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“Wow! Brave warriors all!” says Gardaf

“Justice!” yells Gardalf

Gardalf Frostbeard smiles at this missive

Gardaf Frostbeard slaps belly in glorious joy

“Truly a spectacle!” - Gardalf Frostbeard

*Gardaf Frostbeard slaps belleh* “Erm, oi will be attendin’! 🖐️“

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what r ur thoughts on me having 103 iq (im pretty smart)

how does it feel like being a noob.

"Nub this idyot again" says goblin

my dream is to dictate who comes on my Minecraft roleplay server guys wish me luck on my journey

Readies his sword for King John

this is aroleplay post not an off topic post

“Declaration of High Pontiff” Beowulf holding up Holy Saint Clownth’s Dictionary for all of God’s Children to bear witness to after reinstating it Knock Knock. Who’s there? Sin and failure. Sin & Failure who? Pontiff Sigismund. , Beowulf Horen have seen what injustices the exiled pontiff has declared upon to excommunicate a member of my house although despicable and those of disgusting likes still my kin and those of Horen’s blood it is of utmost disgust for him to commit such deeds,and not only this but in his time as pontiff he has shown GOD is in no way in his favor as he was not chosen by GOD but some form of flock corrupted by Ibles’ tricks from the day he concurred a failed crusade to this this pontiff is of utmost disgust. And from this I Beowulf Horen,a holy follower of Saint Clonwth’s flock,a Minge amongst Minges,a Joker amongst Pranksters I seek to claim the Pontifical throne as I the true successor to the Orenic throne see that it is in no way but common sense for me to claim this throne as well. May we see to it that as I reign as Pontiff that god’s children may toil no longer and minges may be free to commit their holy deeds. IN HONKUS HUMEROUS HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY, Beowulf I of the House of Horen, Emperor of Man, King of Renatus, Marna, Mardon, Salvus, Seventis, Savoy, Courland, Santegia, and Norland, Duke of the Crownlands, Cascadia, Avar, and Frederica, Count of Carolustadt, Alamar, Frederica, Thesmer, Thelen, Lorath, and Cantal, Baron of Darkwood, Gravelhold, Fidei Defensor, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, Farfolk, etcetera Written by Ghazrial Credits to Kincaid

THIS IS A ROLEPLAY POST WE WILL BE USING THESE WORDS IN ROLEPLAY THIS IS NOT OFFTOPIC>. IDIOT FM

In Honk We Trust Beowulf having donned his clownish colors from returning from pilgrimage. , Beowulf Horen have taken a great pilgrimage upon many matters conflicting my life in seek to find what GOD and the holy saints seek for me to accomplish in my mortal life. And from my pilgrimage I have heard of the almighty ST. ClOWNTH a man unlike any other a man of the holiest deeds to be done in this realm. ST. ClOWNTH a man of the holiest and funniest deads to be committed within the realm of such virtue and bold faith displayed from such a holy man I have been seen what I must do within my mortal years left upon this realm. Having returned from my pilgrimage I see to it that all men and women of the blessed Holy Orenian Empire follow the words of the holy ST. CLOWNTH has laid upon us children of GOD. And by so as Holy Emperor I enstate that The Modernized Holy Dictionary of ST. CLOWNTH be instituted for use by all within the empire. Common Vocabulary & Expressions Recovered from the Westerlands (Credits to Kincaid_ for the clown dictionary this is not mine: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/165916-the-holy-dictionary-of-st-clownth/?tab=comments#comment-1568344 “LOL” - Though similar to lol, this expression is finding genuine humor in a situation. More often than not, Clowntholic Faithful will express such after a period of minging. The difference is very clear in written forms of the holy texts, but also audible in speech. “lol” - Though similar to LOL, this expression puts emphasis on disgust in a situation. Particularly when finding something vile or irritating, a Clowntholic Faithful will respond with this expression. Used primarily as an insult amongst Mingespeakers. “lal” - A strong word when used properly similar to LOL and lol in pronunciation but in many ways different,the word having been derived from the mythical angelo-saxon kingdoms of far it is to be used when one is to find something so distasteful and in many ways horrendous that no common phrase may expostulate such in common tongue. This of utmost common use amongst Mingespeakers. “FLEEPER” - No one is truly sure where the FLEEPERS came from, they appear in droves: Migration patterns that follow the most sought after resources. They do not have names, typically numbers. Speaking in a primitive FLEEP tongue, there is no one more loyal to you than a FLEEPER. It is said that the House of Goodwill has a FLEEPER army ready to unleash on the Pagan Elf Enemy. “FLEEP” - The native tongue of the common FLEEPER, no scholar has truly unearthed the meaning or direction of this language yet. What we do know is to FLEEP is to gather a ridiculous amount of resources in a short period of time. FLEEPERS will often exclaim this in a variety of fashions, several times in one moment. On the rare occasion, a FLEEPER will clap their feet and go “fleepity fleep”. “ERPER” - An extremely offensive insult, primarily directed at or to describe Elves. To be an ERPER is to be hedonistic to the extreme, the word underlining a focus on the sin of lust more than anything. One of the few words that the faithful outright refuse to mutter to one another, simply put it is a very heavy insult that would imply that one is not worth of being a member of St. Clownth’s Flock. To be an ERPER is to be disqualified from your right to minge and in most cases the right to live. “ERP” - The act of being hedonistic to the extreme, once ERP is met: you are truly tainted in every way, shape, and form. There is no recovering, for you are eternally locked from the Kingdom of Heaven; and barred from the Holy Land. “Virgun” - A word to be aswell like “lal” to have derived from the mythical angelo-saxon kingdoms of far;A virgun is a individual who has not commit the tasteless act of ERP but is in no way a innocent being to be a virgun is to be on the borders of a ERPER not one to commit the act but one to tolerate it is. Mingespeakers use this commonly to insult. “noob” - A noob, simply put: Innocent, pure, unlike the vile ERPER. Typically only used as an insult when it is used as so: stupid noob. Other than that, Mingespeakers use it frequently in everyday speech. “minge” - The truly enlightened, to be a minge is to fulfil St. Clownth’s holy duty on this mortal plane. To destroy the egos of those whom ERP and refuse to commit to the holy act of pranking. A minge is your greatest friend, but can be your greatest enemy. A culture and people said to have descended from the legendary god-king, the Goodman, it lives on in this part of the space time continuum through sheer will. “ahyes” - The most common expression, evolved from the Macmood family: When responding to orders or a question, a Mingespeaker will often respond simply with: ahyes. IN HONKUS HUMEROUS HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY, Beowulf I of the House of Horen, Emperor of Man, King of Renatus, Marna, Mardon, Salvus, Seventis, Savoy, Courland, Santegia, and Norland, Duke of the Crownlands, Cascadia, Avar, and Frederica, Count of Carolustadt, Alamar, Frederica, Thesmer, Thelen, Lorath, and Cantal, Baron of Darkwood, Gravelhold, Fidei Defensor, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, Farfolk, etcetera Written by Ghazrial ?

Those quotes are faked buddy..

This is not an off-topic post this is a roleplay scenario depicted in a first person writing.. stop being mingebags FMs

john hodgers game22 john hodgers 25 male Hünenmensch

Gardalf dons a turban and readies a very epic rune rpg

Dude, its probably just lag I dont know what you’re talking about. I’m banned so I didn’t get to see it myself but to me it just looks like you need more training ;/

So only nation next map is Renatus epic.