Treshure 5581 Share Posted November 4, 2013 The Beardic Cult A lone drummer boy walks the streets of Abresi, and then the narrow roads to Malinor, and then all the way to the Dwarven lands, and even Gronkkston. His stick pounds on the drum in a catchy fashion, as he hands out drinks and food to anyone he sees. On top of the note, if you ever chose to review it, would read: "The Beardic Cult wants /you/. Join as an Acolyte in the Beardic Cult /today/! -Kal’Ithrun.” Who are we? The Beardic Cult consists of a group of people that enjoy the merry feel of RP, making people laugh, and generally a good time in RP. Rarely are we violent. If this description fits you, I really recommend you check us out. And yes, we do revolve around Beards. The entire Guild concept, however, is due to be found out in RP, /not/ in some scrunched up text on the forums. With that, I shall go on with this post. Rules 1. No fighting with weapons. A drunken brawl is fun, a knife fight is not. 2. Your beard must be grown and visible at all times. No exceptions, except woman. 3. Should the case arise where one is needy, it is your duty as a member of the Beardic Cult to answer to these pleas and supply the one in need. 4. Serious fights are frowned upon unless if unnecessary. 5. A Beardmancer's verdict is final unless spoken otherwise by the Figurehead. A true Beardmancer is versed in the arts of manliness. 6. ((Use your grammar. Please. Mi bi beggin’ yu.)) Ranks The Figurehead: The chosen leader for the Beardic Cult. Current: Kylar Garnetbreaker ((Treshure)) The Beardmancers: Benders of the Beard, these people are highly respected in this society. Current: N/A Dedicator: A base member of the Beardic Cult, these guys have become normal members of the crew. They preach the word of jolliness and glee, and how life can be so easy. (Rhymed.) They can train new Acolytes. Current: Onar Stormhammer ((Kowaman)) , Odin Hrafnblodt ((MagusArcanus)), Zahrer Irongrinder ((Josh3738)), Igor Ireheart ((Lefty_Bojengles)) Kjell Stormhammer ((Charles_Grimlie)) Acolyte: The newbies of the Beardic Cult. They seek the ways of manliness, jolliness, and overall satisfaction with life. It is up to the Dedicators and above to educate the Acolytes in the Beardic Ways. Current: N/A Applications OOC SectionIGN: font=Arial]Skype:Real Age:Character’s Name:Character Age:RP SectionWhy do you want to join?:Do you agree to uphold the laws?:How long is your beard?:You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleatic 1033 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Thief. banna no apple (()) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llir 5733 Share Posted November 4, 2013 OOC Section IGN: Kowaman Real Age: 16 Character’s Name: Onar Stormhammer Character Age: 468 RP Section Why do you want to join?: To have a beard to impress all the ladies. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: Yes How long is your beard?: 14.5 Inches You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: Stop him imminently and save the beard if possible. If not, then mourn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 -snip- A sloth bearing quite some remarkable facial hair makes it's slow descent to you. In it's claw carries a note. It smiles creepily at you, before crawling away. "Accepted! Report to Kylar in Kal'Ithrun!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booklight12 477 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Blake cries as all he has is stubble Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Asgeir 27 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Odin gapes as he sees the drummer boy pass, then stares resolutely into the distance and salutes, his long alabaster beard flowing down his chest. "I will join you... magnificent men." Odin then calls Muninn down from his shoulder and scribbles a note on a sheaf of parchment, which he clips to Muninn's leg and sends on its way to the stronghold of the Beardic Cult. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asgeir 27 Share Posted November 4, 2013 OOC Section IGN: MagusArcanus Real Age: 16 Character’s Name: Odin Hrafnblodt Character Age: 38 RP Section Why do you want to join?: Because, as we all know, Vikings have the greatest beards imaginable. Soft, flowing and braided like the finest silks of yore. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: I do so solemnly swear. How long is your beard?: 16.3 inches including his huge braids. You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: Odin gasps and then lets out a shocked cry as he sees this act of beardly sacrilege. He quickly throws his arm out and Huginn rests upon it, eager and awaiting a command. Odin roars "Huginn! Stöðva hann!" and the bird immediately shoots from his outstretched arm, rocketing toward the hand of the dwarf that holds the razor. With a mighty THWACK Huginn knocks the razor clean from the stunned dwarf's hand. Odin then strides briskly to the dwarf and, before he can say anything, puts all of his weight behind an echoing slap across his face. He stands there for a minute, his face reddening on one side in a hand shaped pattern, and then begins to cry as he looks down at the hands that would have shorn from him his manliness. Odin then gently embraces the dwarf, patting him softly on the back as he whispers, "I know... I know. I forgive you." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 A sloth bearing quite some remarkable facial hair makes it's slow descent to you. In it's claw carries a note. It smiles creepily at you, before crawling away."Accepted! Report to Kylar in Kal'Ithrun!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted November 5, 2013 OOC Section IGN: Charles_Grimlie Skype: Charles_Grimlie Real Age: 17 Character’s Name: Paragon Kjell Stormhammer Character Age: 500+ Kjell deosn't need to count! RP Section Why do you want to join?: Since the day of his birth much like the birth of other Dwarves. The Paragon was gifted with a majestic beard. Although he has has tended and groomed his beard for many a year he has yet shared his gift from Yemekar with the rest of Anthos. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: Eeyup. How long is your beard?: Undetermined, an enchanted brace hidden below his beard prevents the need to groom with scissors. Thus the beard keeps growing deep in an unknown area. You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: HERESY! IT IS YEMEKAR'S GIFT TO THE WRETCHED HALF MAN THIS HEATHEN IS! PURGE HIM! PURGE HIM FOR HIS DEED OF DISHONORING HIS BEARD! FOR HE WILL BECOME FLAY! - as this is what happens every time a Dwarf has done this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty 1696 Share Posted November 5, 2013 OOC Section IGN: Lefty_Bojengles Skype: carlo-forte Real Age: 14 Character’s Name: Igor Ireheart Character Age: 560 RP Section Why do you want to join?: I want to join as it is a long life heritage of the Irehearts to take care and take pride in their beards, alot of Irehearts even store things in their beards, it would be an honour to join as being able to find new ways to take care of his beard, he wishes to have many people admire his beard, which is the symbol of any dwarf's pride. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: I do How long is your beard?: He has never measured it or even cut it so it just keeps growing, it's propably around 1 metre long right now You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: BY YEMEKAR'S NAME! W'OT TEH FECK ARE YE DOIN' LAD? SHAVIN' TEH MOST IMPORTAN' N' VALUABLE T'ING TO 'IM, ARE YE FECKIN' STARK!?!??! YER CLEARLEH FECKIN' STARK! *Igor would then chase after the man to try and arrest him for being stark and force him to grow back his beard* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 A sloth slowly makes it's way to both of the applicants, handing you a tiny little scroll. It reads: "Accepted! Report to Kylar in Kal'Ithrun!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 1714 Share Posted November 7, 2013 OOC Section IGN: Josh3738 Skype: Josh3738 Real Age: 16 Character’s Name: Zahrer Irongrinder Character Age: 200 RP Section Why do you want to join?: Ah was invoited by da leadeh. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: Aye How long is your beard?: Vereh long You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: ...cut their 'ead uff fer Dungrimm cause it beh breakin law...but tha's onleh if ah 'ad t' foight 'em. Su if ah arrested 'em ah would 'ang 'em by their beards fer forteh days an' forteh noights in ordeh t' stretch their beard back t' normal lengt'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 OOC Section IGN: Josh3738 Skype: Josh3738 Real Age: 16 Character’s Name: Zahrer Irongrinder Character Age: 200 RP Section Why do you want to join?: Ah was invoited by da leadeh. Do you agree to uphold the laws?: Aye How long is your beard?: Vereh long You are walking along the Anthos road near Storm’s Crossing. You see a dwarf shaving their beard. What do you do?: ...cut their 'ead uff fer Dungrimm cause it beh breakin law...but tha's onleh if ah 'ad t' foight 'em. Su if ah arrested 'em ah would 'ang 'em by their beards fer forteh days an' forteh noights in ordeh t' stretch their beard back t' normal lengt'. Instead of a sloth, a rather plump, random dwarf tosses a scroll to you. He happily wobbles off. "Ye alredeh eccepted. Get yer' arse to teh feast tumorrow, git ut? Giggles n'fun, -Kylar" ((On another note, I'm adding everyone whom is accepted.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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