Kaiser

"Oren wants to invade Gimblewood...? What, they want a mile and a half of burrows and carrots?"

This doesn't change the fact that the Mentors were crap before, and will probably still be crap. I appreciate the ability to help, but any moron can see that it's the player base who has to help the new players, not another useless staff team. Makes me sad too that we can't just get up and help others anymore, maybe the community's too big, but Guides and Mentors were **** and will always be ****. Not that the admins or GM's care, though, what actually happened or the logic, or what anyone says. It'll be ignored because the admins think they know what's best, even if it's blatant that last time it crashed and burned and should have stayed in it's shallow grave. Edit: This came off meaner than I should have wrote it! I seem too bitter this morn! Cheers.

Don't be alarmed, a majority of 'Hackers' for cracking MC passwords are amateurs and have very little/shitty software (If any) for password cracking. Bruteforce methods are only so effective. Unless your password is really stupid you'll be safe, plus migrating your account is a safe lock. Do also take not that you're /always/ at risk of having your password cracked, and most likely by someone on the server rather than some low-life on a hacking forum who has your name and nothing else. Cheers.

Beautiful

As the day marches forth, as the High Priestess prepares, and the people drink and be merry, Fumble Willowbottom dawns his Pumplar Knight's Uniform, ready for the ceremony. And then, it happens, he appears from the burrow, the people cheering as the streets are full of flowers thrown to him. He walks upon the streets as women cry his name, men throw him coins (not that Halflings have any need for such coin), and babies cry- cry in joy! The High Priestess waits upon the Orange Throne as he steps up, and kneels before her. And the first Emperor is crowned- Emperor Fumble Willowbottom 'The Pious' of the Holy Pumpkin Empire. "May the Guardian have mercy on ta harry-ticks 'cause I won'!" he yells, and the crowd cheers once more! This is truly the dawn of a new age for the Halfling, the dawn of the Empire of God!

Under the watchful eye of the statue of the Guardian of the Harvest, as the night dims, and the stars beckon, Lady Astervillis comes from the village to the Pumpkin Throne. Sitting upon the Orange Throne, she waves her hand to the Knight Captain Garret, motioning him to begin. "Ladies an' Gentle'alflings, we come 'ere, unde' the Guardian o' the Harves' ta hono' Astervillis as the new High Priestess. May her rule be tha' o' piety, an' be kind ta the people o' the religion." He turns, as he drops the Pipeweed Crown upon her head the crowd cheers, ringing out all through the Dale, and to the Cloud Temple. The new High Priestess was named. The reformed religion of the pagans of the Dale has finally come- Reformed Pumpkinism. The Priestess adjusts her hair as he raises a finger to address the crowd of onlookers. "Le' it be known! This is a new chapte' fer the 'alflings of the Dale! A new book, even! My firs' action ass High Pries'ess is ta fully resta'e the Pumplar Order! Their pilgrimage up the beanstalk will be their decidin' matte' of their piety, an' then they shall drink the Holy Lager o' the Pump'in ta be welcomed inta the orde', an' ta the reformed religion! Garret Pumpernickle shall be Knight Captain, and he shall instill recrui'men' along with Fumble o' Willowbottom!" She clears her throat as the crowd cheers, but her raised hand has then all quiet, slowly, for her to talk above them. "My next decree be tha' the Holy Gourd, the holy scripture o' the reforme' religion be written, in ol' Pumpkinish! This shall be given ou' in due time!" Finally she waves her hand as she states her last will of the people. "Finally, the creation o' the Holy Pumpkin Empire! The H.P.E Shall be forme' ta do the will o' the Harves' Guardian, an' take care o' the people. I hereby announce tha' Elder Fumble o' Willowbottom shall be crowne' Emperor on this day!" And with this note, the crowd erupts into great yelling, and great cheering, as the reformation has come at long last!

such a damn issue, pls fix

17 Grand Harvest, 1500. Today marks the end of Richard Willowswamp. At the ripe old age of 156, Richard died by drinking some dank lager sold to him by a Dwarf in Petrus, tripping mad balls with Aestervellis about the harvest spirits, and having a heart attack to go and live with the spirits. On this day, he shall be buried within Gimblewood, along with his trust pipe, staff, and, of course, shovel. Many family, and few friends, attend the burial of the old Hobbit, as he was a lovable, but very grouchy, man. Richard Willowswamp, Grey-Beard atop the hobbit mountain, ex-Sheriff, forever a drunk. May he rest in peace with the harvest guardians. ~*~ R.I.P ~*~

Hmm, I'll revise that in the coming weeks. Thanks for remembering that, heft, even I forgot a little about it!

((We have no kingdom, thus no king. We also have three elders :) ))

I suppose this is more understandable, and I have changed my view! Jolly talk.

I am going to disagree, like usual just maybe to disagree, but... It's my money. It's their account. If I want to buy it, it's my own business. Not yours, not the servers. My business- my money- my problem.

Is H1Z1 actually free now?

>Talking about image given to server >Goes around judging and insulting people, calling them pathetic. Seriously, this is a hard topic for some of the people on LoTC and is flame bait, lets keep it calm, my people.

There's a time for jokes, and then a time for serious RP. When there's a lull in RP, I've always had a nice laugh with people by being trolly. But when RP is serious, you act serious. I might be complaining for the sake of complaining, but I'm sad to see the jokes and laughter in lotc being removed.

"Oh.... oooooooh noooooooooo......" Rotharr moans

Ooooooh! Kowa you got my skype, add me baby I'll do dirty things for you! I'll be of help Edit: Nut added no app Edit #2: Username: Rotharr Skype: Rotharr.r (But you have me kowa, you lil' nob) Testing experience: I've taken tests all through out high school I have none- but I am of the smart. How long have you played LOTC: This account, nearly 4 months- on my main? I believe I have passed three years. How familiar are you with our plugins (Nexus Craft, Claimable Regions, Professions): I have used them since they were implemented- and minus claiming regions, I have used almost all :)

((I've yet to read it, but oddly I was just thinking yesterday 'We need a list of all the Oren kings in history'- so good work, you mind reader!))

well, not to bash but, yes, everyone knows magic now a days. Everyone also powergames magic (not like they don't PG in general, though). I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you're probably not going to get the old ways of 'magic being scarce' unless you were to remove self teaching and make it so you need a tutor/teacher for magic.. The thing is, really, so many people know magic at the moment that it'd be too late- so many people know magic that everyone would teach everyone else. Probably best you don't bring back MAs, they were a boring and broken system- but my point is, look at most of the heavily locked magics. They're often (though, not always) filled with good RPers due to the fact you need a teacher, and hours of RP. Those who aren't ready (due to their **** rp or bad OOC behavior) for those types of magics never get accepted to learn Druidic magic or the Dark arts or that weird shapeshifting magic. Not that I want to blanket the WHOLE magic system, but it seems like teaching/locking magic to a high degree keeps RP fresh, friendly, and interesting. Just a thought.

(So, just reading the OOC part thus far, I have to say... He RPly wants you out. He's trying to make it RPly stressful for you, but you took it OOCly stressful. If he hunts you/bothers you/ tracks you afterwards, it's because of RP. Make a new character, and he'll know nothing about you, and probably would never talk to you ever again... All just RP, man, hope your grades/life get better!) "Nice to know the fool is leaving, I never really enjoyed either him nor Kalenz yelling at one another."

"Nooooooo!" is yelled from within the Silver city

"One thing I do enjoy about Kalenz, he always has opens arms for the Kha."

Psychic magic is magic you just create from your mind itself? I dislike that idea, unless I do not understand it correctly (In which case, please explain more!)