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Man of Respect
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You were expecting a meme, but not today. I'm writing this because i've shared the whole same history with some really close friends... and meh, idc anymore. These love histories all sadly happened to me. It's the reason I had to take a long shower yesterday so I could sleep, and the result of all that happened is faulted on me, of course. This is a long read and nothing important, but meh, if you want to take a seat and listen, sure.

 

Lets backtrack a bit, 2006, I was 6 years old back then. I was the ******* devil with a tongue of gold, my sport was talking and I had a voice so squeaky that I sounded like a girl. People used to mistake me for girls on skype or TS and that made me very sad albeit I luckily never used it for my own advantage (no homo, ******). I got pretty sad when my ******* fat fucker pre-school teacher yelled at me "SHUT THE **** UP". I hate pre-school and I wished I could skip it nowadays, but meh. It was a single year of pre-school for me :D

 

 

Once at a bus, for example, I was sitting there with my mother and a old woman came and asked if she could take a seat on my place because the bus was full, my mother took me out of my seat and put me on her lap. My reply?

 


 

"Is that old woman going to sit on my seat? THAT OLD WOMAN? AND I HAD TO GIVE UP ON MY SEAT FOR HER?"

 

Yeah... I couldn't even take a single joke because I would set it straight

 

"Hey Sandk1ng, look how fun this is! Money comes out from it"

"Mom, are you dumb? Don't you know the name of this thing? THIS IS NAMED C-A-S-H M-A-C-H-I-N-E"

 

Once I shoved a guy and he shoved me back, I began to cry. Oh well, I definitely loved to cry too.
 

 

 

There was that girl on my classroom, she looked pretty good. 8/10, I'd say, but I was too innocent, even to notice that.

1st grade... she's back on my classroom. We were never really fond of talking or never actually talked, it wasn't much besides every now and then. So, physical education (where you run around, idc, idk, idgaf). There's an activity and our teacher tells us to run across the whole gym. Okay. We were meant to start at eachother's side and nothing happen But she holds my hand and gives me a kiss on the left cheek "Don't run". You know, we were meant to march across the place while we held eachother's hands, but I released her hand and went full speedy gonzales. I was too innocent to realise that, hahahahah, hahaha, hahaha, ha, ha... :(

 

From 1st grade to 6th grade I'm that guy that sits on the ******* corner all the lunch time at school. Nothing happens there, social reclusion :), tbh, I didn't like to talk with anyone there, I was dumb too and never cared for my grades at school. Actually, some teachers and workers felt pity for me "Why do you stay there all day, why don't you go play with the other kids?" "Idk, idk."

 

On my 7th grade, I became a motherfucking beast. I decided, for some weird reason, to start paying actual attention to school (maybe because there was an increased difficulty?) and became that kid where everyone asks for the answers of the questions. I felt like a ******* legend. That's where I began to be a target of bullying too and that made me very sad "Fat, nerd, /intelligent/, big poppa". That was all destined to change, fuckers.

 

On the 8th grade, I changed schools, no, I didn't ever work on the gym to lose that extra-weight, I didn't do ****, I just like always, stood on my corner, the bench of loneliness, sat there on fetal position and waited 10 minutes till the lunch time was finished just to be the teacher's favourite at the classroom... hell nah, I hated that. My self-esteem was extremely low. There were these two girls on my classroom that were so ******* hot that whenever I returned to my house I used to lay down on my bed and have a boner and move around on my bed, I was in ******* love. Sad part is that they had boyfriends and I didn't stand much of a chance.

 

Then, two angels showed up on my life. I was sitting there on the corner of sadness, and two girls came and sat right by my side, there was that "Hey, what's your name, blahblahblah..." That raised my self-steem so ******* high and earned me so much respect with the people on my classroom, from that and so on, I wanted to go to school, I began to have higher grades and better results on sports, I began to practice volleyball too and got really happy. They began to hang out with me on the lunch time, and, as a proud virgin, I refused to hold one of the girl's hands and refused also things they offered me. Until the final decision came

 

"Who do you think of us is more fit for a date with you?"

 

That broke my self-esteem again "I'm confused, I'm confused, I'm confused" was my only response. I tought they were trolling me and they would leave just to mock me. You know, I have good looks but I'm fat, and that kills it as a whole. I went to my father, told him this history and asked for council. He told me to say that "I'm too young. Maybe later?" So I did, and replied. They got a bit upset, but they kept talking with me (luckily). When they stopped, I began to hang out with my classroom mates and be more talkative, my self-esteem was really good at the moment and I was really happy with all these events nonetheless. I just get upset nowadays whenever I think of them. It's a pain, because I can't talk with them any longer, and one of them is already dating an alpha male of sorts (******* *******...)

 

I didn't stalk them to know this, yeah. I talked with them past year again. I compared heights and realised I was taller than both of them, compared heights and etcetera. We began to talk again (Us three, yeah?), but it was for three days, because I am a ******* virgin.

 

There was another girl on my classroom, I'd say 6.5/10. She was being targeted by bullying of the people she used to hang out with, and one of them mockingly (to her) showed her to me "Hey, you two stay there all the time, why don't you two talk? Hahahaha." So we did. We began to talk in the classroom, it was awesome, and I enjoyed talking with her. She has a beautiful writing the dream of becoming an airplane pilot.

 

I added her on facebook and skype, our talks were more frequent. I went to school just to talk with her too, loved it. Only issue is that people kept shipping us, and that ruined her will to talk on school and made her sad whenever she went to talk with me. She couldn't even sit by my side that people would do that to us. I went to two of her birthday parties and went a couple of times to her house too. It was fun and she introduced me to badminton, a cool sport. We used to play and I used to annihilate her on it. ( on her own game lol ) She also came multiple times to my house. I wanted to ask for her to become my girlfriend, but all that shipping, cluttering, talk from parents and general IRL toxicity made us split and stop talking, that made me pretty sad.

 

Now, 2nd grade on high school. I evolved and I became the alpha male of my class that makes jokes and everyone likes, I earned respect and people now call me by my name, which makes me pretty happy. Yeah, I'm fat, but I still hand them out the answers for the questions. I earnt this through philosophical debate that my parents teached me, to serve as a mirror for them. Reply back when they talk to me or do bad ****, twist their nipples when they twist mine. I also found /that/ group of reclused nerds that talk about Yu Gi Oh and Animes all day, urgh. I hang out with them every once and then, and bullying was never much of a big issue for me, I'm doing great at sports too, as so is volleyball, and I use 2pac songs and philosophy to chill.

 

Now, it's time to PRAISE THE SUN

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edit: this should become a green text lol

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Chaw    964

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better love story than twilight 

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Dragonslayerelf    654

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15 minutes ago, Chaw said:

better love story than twilight 

Good on ya man!

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1 hour ago, Liam Kneeson said:

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