NotEvilAtAll

How many halflings can fit into a barrel? Opinion of me? What is infinity divided by ice cream? Wait, your leaving? Why does Halfling RP=Best RP Opinion of me? What is your least favorite definition of "sack"? Does it hurt to hug a Hedgehog? I still can't believe you're leaving. Is 0 and odd number?

-=- In t'a halfling village of Pendlemere-by-Cotton-Lake, the first seeds have been planted on the fertile ground! https://gyazo.com/331a079393eeddd2b166f0b8947d82b5 Let us all rejoice at the progress we are making on this village! -=-

A single tear of joy would fall down Gerald's right cheek as he admires the future location of the village "May t'a Grea' Knox bless 'ese lands an' our people! Fer terday is ah grea' day in t'a 'is'oreh of our people!" He'd shout

-=- Pendlemere-by-Cotton-Lake In the days of halfling old, the gather ‘round the village center, telling stories of the days of old and the times of great. Recently, the halflings have no place of burrows-filled-with-mead, no place of stories-of-the-old, and no place of any gathering and good feelings at all. In the ancient times of the halflings, it is said that the Great Knox formed our hearts of joyous prosperity and feet of simple travel, and told us to sit down together around the hearth, where there is food, warmth, and comfort. However, in recent days, the halflings have abandoned the hearth, abandoned the villages, and some even abandoning their well formed halfling hearts and souls. It is time for the halfling feet to strike warm earth and feed on warm food yet again. Thus we gather ‘round a new hearth in the lands of Lotharingia. The days of our scattering and numbers few far behind us. It is time we form together and become anew. It is time for us to stick together like how we have always been, it is time for a new hope for the halfling race. https://gyazo.com/e1d09517d183c250bfdb8da1322f1c3b (A glimpse of the site of the future halfling village of “Pendlemere-by-cotton-lake)

"'Ey! Ah kinda liked Metz!" Gerald the halfling would exclaim "Why mus' t'a bigguns always do t'is ter othahs?"

List 8 reasons halfling pipeweed is superior to Orcish cactus green.

((Good job on this)) Gerald the halfling remembers seeing Merridolph in the Mellsburrian pub, "Ah, gud times, gud times"

"If onleh t'a 'alflin's were doin' as gud as t'a 'umans" Gerald the halfling would sigh

The king is dead, long live the king.

List 25 reasons you should be playing a halfling

Perhaps a munchkin (a halfling that worships the squid God Arugula) could be considered a "Dark Halfling"?

"T'is ah shame ter see anothah 'alflin' find their way in'o teh ground" Gerald the halfling would move as if to take off his hat in respect, only to realize he wasn't wearing one "If onleh ah cud've 'ad ah final cup o' carro' juice wi' such ah fine fella" A single tear falls down Gerald's left cheek as he mourns the loss of another halfling "Knox 'ave merceh on 'is beloved soul"

I actually haven't seen that much villain RP going around as of present (probably because I main a halfling, and thus I do not run around major RP hubs that often) Most of the villain RP I've been seeing is either A:Random bandits attacking the halfling villages I live in, or B:The halflings going out to mess around with the bigguns. Random bandit RP usually isn't very enjoyable for the people being bandited, so if your trying to create some great villain RP, be creative, and have a interesting and Non-Meme like motive. For example, instead of fighting people/disrupting people for minas, attack or disrupt people so that you can force them to be your friend, or so you can add the tips of their ears to your collection. Better yet, think about what makes real world crooks do what they do (other than for money), and create a bizzare twist on that realistic motive. Anything will do, as long as it is clever, unique, or interesting.

"Eh, more biggun poli'ics, ah dun' realleh care 'ow t'is goes" Gerald the halfling would comment "Why do t'a bigguns never learn frem t'a less violen' an' clearleh superior 'alflin' way of dealin' wi' stuff"

"Looks loike teh dwarves are growin' brains, gud fer 'em!" Gerald the halfling would chuckle to himself "Ah suppose tha' teh dwarves are learnin' frem t'err 'alflin' cousins!"

"Ah guess ah cud give ye sum farm produc's, bu' dun' ye t'ink tha' means ye shud pay meh in minas!" Gerald the handless halfling would say "Of course, ah wud need ter gi' sum replacemen' 'ands firs' in order ter do aneht'in' fer ye"

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay on this server!

"Are ye goin' teh beh servin' aneh 'alflin' fuds in t'is place" Gerald the halfling would ask

If a lore post contains a halfling deity magic, would it ever get accepted? If lotc has pikes, why haven't people tried to create a phalanx yet? Pick your poison: Pipeweed or Cactus Green?

"Eh, Ah've nevah realleh loiked courland tha' much in t'a pas', 'ey didn' give us 'alflin's aneh gud trade deals when weh were tryin' ter trade wi' 'em, Ah guess i' serves 'em roigh' ter gi' a'acked loike t'is" Gerald the halfling would remark, a stream of smoke from his pipe slowly finding it's way into the sky. "No' ter men'ion 'ere ridiculous biggun though's an' ac'ions tha's always been gi'in' 'ere race in'o trouble"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72fxBu43Dc Gerald the halfling was wandering about Rivershire, when all of a sudden, he came face to face with a monster of the likes he has never seen before "Wha' even is tha' thin'!" Gerald would exclaim, not knowing what in Knox's name the creature was. "I's ah mons'er!" He'd cry out. Then, all of a sudden, with a quick and sudden jump, the creature smashed down upon him, dragging poor Gerald into the murky waters below...