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  1. Baconthief

    Join the Mobile Infantry today!

  2. Baconthief

    Malin was not a druid, he worshiped the ancestors.

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    2. VampsWillDie

      VampsWillDie

      THAT'S...THAT'S LIKE YOUR MUM RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU'RE BORN OH GOD MY SIDES XD

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      my friend you have stolen my joke. vile fiend

    4. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      I'mma need to ask you to lay off on the slurs. <:T

  3. Baconthief
    http://i.imgur.com/o2HDG0p.png Yup, that's right. We're protoss
    1. Moot

      Moot

      Get off my turf, you scum.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      When you start thinking gold is an impure color, you can become protoss. . .who use a lot of gold

    3. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      Did someone say gold.

  4. Baconthief

    Public service announcment: If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've two moms

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    2. Endovelicus

      Endovelicus

      What if your mom also has a beard?

    3. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      Then you're the chosen one, Pheonix.

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      But who is lamp?

  5. Baconthief

    Ordinators be ordinating

    1. KoTo

      KoTo

      please...do not...

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^^ N'wah

  6. Baconthief
    http://i.imgur.com/IUZI8CB.png Outlander, N'wah
  7. Baconthief
    http://imgur.com/RAQ95Rj
    1. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      a great place for the family

  8. Baconthief

    Is anyone having difficulty connecting to the server?

    1. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Yeah it happens.

    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      Someone always is.

  9. Baconthief

    If anyone has a ps4, I need me some homez. Add BAC0N_THlEF ( o is an zero l is a lowercase L)

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    2. Endovelicus

      Endovelicus

      PC rules consoles drool

    3. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      I got my pc for christmas, ;)

    4. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      Wish I had a PS4, got xbox one a few months back and got it refunded not a week later.

  10. Baconthief

    Chicken fingers now contain fingers

    1. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      still no chicken though

    2. ToenailTickler

      ToenailTickler

      lol

  11. Baconthief

    I feel sorry for the gay person who was using the fact that they cannot legally get married, to avoid getting married to someone.

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I stole it from key and peele, sorry

    3. Porko

      Porko

      No need to apologize lol

    4. Space

      Space

      'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' So next time don't acredit anyone, basically. Picasso might of been a prick, now that I think of it.

  12. Baconthief

    -Dunmer Intensifies-

    1. susitsu

      susitsu

      Yeeesssss......

  13. Baconthief

    ,I know a certain wood elf who is probably ganna die

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    2. Samler

      Samler

      Well, I saw this new wood elf yesterday but I don't think she deserves to die!

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      >Imply only 1 wood elf will die.

    4. + Reggieo +

      + Reggieo +

      My Sissiro is a Woodeffy

  14. Baconthief

    I've given into the dual-sword wielding darkie noobery and picked up the Drizzt books again, god help us all.

    1. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Nothing wrong with the drizzt books

    2. Lima

      Lima

      No, he was a terrible mary sue and should have been executed along with his author.

  15. Baconthief

    New star wars trailer:

    Idk how I feel about this. . .
    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      i am more irked they release the trailer and go "Well you get to wait till next christmas"

    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      I like that cross guard lightsaber.

  16. Baconthief

    The number of elven kids is too damn high!!!!!!!!

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      It's okay, we can feed them to the cannibals.

    3. Samler

      Samler

      Damm, out-done by cannibals. We shall force the cannibals to be pure so we are wanted again!

    4. CaptainSheepy

      CaptainSheepy

      Ooooh, Seth. That first comment. <3

  17. Baconthief

    Girls on lotc:

  18. Baconthief

    You're all cat loving socialists.

    1. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      I'm no god-dammed cat lover you capitalist imperialist pig.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      You dissin 'Merica, boy?

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      America is a hive of decadence and corruption!!!

  19. Baconthief

    Stop being elven baby machines guys, it doesn't work like that.

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    2. Abeam

      Abeam

      I think I've seen three to four times as many elven children as human children.

    3. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Curses are kind of bad. Only Orc/Dwarf curses ever have any effect in Rp, and Dwarf curse is even ignored sometimes.

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      They curse themselves just as much with these awful, neglected ass fucked up kids, as they would without them.

  20. Baconthief

    I think if mizz sees another immature elf, he's going to hang himself

  21. Baconthief

    Question of the day. Do zombies **** themselves? Or does the food just build up in the tommeh?

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    2. J

      J

      Yeah. They poopadoopa themselves because they lack the knowledge for hygiene.

    3. Space

      Space

      Stomach explodes. Jeez, read the Zombie Survival Guide.

    4. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      Needless to say, zombies are not, in the slightest, potty-trained.

  22. Baconthief

    People are already lining up for black Friday. that's 'Merica for you *Salutes*

  23. Baconthief

    The golden pools are being reconstructed to be utilized for dark elf plumming

    1. Leetles

      Leetles

      Lol, the special pools for the dark elven mating :P

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      Those pools aren't golden by choice anymore... smell is pretty bad as well.

    3. Dakirennis

      Dakirennis

      If I catch anyone mating in our toilets I swear I'll end em.

  24. Baconthief

    The golden pools are being reconstructed to be utilized for dark elf plumming

  25. Baconthief

    Wtf happened?

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