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Enrique has the notice brought to him by an automaton assistant. Bedridden, he reads it and remarks, “You will never be a real Lector,” before chucking the notice aside.

how will i get my company to implement ERP (enterprise resource planning) software now???

ERM... WHAT THE SCALLOP?

A letter penned with thick, crude charcoal lettering would make its way to the editor's desk: Ug, I don't know too much about this Atemu-ta, what he has done, or any details of the grievance the current Rex has with him. However, there is one detail in this paper that I believes distorts the truth of the death of Atemu-ta's sister slightly. Atemu-ta's sister was being held captive by the Akaal rex authority, and in her desire to be free, she slit her own throat to choose death over bondage. I do not know what happened before this to prompt this detainment. However, the commitment to the principle of freedom or death deserves to be stated truthfully Rap'Lur

"i write lore to annoy the st :3" isnt a productive attitude and writing a powergame license for vamps isnt gonna help anyone. it will just make crp more aids than it already is when u have ppl pointing to their lore powergame license like "SEE! LOOK! LOOK!" (when as other ppl said its smth u can already do without needing a powergame license, but you would need to be more clever than *uses powergame license).

An ancient dwarf would croak "Back in my day, boat paragliders were an OFFENSIVE weapon!"

A set of two haikus would be mailed to the Amador house: Yelling out to all "I got robbed! They broke my locks!" Said the easy mark H. K. Silence is golden Hidden chests are ironclad Curtains are silver H. K.

“NOOOOO MI PRIMO NOOOOO!” cries Enrique from his hospital bed (he sprained his ankle right before the battle)

Rap’Lur states (translated from blah for my convenience) “I’ve never heard of voting to permit a Rex klomp in my life… nor have I seen someone so avoidant of battle to exile himself to deny his enemies a fight.”

i do my romance rp in real life (its called having a girlfriend)

im ok with defender default only if the options are crp or mount and blade, and i get to summon arteh as my champion

Kosuke seethes in the medbay. "They take our Shugo, they take our name, they take our dignity..."

Come visit our small town Make your attempts to fight us From your position You will invoke the world’s wrath And I will avenge my mom -Hajime Kosuke

Kosuke reads the missive and grits his teeth. He finds a cause to avenge his long-lost mother with. Kosuke would pick up his bo and set to work.

A missive was sent back to Lurin COME AND TAKE IT

the first and last time i rpd a child character i literally played huey freeman

Magic used to only be usable by Irongut clan dwarves, with some famous wizards of the 1.0/Aegis era having been members of that clan. However since about 2.0-3.0 or so all dwarves have been theoretically capable of learning magic. Of course, wizards on LOTC tend to have voidally weakened bodies or otherwise compromised strength, which is generally problematic for a dwarf culturally. You can aspire to be a dwarven wizard if you so choose.

Because you didn't communicate this until now. If you don't tell people that, then people on this server will assume the worst of the staff.