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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand *******, and if, according to Lil Wayne, ******* come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33? Well, $8.35 in Canada. In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky hooker in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen. Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' ******* If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=******* Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl. To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything. True. A linear relationship between money and ******* means the equation relating money to ******* is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is *******. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 ******* is worth $0.10, then one ***** is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to ******* must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (*******)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of ******* by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem). No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' *******, we can see that *******=problems Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a ***** ain't one". Here we see that without a "*****" the average person will have exactly 99 problems. Therefore the formula must be applied: (current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current amount of money)]******* = worth of ***** Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a *****" which as we know is only worth one monies Therefore you must apply [(worth of *****) * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl Hope this helps Yeah. No. That's not how math works. 2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of ******* is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right? Imperial ******* is actually a unit of weight. An imperial ***** is ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "******* ain't ****" theorized by doctor dre himself. With that principal included we can work out that if ******* aint ****, and a good girl is worth 1,000 *******, a good girl is still not worth ****. You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if ******* aren't worth **** then ******* aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang". Is that the transitive property of *******? Is it possible that for every *****, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand *******. The economics don't make sense. Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to ******* I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 *******. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are *******. To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls in stead of 1 good girl? B/c I can't help but feel like I have overpaid for my good girl according to the genius of Kanye West and Little Weezy F. Baby. Don't get me wrong, I love my good girl wife, but I feel duped knowing she may have only been worth 8 bucks instead of 3000 It actually depends on they type of women. If it is a bakers daughter it is less since the sample size is actually larger I.E. a bakers dozen (13) so: (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 ...0r $9.69 Canadian (not counting the maple syrup) How much candy you can buy for $8.33? We can conclude that 1 ***** is worth approximately 0.83c, but since ******* are of negative value it's actually -0.83c. This means that in order to get the correct positive value of a good girl there needs to be an exponential factor involved here. In order to evaluate the amount of good girls needed to offset the ******* you use the simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This intuitively makes sense when you think about how the more ******* you have around you the exponentially higher value even a single good girl has. So when B=1000 we get: G = -0.0083(1000)2 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if the entire female population of the US, let's say 150 million for simplicity, were *******, the worth of one good girl would then be $1,550,025,000,000 which is just over the total USD currently in circulation.