A CALL TO ARMS

[herculean_wud 3662]

A CALL TO ARMS 9th of Snows Maiden 1621

 

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Throm’ka bruddas,

 

It pains me to hear, on my sickbed, that one of Our Ilk- Othmgahk, the honorable Gorkil Wargoth - was slaughtered whilst within the twig city, under peaceful pretext. Killed by Artimec Gay’morin, the honorable Wargoth fought tooth and nail but inevitably succumbed to the twig’s urrûrz practices.

 

Arm yourselves, bruddas, and bring upon this vermin a bubhosh momoskahing klomp!

Signed,

 

KUNTKLOBBERA THE SKAHING HONORABLE, MAUGOTH OF THE VANGUARD, REX OF THE WAR NATION OF KRUGMAR, EMBODIMENT OF LEYD, CONTRIVER OF KRUG HIMSELF AND MASTER BAITER OF THE ELVES

 

 

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Glok agh Gozad.

Ang Gund Griish.

 

[mmat 7460]

"I at least thought Orcs were capable combatants but it appears they've degenerated into sore, weak losers and moronic name-callers. Quite threatening indeed."

 

Khaine states sarcastically to his BROTHER in arms Abelas, sparring with his elven blade.

[ibraheemc2000 2965]

Abbas Hears news of the call to arms of the Orcs and then prays for their jihad to be accepted and prays for their soon to be martyrs of both sides..

(ooc: 0-0 orcs vs welf? this is interesting...good luck for both sides...i guess...

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

"Once more the Uruk seeks to find a reason to go to war, without proper cause to." he'd respond to his BROTHER Khaine

[devvy 1348]

"It seems orcs have gone from alpha.. to omega males. Sad." Camille Stafyr shook her head, taking a sip of some tea as it was spilt.

[herculean_wud 3662]

Kuntklobbera makes a quick addition to the list of his titles. 

[Drop Koala 332]

"I am sure that this KuntKlobbera has tried to call war on us more times than he has even seen these Kunts that he supposedly klobba's"

[Chryasor 269]

"And just as how he fails when trying to call war on us i can bet that he fails then too, sir" Daitan adds onto his prince's comment

[Leric 1097]

"Ah ****." The previous High Prince would groan to himself, leaning over his study desk to give an idle pat to the desiccated skull of the current ****-Klobberer Rex. His thoughts trailing back to the several Orcish raids and supposedly honorable Rex that have died time and time again seeking violence against the Dominion. "Perhaps this Rex is so extremely embarrassed the honorable Uruk kind were once led by a Mali'ame - or 'Twiggeh'  so to speak that he's seeking some sort of vengeance.  A singular 'ame defeated all candidate Orcs and was one of their most successful leader for years, shame.  What does he believe he can do to the entire Dominion especially when each raid they attempt fails?"  He'd frown to himself, returning to his sheets documenting the fluctuation of Orcish population throughout the decades. "How does a culture that thrives off war survive without Orcish women to breed more?  I haven't seen one in years,  they're so rare.  Albeit at this rate surely the newest Orcish female to come about would find herself more likely to be bedded by Artimec than some Rex named '***** clobberer'." He'd shake his head in disappointment. "Poor Phaedrus.. He has to look down upon this pathetic ilk the people he died for have become. 

[OzYmandi 647]

14 minutes ago, Leric said:

"Ah ****." The previous High Prince would groan to himself, leaning over his study desk to give an idle pat to the desiccated skull of the current ****-Klobberer Rex. His thoughts trailing back to the several Orcish raids and supposedly honorable Rex that have died time and time again seeking violence against the Dominion. "Perhaps this Rex is so extremely embarrassed the honorable Uruk kind were once led by a Mali'ame - or 'Twiggeh'  so to speak that he's seeking some sort of vengeance.  A singular 'ame defeated all candidate Orcs and was one of their most successful leader for years, shame.  What does he believe he can do to the entire Dominion especially when each raid they attempt fails?"  He'd frown to himself, returning to his sheets documenting the fluctuation of Orcish population throughout the decades. "How does a culture that thrives off war survive without Orcish women to breed more?  I haven't seen one in years,  they're so rare.  Albeit at this rate surely the newest Orcish female to come about would find herself more likely to be bedded by Artimec than some Rex named '***** clobberer'." He'd shake his head in disappointment. "Poor Phaedrus.. He has to look down upon this pathetic ilk the people he died for have become. 

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"Phaedrus was an example of strenght, but the only one of your kin... You always breed inbred nature-freak homosexuals with a desire to talk to animals or zkah the first woman they spot in front of them. Don't come talking about us, when your prince has zkah'd an amount of women that I'd need the entire Orcish nation to be able to count on our fingers. Long live Rex Kuntklobbera'Raguk, Long Live Phaedrus and his Children. Nagijak Urukim." and with that, Murgosh goes to call his keshig to war.

55 minutes ago, Shunon North said:

"Seems so, especially since said Uruk was the assailant in this case and his death was because we defended chieftain Artimec" A out of uniform Sirame points out to Renn "Barely a cassus belli since they were the attackers. Once again"

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"About that, yea... Othmgak, Weedsnatcher 2nd Master Baiter Destroyer of Wuud Twiggiez, Gorkil was simply sitting protesting for his orcish rights and life insurance. And most of us left when asked to, Othmgak, Weedsnatcher 2nd Master Baiter Destroyer of Wuud Twiggiez, Gorkil was killed dishonorably and cold-bloodedly, as he only attacked in the face of death." Murgosh says once more

[OzYmandi 647]

Just now, Shunon North said:

"Yes, once he jumped at Artimec and tried to bite his face off that is, we simply did our duty and protected our leader" The Sirame responds

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"After opressing him and calling numerous names, and it is good to remind that one of your own kin let us in, legally, through the gates. We were causing no trouble, I myself made friends with a twig named Calius. T'was once Artichoke, I mean Artimec came that he tried to deliver us off. Most of us didn't even want to do anything..." Murgosh, himself a Guard too, responds.

[Nekkore 641]

"As much as I hate Lindandria's druids with a burning passion, I can't shake the feeling that the development of the orcs lacks the most, thus they get hunted like the dogs they are by other races. One false step again and they will go into hiding like cowards again. The smart survive and the dumb die out, druids are dumb but orcs are dumber. Strength takes many forms but strength in their brains lacks still to this day..."

 

The small elfess taking a seat in her office as she sighs. 

 

"Not like this concerns me..." 

[wolfdwg 2677]

Edymr wailing away at a anvil, surrounded by smog of burning coal and immense heat; pauses as a letter is slipped through his shop's iron bars. He'd simply stand there, beads of sweat running down his grey, but grime colored, skin. He would simply nod his head to the courier, before continuing his craft. "Perhaps..." he mumbled to himself, reflecting deeply within silent thought

[mitto 2312]

((FM Notice: Come on guys.))

[2samspan 241]

Vagud feels obligated to reply, but really doesn't have anything to say. Instead, he retreats to his garden in hopes that things don't get ugly.