Groundbreaking Discovery

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

News spreads quickly around Oren and the surrounding lands, as the famed explorer Kristofer Kumulbus returns, clad in exotic clothing, a tad fatter, and with many rare and preciuos items.

 

He makes his way up to his sponser King Heinrik of Carrion saying

 

 

 

"Ayy! My King!"

 

 

They shake hands and do a secret handshake that Romannen doesn't know because he's not on the inside.

 

"I found my way back! I travelled far and wide, and got you some lovely things, and these new spices and herbs as follows:

 

Cinnamon

Sugar

Cumin

Nurmeg

Parsley

Basil

Cilanto

 

I named them all myself."

 

The King nods and has the supplies of goods and plant seeds taken in the back for replanting and uses.

 

"Anything else?" the King asks

 

"Yes sire! The world is a cube!"

 

He paused a moment "It all makes sense now..."

 

An artist was then commissioned to paint Kristofer

 

 

 

Artistic renditions of the world are spread far and wide

[Demotheus 651]

((I really hope no one RP's th eworld as a cube or that it's made of small cubes...))

[Abeam 511]

((I really hope no one RP's th eworld as a cube or that it's made of small cubes...))

((Sounds like your just a hater))

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

Attention! Breaking News!

 

It has come to attention of Chief Explorer of the Ministry of Discovery that due to a fault line in the earth, right on the borders of Raevir land, and the rest of the world, it makes a sharp 90 degree turn! This is the explanation for the sudden and very strange clash of cultures in Oren, as it is clear they are on  ANOTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!

 

Such a discovery will further be investigated.

[Rassidic 470]

Prey's nose starts bleeding

 

"O...Oh god... the idiocy... is killing... ugh..."

 

She walks off , utterly baffled by how humans know how to breath.

[The Fact Core 511]

"The world is not a cube! It's a pizza!"

[theflyingpen 43]

 

Upon hearing the news of the greatest discovery in the world, Valmir's curiosity begins to get the best of him.  He begins gathering supplies and dragging chest after chest to his hidden cove to prepare his ship of legend, the SS Nauttajetski, for her greatest voyage yet.

Valmir prepares his hidden ship for the treacherous seas, his mind for the grueling voyage, his spirit to keep his faith strong.  He checks the sails, made only on the finest bras of the land, for maximum bust (to catch the most wind of course).  After seeing these are up to par he heads below deck.

He makes sure his barrels of oil are absolutely full and fully stocked.  His library full of the nation's best adult literature to ensure his travels will not become too dull.

He ties his authentic Adunian kilt around his waist, ridding himself of the restrictions of undergarments.  He says in his sexy voice.
"I must wear my kilt... /Real/ men wear kilts."  Quickly realizing his manly garb is incomplete he buckles his fanny pack tightly around his hip before topping his head with his newest hat, a "Fedoro."

He opens his bar to reveal the best vodkas the Ruskans has to offer, next his one of a kind Hansettian Beer-Shoe.  He sits down for a brief snack of Auvergene bread, which is as hard as always resulting in a cracked tooth.  After shattering three teeth he stands up from the table and pats his Southeron fertility art statue's head before heading upstairs.

Seeing that his preparations are complete he unmoors his vessel and takes his slav-squatting position by the wheel as his ship drifts out to sea.  He promises himself to not come back until he has found a fine mermaid to bring home preferably one with a large rump for he likes big butts and he cannot lie.

[Demotheus 651]

 

 

Upon hearing the news of the greatest discovery in the world, Valmir's curiosity begins to get the best of him.  He begins gathering supplies and dragging chest after chest to his hidden cove to prepare his ship of legend, the SS Nauttajetski, for her greatest voyage yet.

Valmir prepares his hidden ship for the treacherous seas, his mind for the grueling voyage, his spirit to keep his faith strong.  He checks the sails, made only on the finest bras of the land, for maximum bust (to catch the most wind of course).  After seeing these are up to par he heads below deck.

He makes sure his barrels of oil are absolutely full and fully stocked.  His library full of the nation's best adult literature to ensure his travels will not become too dull.

He ties his authentic Adunian kilt around his waist, ridding himself of the restrictions of undergarments.  He says in his sexy voice.

"I must wear my kilt... /Real/ men wear kilts."  Quickly realizing his manly garb is incomplete he buckles his fanny pack tightly around his hip before topping his head with his newest hat, a "Fedoro."

He opens his bar to reveal the best vodkas the Ruskans has to offer, next his one of a kind Hansettian Beer-Shoe.  He sits down for a brief snack of Auvergene bread, which is as hard as always resulting in a cracked tooth.  After shattering three teeth he stands up from the table and pats his Southeron fertility art statue's head before heading upstairs.

Seeing that his preparations are complete he unmoors his vessel and takes his slav-squatting position by the wheel as his ship drifts out to sea.  He promises himself to not come back until he has found a fine mermaid to bring home preferably one with a large rump for he likes big butts and he cannot lie.

 

Daniella snickers and illusions herself on a rock after stealing a bunch of Valmir's booze, as a mermaid. She waves at Valmir as he sails near and makes kissy faces from the rock, winking. She wears naught but two clams to cover her chest. 

[Iosif 72]

Thimble scoffs after hearing this, "The world ain' no cube! It's hollow!"

 

http://goo.gl/QQfCjf

 

((Literaly a Hobbit can see the faults in your theory, (IC) unless this explorer is mentally ill or disabled please do not rp this.))

[Rassidic 470]

Thimble scoffs after hearing this, "The world ain' no cube! It's hollow!"

 

"THIS MAKES MORE SENSE , AND IT'S COMING FROM A HOBBIT!

 

Prey's nose continues to bleed , the aura of stupidity causing it.

[Knox213 10]

Wade says...

 

"I am so confused right now"

[theflyingpen 43]

Daniella snickers and illusions herself on a rock after stealing a bunch of Valmir's booze, as a mermaid. She waves at Valmir as he sails near and makes kissy faces from the rock, winking. She wears naught but two clams to cover her chest. 

 

Valmir notices said display and makes a sharp turn.

Quest over, GG no RE.

[Demotheus 651]

Valmir notices said display and makes a sharp turn.

Quest over, GG no RE.

Daniella frowns, and sighs. "YOU WERE WAY MORE FUN BEFORE, VALMIR!"

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

((I really hope no one RP's th eworld as a cube or that it's made of small cubes...))

Quinlan Campbell has spent years in the Lucienist library contemplating the meaning of....the circle.

[bungo 3965]

what is this ****