movement will inspire clan leaders to integrate their members into the larger community after their clans, fostering unity within the kingdom. This is a mistake that countless clan leaders have made, but we will rectify it. The Movement will elevate the elder clans to an even higher status, granting them greater rights within our community. Simultaneously, we will empower the common clans, showing them the right path to expansion within the kingdom and helping them establish their own unique culture. The Movement will propose a superior political system for The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, consulting with clan leaders to create a framework that allows the kingdom to grow while allowing the king to rest, instead of burdening the ruler with all responsibilities, causing repetitive problems within our kingdom over the years. The Movement will restructure and streamline positions within Urguan, seeking input from all of you. These exciting changes will reshape our community, forging a true dwarven kingdom in the eyes of Yemekar. The Movement will foster better unity between Heffrum, Urguan, and our vassals. We will elevate Urguan to a position of unmatched power on the global stage. The mere thought of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan will strike fear into the hearts of world leaders, causing them to bow before us once again. The Movement will be proactive, far more than Agnar and The Old Guard have ever been. Our actions will bring about sweeping transformations within Urguan, propelling us to unprecedented growth. The Movement will fight relentlessly, even if we are not elected, until The Grand Kingdom of Urguan reclaims its rightful place as a respected and illustrious realm. Together, we will reign over the realm supreme, now and forever. Together, Urguan will grow to a higher status. Together, we will make Urguan a better place. Together, we are THE MOVEMENT.

"Ah' thought Jorvin how'eh' toh' wipe his hammah' pretteh proud of teh lad" would say Charles "The Bald".

Charles finds himself onboard a passenger airplane when a sudden emergency occurs. The pilots have fallen ill due to a severe case of food poisoning. Realizing that time is of the essence, Charles takes charge and decides to step into the cockpit to save the day. As chaos ensues among the passengers, Charles springs into action. With a determined look on his face, he strides towards the cockpit door. Without hesitation, he grabs the handle and swings it open, revealing the empty pilot seats before him. He would take control of the Intercom. DING DONG ! Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have experienced a temporary situation in the cockpit, and I, Captain Charles "The Bald," will be taking control of the aircraft. Please remain calm and follow the instructions of the cabin crew. Our utmost priority is your safety, and we will do everything we can to ensure a smooth and safe flight. I may be a dwarf, but I assure you, I am a highly skilled and experienced pilot. I've flown in the legion of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and have countless hours in the air. Your safety is my top concern, and I will do everything in my power to get us safely to our destination. As the dwarf started the engines and the various systems the plane has, a group of passengers would approach the cockpit and start asking questions. One of the passengers would curiously say to the captain : Captain Charles, forgive us for intruding, but we're all understandably concerned. How are you going to fly this plane without the usual co-pilot and flight crew? DING DONG ! I appreciate your concern, my friends, but there's no going back. Rest assured, I have been trained to handle emergency situations and can operate the aircraft on my own if needed. While it's true that having a full crew is ideal, I will rely on my experience and the assistance of air traffic control to navigate this situation safely. The Passengers would exclaim many worries : Captain, what about the communication with air traffic control? Will you be able to manage that while flying the plane? DING DONG ! Communication is vital, and I have extensive experience in radio communication protocols. I'll be in constant contact with air traffic control throughout the flight. They will guide me through any procedures and provide assistance as needed. We have a reliable support system in place to ensure we're on the right track. One of the passengers, named @drfate786 would say : Captain Charles, what if something goes wrong? How can we trust that you'll be able to handle any unexpected situations? DING DONG ! I understand your concerns, and I appreciate your trust in me. Safety is my utmost priority, and I have undergone rigorous training to handle a wide range of emergency scenarios during The Fringe. I've faced challenging situations before, and I am confident in my ability to make sound decisions and take appropriate actions. Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to ensure our safety throughout the flight. As the conversation settles, Captain Charles "The Bald" returns his focus to the controls, ensuring the aircraft could eventually lift off. The passengers, reassured by his confidence and professionalism, begin to regain their composure. With the aircraft lined up on the runway, Captain Charles increases the throttle, and the plane starts accelerating. The passengers feel a gentle push back into their seats as the plane gains speed. As the plane races down the runway, the dwarf pilot expertly maneuvers the controls, maintaining a steady course. The passengers feel a slight lift as the wheels leave the ground, and the aircraft becomes airborne. DING DONG ! We have taken off. Ladies and gentlemen, you are now on your way to your destination. Relax, sit back, and enjoy the flight aboard Urguan Air 536

Thank you itdontmatta !

A dwarf would catch the wind of the death of Charles Galbraith, it would be another hard day in the long life of the dwarf as Charles "The Bald" mourned his dearest friend. "Why do all my human friends gotta die early... I want them with me... forever" would say the dwarf.

I cannot wait to beta test Curio.