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[Lore] Smell Evocation A.k.a Fart Magic


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HEFF! STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE HALFLINGS PINT SIZED GAS POWERED TERRORISTS!

 

Christ..

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Thank god for Fi'hiiran'tanya: the world's most potent gas medicine.

And think of the High Elves! Gas magic! High Elves! Gas magic! High Elves! Gas magic!

Do the math!

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Replace mana with prune-juice.

 

Replace void methane with regular methane.

 

Fart conventionally.

 

Look at those around you cringe in disgust, and/or confusion.

 

Profit?

Already did this and it pissed the entire high elven city off ... guys this is serious!

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*Thinks is strange*  :livid:  *thinks on possibilities*  :hmm:  *Puts look of disgust on*  :eww:  *thinks on how someone even thought of this*  :facepalm: 

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*Thinks is strange*  :livid:  *thinks on possibilities*  :hmm:  *Puts look of disgust on*  :eww:  *thinks on how someone even thought of this*  :facepalm: 

*farts on Kaun for disrespecting Floop The Fart Mage*

:megustacreepy:

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you get my +1!! Make a fart called the geese flock. Basically small clouds that are like say fireballs, and can be targeted. Dude, the halflings shall raise their bowels towards all!! 

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*farts on Kaun for disrespecting Floop The Fart Mage*

:megustacreepy:

*beats the crap out of Heff cause Old Elf Kaun wif skillz*  :jetpack:  :pokerface: 

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If you were to revamp the magic to that it's put that the user evokes specifically odor rather than methane to keep the idea of pseudo-explosives not a thing would get this on higher terms of possible acceptance. As well if you are serious, it's be neat to expand it simply as smell-evocation in a way. I.e. Aromancy could cover not only the stink of flatulence, but that too of just 'bad' smells or 'good' smells. Hell, even minor smell-enchanting to make things or people constantly smell of ____. ;3

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+1

 

The Silent One -> Fill the entire room with noxious fumes. Everyone has to make a fortitude check to see if they pass out or not.

 

Wrath of the (Insert race with spiciest food here) -> Fire a short  burst of burning gas into the eye's of your enemy. They shall know true pain and humiliation.

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Is this a troll post, Or are you serious?

 

Its a neat idea, but it should be changed into smell alone, like Zarsies said. If it stays Methane Evocation, they can use it to create bombs, and other offensive tools, instead of using it for smell. 

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