Toastersaurus

Sheikh Limpy Tardly’s grand birthday bash Letters and posters have been sent and spread across Axios to the various realms which read: Dearest citizens of Axios I, Sheikh Limpy Tardly, have lived a long and joyful life and now wish to spread this joy upon all of you. For years my family and I have held many delightful social affairs for all races and cultures. Some of you may remember the exuberant parties of Whale Island, I know I will never forget such simpler times. Tonight on the 23rd of Sun’s smile I shall be holding a birthday celebration at the newly built Tardly estate outside the great walls of Haria and I invite you all. Let us put aside our differences, leave our concerns at the door and simply enjoy a grand evening of good food, music and company. Special invites: Sultan Arlen Kharadeen Hughes I Pierre of House Amaury Hochmeister Ser Gei of the Teutonic Order Lord Deano of House Romstun Princess Zoey Romstun Matthias Revlis of the Dunamis Horde Prince Artemic Camoryn Peter Sigismund of House Horen Oyvind of Clan Frostbeard Lilyana La Terre Amant Carrington of Sutica Eridan Taloha of the Warhawkes The corpse of Ostromir Ivanovich Joseph Alexander of House Staunton ANYONE CAN COME OOC Time 8pm gmt+1 29th may At the Tardly estate in Haria X 2118 Z 397 Go to the right from outside Haria front gates

I was banned for an inappropriate name, I waited a month so I could change my mcname and now Gm's cant seem to unban me. https://gyazo.com/62def014557c945402be8f54a6db5a48?token=47a86757e9512fd25964339ffc4d5206 Unban: Toastersaurus Previous name: SlapYouWivMaPnus

'Eadstompa'Azog hands the letter to Vagud'Gorkil

'Eadstompa'Azog nods with approval, even though he still cannot read. "Hozh job."

'eadstompa'Azog inspects the drawing nodding "Me get it now." and proceeds to take some drugs.

"Me can't read tho, init" blurts out 'eadstompa'Azog

My boots!

Can't wait to see the spice girls in lotc. Girl power!

Welcome aboard, sport. Here's your free mining helmet, happy mining. http://imgur.com/a/VJTpM -Steve Minecraft

((This is an RP post that got moved to OOC Sub-forum for some reason)) CLAN MINECRAFT "We craft mines" "Howdy folks, Steve Minecraft here, looking for some new members for my clan. We're a mining clan that just loves going back to the dwarven roots to doing nothing but mining, day and night. Gather round and let me tell you the story of Clan Minecraft, many years ago there was a dwarf that just loved mining and his name was Steve (That's me). Thus Clan minecraft was formed for all the great crafters of mines. We're not racist, all races are welcome, except elves." Members Clan Father: Steve Minecraft ((Mustamies/ Toastersaurus)) Clan Elder: Azruk'Azog Minecraft ((Spinzir)) OOC: If you'd like to join, please fill in this form and comment below MC NAME: CHARACTER NAME: RACE: AGE: MINING LEVEL:

Name ((OOC Name)): Limpy (Toastersaurus) Surname/House: Tardly Date of Birth ((Example: 11th of Sun’s Smile, 1520)): 1st of Sun's Smile 1470 Gender: Male Race: Human Citizenship Class (A or B): A Physical Description Height: 5ft 9 Weight: 71lbs Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Bald, with grey eyebrows Skin Color/Shade: Light pink Outstanding Markings/Tattoos: none Personal Information Home Address (Leave blank if unknown): 6 alba street, Johannesberg Region of Residence (Leave blank if unknown): orencapital Profession/Occupation: Leatherworker/Tailor Have you paid your processing fee (CLASS A CITIZENS ONLY!): Yes ((Please provide a screenshot of the payment.)) Oath(s) of Loyalty For all classes of Citizenship (fill your name in the blanks): "I, Limpy Tardly, hereby swear my loyalty the Emperor of the Holy Orenian Empire entirely by my free will. I swear to read and obey the laws of the Empire and understand the punishments and penalties that will be incurred should I violate the law." CLASS A CITIZENS ONLY ((OOC OATH)): "I, Toastersaurus, hereby acknowledge and give my consent to the OOC rule that should my character be found guilty of High Treason within the Empire, the Emperor personally (and only the Emperor) has the right to execute permanently my character. I accept this condition and make it entirely upon my free will."

Ever since I was a child I have wanted to fly, first I started from the top bunk bed to the floor. But this wasn't nearly enough, so I took to the big boys diving board at the pool. Still not enough... And I finally got onto a plane and was thoroughly disappointed. Man was not meant to fly in a metal pod! We should soar like the very birds in the sky with their smug wings, always mocking us from above! Then there it was... Minecraft 1.9 and with its glory came wings. Will we refuse this bountiful race because wings are "Op" or will we step into the light and be prepared finally To achieve the greatness this server truly deserves? The sky's the limit my friends. And I will open my arms wide for our new feathery friends.