The Emperors "rage"

[Telanir 6975]

Farmer Billy Bob after hearing of a party is sure it was thrown in his honour! Billy nods decidingly, today will be a day of many baked taters.

 

 

 

this post has nothing to do with me but yay I'm 17

[Graceful Bucko 65]

Ularoth, being a spooky tendril boxing thing, would most likely be slain on sight. It opts instead to hike up a mountain path so that it may observe the festivities from afar.

[Samson Option 9652]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGkFrwU_Pk

 

 

 

 

 

Theodosius Visconti walks in with his betrothed Lady Arya Silverblade, having returned from the battlefields and sought to dress himself pleasingly for his wife-to-be. He looks around, holding his lady tenderly as he sees old and new faces alike blurring about at the party. He pulls his lady loosely with a few curled fingers and sit her atop his lap in a gilded chair and begins to confide in her of his longing for her and his loyalty to their monogamous relationship. He spends good time with her and gets up after one of his brothers-in-arms call out near the punch bowl. He walks over to grab a cup of red and downs it quickly, noting: "You need a lady! Have you any idea what Oren does that all the other races lack in? Oren...

 

 

 

 

The soldier looks wide-eyed, asking "Do you have.. you know... a banging wife?". Theodosius tosses his punch cup and does the following which is too great to be written in words while shouting "YEZZIR!"

 

 

[Anderssn 1115]

Varodius Visconti takes a seat somewhere next to a random young lady and starts drinking. He keeps drinking, mostly vine but also anything that he got in front of him. If he didn't like it he would spit the drink on someone else and take a new one. Not long before Varodius gets drunk and tries to be funny and impress on the young lady.

 

 

And...

 

 

Drunk and stupid Varodius doesn't know how his own night will end, and where he wakes up.

[Esterlen 4499]

 

Edmond doesn't understand.

[Major Dom 1297]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4

The old Wizard Meldur grinds the **** out of some much younger women, then takes a few back to his pad

[Splitchris 11]

Meanwhile, Leo walks by when he hears the sick drop and sounds of partying, and goes...

[Knightei 318]

 

Boric Tythus

 

 

What?

[Forkology/Sarah 57]

Constance Briarwood chats up all the men after allegedly KO'ing Ser Leric.

She also makes a point to avoid being grinded upon.

[Mingpow321 285]

Albrecht had rolled up to his very own theme song...

 

Albrecht "Alby" Horen bumps and grinds his way through the night alongside his comrades. Some might notice he is dressed in a new, never before seen fashion which he seems to rock quite well. Others seem to note that he appears to be the epitome of manliness and many ladies seem to simply flock to him throughout the night...

 

 

Later on in the night, Alby can be seen reclined in a hammock up in the castle courtyard after the royalty and any of those who truly mattered had fallen back there for the afterparty. He seems to be unaffected by the copious amounts of alcohol he downed over the course of the night and even now continues to sip away at some exotic cocktail...

 

[Pureimp10 5691]

Ser Ronald Cassius the First of Oren has never, in all his years of life, ever seen something as destructive as this. Men lay dead from the sheer amount of alcohol drunk, and women lay naked.

 

What did Ser Ronald do you ask? He pulled out Tuck Everlasting, and began to read.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ser Ronald actually got all dem ladies that night

[Jachnun 566]

Branaford Fairheart in the crowd chugs down the whole ******* bottle of kaldonia absolute ale

 

 

And continues to rage with Ser Paul Ryan! 

 

 

Branaford after the party:

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XWOGamMUngE/Tij98t5t1nI/AAAAAAAABBY/VQymyUjMMUs/s1600/IMG_6847.JPG

[Pureimp10 5691]

Before Ser Branaford has a chance to pass out, Ronald quickly slips the news to him that Morrion is dead.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry TNT

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.