Aethier Memes

[TinyBiceps 569]

 

Your Actual Aethier Application

 

Using our flawless lore system please write a highly detailed 300 word background story for your character(Must follow lore word by word):

 

 

Please answer these questions in character:

 

Darkness surrounds you in every direction. You wake up to find you’re lying on a tile floor. The pungent smell of greasy teenagers fills your nose. You look around to see you’re actually standing in line at Mcdonalds. The impatient cashier repeats themself, “Hello, I’ll be taking your order today what will you be having?” The words from their mouth sound rushed and unhappy as if the question were easy to answer.

 

 

“Alright,” under their breath they say ‘fatass’ before continuing, “And will you be having a large drink with that? It comes two dollars off.” Their eyes dance around to the other waiting customers in line. They seem to be shifting back and forth constantly to not drown in forehead grease.

 

 

The grease begins to become a problem. “Is this for here or to go?” They lean forward slightly, the shining of their forehead and face now very prominent in the change of light.

 

 

“Alright. Your order will be ready over here.” A lazy hand gesture points you to the edge of the counter which is now surrounded by preteen fuckboys. Confusion fills the air around you.

 

“Here’s your order.”, a different yet completely the same greasy teen hands you a wet bag full of whatever you order. You notice how there’s only one ketchup packet and ask for another. “Do I look like a ketchup dispenser to you?” they reply. As they walk back to the fryer you stare at their back in wonder.

 

 

 

[dogbew 267]

dude same

[TinyBiceps 569]

1 minute ago, dogbew said:

dude same

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i am a salty man with a grudge

[InfamousGerman 1553]

you wouldnt have this application problem on massivecraft(pbuh)

[Vetren54 368]

Lmao, this is gold ren.  Take my +1

[TinyBiceps 569]

Just now, Vetren54 said:

Lmao, this is gold ren.  Take my +1

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even though you have seen this many a time i thank you

[mitto 2312]

i love these 

[Heero 4092]

@Ambduscias how to do you respond, friend?

[Ducklingator 795]

"lol no your 12 you must be immature but on the day of your birthday you get bigly smart"

"whats that???? ?? ? you protest our incredible astounding amusing flawless systemm? ???? ??? toxic!"

[Sky 0]

@Amordrin ? explain pls I am confuse

[Crowbill 493]

Wait, don't tell me people want that crap again, I remember leslie or someone else trying to implement it as well before it got shunned

[monkeypoacher 8055]

quality post

 

I got banned from aethier for insisting in character that the guy that drugged and had sex with my wife committed a rape

[Medvekoma 2073]

46 minutes ago, Tea-Sipping Elf said:

I got banned from aethier for insisting in character that the guy that drugged and had sex with my wife committed a rape

 

They told me my character needs to have studied alchemy to put a berry into a bottle.

[Ford 1996]

testing

 

anyone else notice that like our post-rep ratio got ******* blessed

 

no longer counting status updates i guess which is ******* cool bless up BLESS UP

 

also we can fit like 15 replies on a page now?!!! holy ******* **** this is amazing

[monkeypoacher 8055]

15 minutes ago, Medvekoma said:

 

They told me my character needs to have studied alchemy to put a berry into a bottle.

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if you read page 239 of aethier's lore the berry in a bottle is actually an extremely powerful spell used by the cat people to ward off undead