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A Theory On The Naysayer: Confirmed!

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[[Full credits to Jallentime for the picture!]]

Across Leyulin, pinned to houses and trees, a new printed poster appears for all citizens to read.

 

"Mali of Leyulin,

As your meracah'ir I take it upon myself to know my enemy as I know my own personality. As such is the key to outwitting them. I have recently began a psychological study on the good Sohaer Kalenz Uradir. For it baffles me how one can be so ill of the mind, yet seem to lack none of the symptoms that one associated with such illness.

The Naysayer's rage is a classic case of externalizing abuse felt as a child towards the powerless. To put it simply he didn't get hugged enough as a child. But why? What is the source of this childhood trauma?

With the help of some brave stealth units, my men have snuck into the Sohaer's bedroom, and we found the secret to his mental illness!

 

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Under this picture we found there was also an old, yellowed out note, which read the following:

 

"Son, I understand you've taken up Illusion training from a creepy dark elf who wants you for your body. I know the other mali'aheral children make fun of you for the way you look, but you'll always be beautiful to me. I sent you this portrait so you'll always remember who you really are, even when illusions control your life."

~Haelun Uradir

 

And there we have it, Mali of Leyulin.

We must not feel scorn for this man who murders our women and children, but instead we must pity him.

For let us be honest here, who wouldn't grow up to be a prick if they looked like that?

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((You guys really need to chill with this kind of ****, unless it's a joke between you two which I assume it's not.))

((Look man, when the constant propaganda threads made by supremacy stop, I will be more than willing to stop mine.))

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Fumble rolls his eyes, "Clearly t' poin'y ears don' know how t' make propoganda."

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Verden is taken aback by the picture, making a fowl face as he continues about his day, "What sort of crude, unsavory person paints something like that?"

 

Meanwhile on a ship off the Northern coast, Heial drums his fingers together and cackles.

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Beranabus begins his auditions for the role of Kalenz in his future hit production

 

"Springtime with Kalenz"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA

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Sola basks in the glow, as the very image of the Sohaer radiates the many things
that the Mali'ame of Leyulin lack!
Purity. Honour. Beauty. And integrity!
"There is no stopping us! Despite his lazy eye, The Sohaer will lead us to victory!"

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Zahrer chuckles.

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((I'm honestly enjoying the propaganda. Nice to see some actual roleplay in these wars.))

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((The amount of effort the two Elven factions put into flinging poo at each other is both astounding and somewhat impressive. Nice pic, Jallentime))

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