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14 minutes ago, The Pink Lion said:

"What a waste of parchment." Woodie hums, moving around to start collecting some of the various fliers before folding them into hats. "Next people will be preaching about purit- oh wait. I wonder how the 'aheral feel seeing us 'ame turn more and more into them after such a fight was made to get out from under them."

"That war wasn't fought for our right to breed with orcs. It was fought for our right to breed with other elves who aren't brown." Artimec then ripped the poster down and had it burned under the law regarding soliciting and vandalism.

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Kairn sips some vodka. "Stirring **** is dumb. I don't see why nobody didn't just contact Artimec and get the situation solved, we're not Aheral, this shouldn't be some public vendetta."

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"To breed with other races is a most blasphemous act," Brother Shadow declared upon reading the missive in the middle of Linandria. "I shall see to it that such a thing is criminalized in the Dominion-- and if already so, reinforced with harsher punishment. If we, the Elven people, wished to create a society of Cursebearers and monstrous bastards of Malin and Krug, we would have bound ourselves with the Orcish tribes, not invite their mistaken offspring into our lands."

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3 minutes ago, 吳憾戰士14 said:

"That war wasn't fought for our right to breed with orcs. It was fought for our right to breed with other elves who aren't brown." Artimec then ripped the poster down and had it burned under the law permitting soliciting and vandalism.

 

Cheza stubbornly keeps one of the paper hats and watches Artimec burn one of the other notices. "Yet pale elves breeding with non-pale elves is still against the law over in the pale city since that 'purposefully tarnishes purity'. So does that mean you lost the war?"

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Nemir shook her head with disgust upon reading the notice.  "Eandyil is a good man," she murmured to herself, lips curling into a small frown. "I hope he is well."

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On the reverse side of the notice is a new note, reposted: "Half orc is infertile, is it worth seeking the aid of the gods for further children, or should we adopt? Also, remember to reserve seats for the wedding, it's exclusive, it's small, it's 'posh!'"

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8 minutes ago, Eandyil said:

On the reverse side of the notice is a new note, reposted: "Half orc is infertile, is it worth seeking the aid of the gods for further children, or should we adopt? Also, remember to reserve seats for the wedding, it's exclusive, it's small, it's 'posh!'"

"Hello. I'm going to kill you. Signed, Constantine" is written under this notice.

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57 minutes ago, The Pink Lion said:

-snip-

 

"It is natural progress to ascend to a higher order," murmurs a high elven supremacist from the grave.

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The lanky paladin whom frequents Linandria, only shakes his head, "I told him this would happen. He chose not to listen."

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A mildly irritated groan would sound from the depths of the High Prince's throat as his gaze scanned over the contents at the poor attempt of a 'Kalenz Uradir' post. His calloused hand reaching to retrieve a quill from its respective inkwell and a beige hued parchment from the drawer to his left before pressing it to the paper to begin his reply. 


"Whilst your attempts at rousing a call from the people of the Dominion is admirable, I'm utterly disappointed in your Kalenz' like presentation of this all. Your writing imply that you are a loyal citizen of the Dominion of Malin, possibly even a proud one at that, yet you've done nothing but attempt to direct the ire of others onto our Nation. I would see an upstanding citizen of mine to be capable of writing more than a few childish words plastered upon a poorly articulated piece of propaganda in order to defy the word of both mine, and the Princes word. Sit down and ask yourself this, dear writer, do you sit down and complain upon the daily instead of bringing actual aid to the Dominion?

All I find is some disgruntled denizen of mine whom would rather spend their time attempting to rouse a cry from my people instead of being a productive, and therefore valuable person of this Dominion. I value those who bring worth into the Dominion, not some feebly achieved status, or those who spend their time within the tavern attempting to rouse the both degenerate and cancerous ways of our previous Malinorian selves. Yet all I am reminded of when I read this is a past of before Artimec and myself brought the Mali'ame from the ground and to a place of prosperity; A weak willed, and effectively useless person whom I further deem worthless. 

Therefore I give you this simple reply as an official statement from the position of High Prince. Further create these posts of propaganda and find yourself hunted down, discovered, and promptly executed for treason no matter your status. Whilst I care deeply for my people, those who provide nothing yet seek to complain at all hours of the day instead of being of use have my utmost disappointment. I further implore you to seek me out privately so that we may have an effect discussion upon this matter you have presented with intentions to solve the dispute most effectively. Whilst I may be an aggressive leader, I do reason with even the most stupid of words that some tend to write. You've three elven days for a formal, and private response to myself."


Signed, 
 
 
  High Prince Tristin Tresery Of The Dominion of Malin 

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Meriel hummed a cheerful tune as she made her way to the tavern, glancing to the notice. The former feral child ignored it, unable to read what it said and remaining blissfully ignorant.

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1 minute ago, Leric (Td) said:

A mildly irritated groan would sound from the depths of the High Prince's throat as his gaze scanned over the contents at the poor attempt of a 'Kalenz Uradir' post. His calloused hand reaching to retrieve a quill from its respective inkwell and a beige hued parchment from the drawer to his left before pressing it to the paper to begin his reply. 


"Whilst your attempts at rousing a call from the people of the Dominion is admirable, I'm utterly disappointed in your Kalenz' like presentation of this all. Your writing imply that you are a loyal citizen of the Dominion of Malin, possibly even a proud one at that, yet you've done nothing but attempt to direct the ire of others onto our Nation. I would see an upstanding citizen of mine to be capable of writing more than a few childish words plastered upon a poorly articulated piece of propaganda in order to defy the word of both mine, and the Princes word. Sit down and ask yourself this, dear writer, do you sit down and complain upon the daily instead of bringing actual aid to the Dominion?

All I find is some disgruntled denizen of mine whom would rather spend their time attempting to rouse a cry from my people instead of being a productive, and therefore valuable person of this Dominion. I value those who bring worth into the Dominion, not some feebly achieved status, or those who spend their time within the tavern attempting to rouse the both degenerate and cancerous ways of our previous Malinorian selves. Yet all I am reminded of when I read this is a past of before Artimec and myself brought the Mali'ame from the ground and to a place of prosperity; A weak willed, and effectively useless person whom I further deem worthless. 

Therefore I give you this simple reply as an official statement from the position of High Prince. Further create these posts of propaganda and find yourself hunted down, discovered, and promptly executed for treason no matter your status. Whilst I care deeply for my people, those who provide nothing yet seek to complain at all hours of the day instead of being of use have my utmost disappointment. I further implore you to seek me out privately so that we may have an effect discussion upon this matter you have presented with intentions to solve the dispute most effectively. Whilst I may be an aggressive leader, I do reason with even the most stupid of words that some tend to write. You've three elven days for a formal, and private response to myself."


Signed, 
 
 
  High Prince Tristin Tresery Of The Dominion of Malin 

Constantine writes a letter and pastes it on the ubiquitous notice board. It reads, "High Prince Tristin Tresery is a useless prick."

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4 minutes ago, Leric (Td) said:

executed for treason

 

"Well that escalated quickly" states an elfess.

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10 minutes ago, Leric (Td) said:

executed for treason no matter your status

"Goodness," A random High Elf comments. "Perhaps the writer can be bathed in molten gold for a more prominent punishment, or dipped in acid?"

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Zlazh wonders what this even is

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