Letter To Anthos

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

 

*Uses the Meanking effect*

 

"You speak lies human. Your surrender to my father was not driven by his greed but by your fear of what would happen if you were left to fend alone against the other Kingdoms of Oren, without dwarven defences. Had the Grand Kingdom not intervened, Oren would have desecended into chaos. You begged to join beneath him and he did you a favour! When he was slain by Ondnarch, he granted all of Oren independence. It seems nothing has changed with the deceit of humans. Aye, if we must, we will fight and die to the end and the world will see and know of your lies."

 

Uses Taufirewarrior Counter Effect

 

"He granted us Independence Aye, but it was not his to grant nor take away in the first place. He could have helped me by not accepting the Kingdoms as vassals and helping me against the Kingdoms that now contain the enemies at your gates. It is as much his fault as any ones. I am not King because the Dwarves tried and failed to be the Worlds Police and now I serve King Heinrik a great King."

[Knox213 10]

A letter is sent to Ognar Grandaxe

 

"are you dumb?"

[Glyc 234]

Bubba sits in his elder blargh, the poster before him. A torch used haphazardly as a candle on his table, causing slight persperation to drip down his face, totally and utterly consumed by his concentration. A frown crosses his beautifully ugly mug as he realizes that he cannot read.

[Haribo 385]

"It's a.....

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m-m-muh jam sandwiches...."

[Rivk Zavadsky 700]

*Rick thinks a moment and starts yelling at people in Abresi*

 

THE DECISION THE DWARVES MADE WAS THEIR OWN FAULT, SIDING WITH THE SCOURGE, THE ONES THAT WANT TO KILL US ALL, LET ME SAY THE DWARVES ARE HERETICS, THEIR FATHERS AND GRAND FATHERS, AND GREAT GRANDFATHER WOULD BE VERY DISSAPOINTED, THEIR GODS A MAD, THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO BURN NOW IN THE HANDS OF OREN, KRUGMAR AND MALINOR.

[hellfiazz 879]

After having Krul, his goblin servant read the letter to him, Buubztik begins writing a reply.

 

He smears his butt-cheeks with ink, and presses it against the parchment. Each cheek is then inscribed with a depiction of a raised middle finger from a fist, and the letter is sent to Dreek.

[Lefty 1696]

Igor Ireheart, brother of Dreek Ireheart would receive the letter because Dreek is dead. He gets some ink and replies

 

"Cool now ah 'ave somfin' look at when ah feel sad!"

[Zezimus 1523]

Wulfgar Grandaxe picks up one of the parchments, chuckling slightly as he takes a large gulp from his pint of ale. He looks towards Ognar, slamming his iron gauntlet upon the table.

 

"Bah, let 'em rot! Weh all knuw wun dwarf c'oud tak' duwn at least ah dozen ov t'ese bastards. T'e onleh ounce ov respect t'ey evah gav' us wus w'en t'ey wer' cowarin' undah t'e Grand Kingdom. Now t'ey claim weh wer' t'e oppressors! 'ow ironic. Per'aps ye fathah sh'ould 'ave woiped 'em out whoile 'e 'ad t'e chance. T'ese spoinless, pompous rabble ov gits will beh given ah tough battle if t'ey intend tu defeat t'e Legion. At least weh can liv' n' doie easeh knuwin' weh nevah surrendered, eh lad?"

[Geo 1415]

As Morthawl passes one of the letters pinned to a tree in the Malinorian forests he gains a feeling of satisfaction as the words 'I told you so' run ever prevalent in his mind.

 

Syo pym'yhla bnac'anja ic, Metztli.

 

"Thee Apes awv thaw East awnd thaw South'a slaughta' each awtha mindlawsly... eet ees aws thaw priests forsee.  T'ey weel rip this lawnd apawrt." He snarls.  "JUST LYK'A ASULON!"
 

[Sneaky 189]

Um wi druve out da pinkie frum mi Lund su latZ aurgement iz invude

[Hiebe 2493]

Hiebe Irongut keeps his mouth close, slowly piecing together the truth behind the war.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Bowman standing ovations the poster

 

"Finally, a beardlin' w'o isnae a total moron"

[John Ivory 4546]

Theobalt Rolnik shakes his head with distaste as he reads over the letter.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.