Declaration of Abolition and Vassalship, 1563

[Kardel 1054]

 

 

On the 13th of the Sun's Smile, 1563.

Penned by the Hand of the Emir of Urguan Kadriz ibn Hassan al-Urguani (Formerly Kardel Irongut, son of Heron), from the offices of the Emirate of Urguan

 

FROM HEREON FORTH,

 

The political entity known as the Grand Kingdom of Urguan shall forfeit its sovereign title and become a vassal under the Sultanate of Haria, its people swearing loyalty to the Sultan Kharadeen of Haria.

 

The title of the Grand King shall be abolished and instead be replaced by the regional lord's title of Emir of Urguan, who shall have limited administrative power over the realms of the ex-Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

 

All of the Land of Urguan shall be ceded to the Sultanate of Haria as part of this transition and shall become the Emirate of Ur-Guan.

 

The religion of the "Brathmordakin" shall be strictly prohibited due to its paganistic nature and all of its shrines shall be destroyed. Any citizen found worshiping the false Brathmordakin shall be named infidel and chiefest kufar and shall be beheaded.

 

The people of Ur-guan shall from hereon worship the most powerful, most omnipotent Lord Allah (SWT) and his prophet (pbuh) and the teaching of his imams. Such may they be enlightened by al-Birr under the guidance of Allah (SWT). 

 

The ummah of Ur-guan shall fight alongside the Sultan of Haria in dealing punishment to the kufar and spreading the one and only true birr, as is customary.

 

IT IS SO MANDATED BY HIS BENEVOLENCE, ALLAH (SWT)

BISMILLAHI IR RAHMAN IR RAHIM

ALLAHU AKBAR

الله

Signed

-His divine supremacy, the Sultan Kharadeen of Haria, devoutest follower of Allah (swt)

-His excellency, Emir Kadriz ibn Hasan al-Urguani, follower of Allah (swt)

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[InfamousGerman 1553]

n1

[Space 2335]

this fooled me

[Eggles the Beagles 252]

Almost actually believed it

[Anawkin 247]

Ziko bin Laden leading his people to glory.

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

"Subhan allah!" shouts faiz kanash

[HurferDurfer1 2979]

Haraguan

[Rhewen 361]

"Fidai Fidai Fidai!" Exclaims Rhewen Frostbeard "Bear of the Sand"

[Corvoo 562]

Yeah, this actually had me going for a bit. Was supremely confused. Good on you.

[Dyrr 137]

nice meme

[tea with Gwyn 218]

ass

 

 

that's comedy gold bruv

[Crowbill 493]

And this is what I wake up to...

[garentoft 9265]

ABSOLUTELY HALAL

[Elad™ 560]

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