Publius would read this, and after keeping down his dinner, would pen a response to Arik Vanir the mad, simply not tolerating the steaming pile of crap he chooses to spread! Copies would be printed and made available too, for all to take.
"Arik Vanir,
I will not even give you the luxury of a formal greeting. You slander the king on a basis in which you yourself, as well as your kin, could easily be looked at as even more guilty of than the King himself.
You yourself were pressured out of the position I now hold for your disgusting inability and inactivity in the work, allowing Petrus to become a ghost town, with less people in it than Felsen after it was evacuated. In my service to the Second Akovian Regiment, I had to take over the operation and leadership of the damned thing after Duke Vasili Vanir became too busy for it, DESPITE not even operating ANY of his ducal lands at all. I ran it for nearly a decade, not receiving payment for 8 of those years personally, and the men themselves not being given payment because of the sluggish reforms that ending up failing, and effectively ending the military capabilities of Akovia.
Finally, after having to give up your job as Lord Steward due to your sinfully slothful conduct, did you finally return to Karovia. There, all that was built for the longest time was a keep, until you finally took into service my brother Jace Bracchus, who has had to lead and build up you and your brother's land through hard work with nothing but insult from you, and silence from him. Even then, you two have failed to delegate him the authority he needs in both of your absences, nearly seeing the Duchy fall apart on several occasions due to a complete failure to even actively communicate.
I also do not want you, nor your brother to talk a second about morals when you consistently turn on liege lords for power. I am shocked that anyone could trust you with how many Carrion's took to being spited by the Vanir family.
You speak also of being civilized of all things, when you and your family have openly prided itself in not adhering to customs such as table manners and proper speech. Even more disgusting is your rant about the kidnapping of Brittanus, which was done independently of orders, not as an action the state supported or wished to pursue. If you had actually done what you rage so hard at the crown for not doing, as in, communicated, you would have found that out, and could have seen proper retribution, but instead, fight us.
Do not make a habit of speaking of justice either, when the people you have sided with attacked the citizens of Felsen and killed without any discrimination hundreds of folks on several occasions, all because two of their family members were killed by de Solas.
Orenian safety I suppose is not actually the priority of Adrians and Northmen, making you both liars. That, or the leadership between you both have completely failed. I would like to see neither running the Oren I live in.
I had vouched for justice despite that too, on behalf of the Adrians.
You could not even maintain Staunton loyalty, stripping from them everything for a weak attempt at creating a Duchy, which was granted to you against the advise of Duke Hugues Sarkozic. You call us vile snakes, when they were offered almost the same thing we are willing to give by you, but since they accepted the offer from us, you berate them.
As for a complete failure to respond to inquiries and letters, I simply need to refer you back to whence there was issue in your Duchy on what the Staunton families responsibilities and capabilities were. It took over two saints days for even a response to an issue that nearly saw a revolt from the very beginning, and even longer for a presence. Those very same people are in actual revolt now, to show you the feelings of your people, though of course, you are quick to disown them for not sharing your opinion like a true tyrant, unlike the the tyranny of Olivier, which leaves the vassals largely to their own devices.
You have long depended on the Bracchus family to do your jobs for you, not because you gave them to us, but your absence forced us to step up where you stepped down.
I demand you cease any talk of slothful behavior, lest you and your brother accept guilt also. Lest of course, you are the poor leaders I think you are, and choose hypocrisy over honesty.
A sloth may speak till he loses his voice, but a man will work until he succeeds or fails. I expect actions now, not words.
In shame to having served your house and name,
- His Excellency, Publius Bracchus"