MonkeyCoffee

*takes off his gasmask, grabs his katana, and walks up to gingernut. You 'n me, once and for all. KATANA VS SHOTGUN.

*rips off his shirt thrusting his shotgun in the air fist pumping and shouting "COME AT ME BRO!"*

Now now, no need to fight!

alright we're done people

um... this was actually the first post, but it seems to have been delayed.

Looks like I got first dibs

They aren't cursed to any specific gender. The only one that has curses to do with birth are the Elves. Infertility.

I have a female dwarf.

Yea, but you're Geo.

Yes, but dont have it so NO

;-;

no

No, I'm just saying that it is highly unlikely that such an event would occur.

they're usually not trolls, just people trying to advertise their cam show and provide for the family

[16:04:47] Roy: (:

[16:06:51] Roy: C:

[16:24:45] Roy: I:

[16:25:15] Roy: ):

[16:25:22] Roy: :C

[16:26:24] Roy:

She does not love me....

Yup, good enough.

Smiles happily

Lal do you go to school. Nab ;)

Happy Birthday Monkey, Have a free video to celebrate:

stfu and happy birthday

Thanks guys!

Booger >.>

Silly Booger.

:^)

As iMattyz said do not let her go.I liked a girl but I never got the courage to talk to her.All through grade school.Sometimes she would talk to me and it would just get akward because of my fear.Now that we are in different schools I am pretty depresses that I never barely talked to her.Go for it.

Engage in coitis.

^Win.

Yay

Fun

Fun

THIS WASN'T THE PURPOSE OF MY STATUS! STAAAAAAAHHHHPPPPPPP D:

Magical cloud of magicalness! Hooray! Magic!!! :D

*coughs* Science?? No? *Sadface

ok skippy im sorry

shut up skippy you'll scare it away

.........

#saveniedster2012 indeed

If he did that, then I

actually feel that he

should get punished.

Or he should get a kiss

<3.

Im emotionally unstable.

..

#saveniedster2012

SHE HAS FACEBOOK!

go for it! make me proud my dutch friend!

I hope she says yes...I want to take her to the movie

This is even earlier

than normal >.>

I swear, you are one of those island primates! :3

Lolwat?

i r bin in sch00l dna it r was bda dya.

agh skul soks y u nu barn eet dun?

y y ik guize, i r badass

I guess this makes up for all the times you went to bed at 8PM. ;3

STFU Matt...I hate my parents, k?

I remember when you would forget you even posted an app and have killed off the character by the time it got accepted. The fact that it's under a page is a triumph. Don't jinx it.

inb4 VAT taking offense

^^ Must be able to see the future

I will strangle you with spaghetti.

Wat

me

meanies :(

-Pats Monkey on the head condescendingly-

See! Everblue is the only nice person :(

GEMMY I KNEW YOU WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*walks in on this role-play, looks around and slowly backs away*

LOL

-Swerves and runs for her life-

lol monkey

looks like monkey...

Has been defeated.

USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA... etc.

*dodges

Xbax All the way <3 Gaystation dont have call of dogs lol swag yolo

PC MASTER RACE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE DEATH TO THE FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANTS AND ALIENWARE/LAPTOP USING CASUAL SCUM

HALFLING MAFIA.

We have Elves, Humans, I base some of it around the Italian American Mafia where only full Easterners can become full members the rest become associates.

There is. Me and Iceburgers. :^)

Wait, if Mephistophelian is the MAT manager of the dark magic, and he accepted my druid MA, does that mean I'm gonna become a Draoi dark druid guy?

Sick.

Noooo it means I am an MAT member who accepted your app :P

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