New Whimsical Magic

[Elindor 666]

We've got Bardmancy and Beardmancy. So carrying along the same theme its about time we had some new additions to Whimsical Magic.

 

Boredmancy: The ability to bend someone's interest at will. Boredmancy provides the power to keep someone at a mundane task indefinitely. Who needs expensive slaves when you can make your own. The master boredmancer could also make a fortune out of clinical psychology. All you have to do is make that serial killer find murder the most tedious activity imaginable and wait for the cheques in the mail.

 

Boardmancy: The ability to resize carved wood to fit any space required. Only works for pre-cut wood but will last forever, meaning that a skilled boardmancer could create a house using as little as six planks of wood, saving our precious trees. Of course, that much time practicing boardmancy, you could just become a carpenter.

 

Barfmancy: You wouldn't really... would you?

 

Borkmancy: Someone tripping over is universally hilarious, but you would be a fool to think they are merely clumsy. The truth is they are under the influence of a borkmancer. However there is a strange balance at play here, for as long as a borkmancer is not influencing others so that they constantly mess things up, they themselves are terribly clumsy. Such a moral dilemma to this magic. Do you spend your days dropping your coins and tripping over your own shoes, or pass the misfortune on to unsuspecting civilians?

 

Bookmancy: You know what the worst part of a library is? Storage! For bookmancers that is no problem at all. One book that they carry with them can contain any book ever written. All they have to do is recall how the book begins and then, viola, the pages fill with magnificent text. Its also the perfect gift for any occasion. Perhaps the birthday boy didn't like that murder mystery, no problem because in a jiffy it will be a homo-erotic romance novel.

 

And my personal favourite. Bradomancy: Everyone wants to look like Brad. His chiselled jaw, dreamy blue eyes like a bottomless ocean, and the come hither twinkle in the corner of his mouth. Bradomancy steps up where Beardmancy leaves off and remoulds facial structures. Sometimes it can be an incredibly painful process, and your new nose is going to take a few days for the swelling to go down, but when the bruising fades you won't need a beard to cover up that gorgeous face.

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[KarmaDelta 969]

You forgot Buttnakemancy, the unlikely offspring of BNK's void shifting magic.

[Lark 2227]

You forgot Redneckmancy. Power over moonshine, banjos, and just about anything rednecky.

[drfate786 1690]

You forgot Fatemancy, the power to annoy anyone past 6:00 PM.

[Runabarn 1028]

Hello I heard my name was called.

[Space 2335]

Personally, I don't think that all these magic sub-type should be allowed. They take away RP from the main magic sub-types.

 

getit?

[cman64 66]

just put them under one magic form and make it a prank-like magic

[Elindor 666]

Its not entirely serious. Except for Bradomancy. I am serious AF about Bradomancy.

 

Because the MAT is back, I believe that household magic should be open for all to use and to also have whimsical magic as more of a cover-all than specific subtypes. Basically allowing a whole range of odd and enjoyable magics that are low impact and non combat. You want your teapot to dance as it brews a cuppa for your visitor? Sure. You want your storybook to spew forth glitter upon opening? Not sure why you would, but sure.

[Lark 2227]

Infinite teapot best teapot

[Booklight12 481]

What about Nosemancy and my giant flying nose spaceship aengul?

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Take my rep points

[GDPR 014 48]

Yes.

[Cyndikate 2303]

I like fartmancy. Why was it denied?

[chaotikal 2392]

biasmancy, the ability to **** over your staff position over online friends you'll never meet in the promise of better self-esteem.

 

this one seems to be abused nowadays, should have an app