Of beds and Men

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-= Of Beds and Men =-

 

Minerals raining from the forge as if it were christmas, every team out for themselves as they garner weapons, food and blocks. Defending their bed at all cost. The Red team launched their first conquest on to the emerald node as they marched across their wool bridge clad in armour. Preparing for the war that was to come against the conniving blue team. “Their bed’s still exposed!” Blago fiercely roared, raising the mineman blade passed down to him by his ancestors, he raced forth backed by the Red Team, swatting aside every pixel even slightly donning blue’s demonic hue. They reached onto their isle, when suddenly Dewper darted a gaze to the chat as if it was a vape.  “They got our bed!” His childish voice screamed, and they all stood in awe as they would watch on in horror.

 

Jla shook his fists with primal rage, it seemed the conniving blues had hid behind the emerald nodes and charged once they left for theirs. Zhaldak’s ape-like pixelated body laid where the red bed once stood, gored, mangled by the magical girl’s wooden blade. Then, from behind the three came the rest of the blues, wielding what at first seemed wooden sticks, then with a sharp glowing, purple sheen, was revealed to be knockback sticks. Swatted away from blue’s plateau, they descended into the void, each one vowing vengeance against blues forever.

 

 

Green team with a courageous assault on the blue team's stronghold, circa 1620

 

   

WARCLAIM

   

Tier Chosen (This cannot be changed after the first warclaim is held): 1

   

Type of battle:

Conquest

   

Date And Time:

3pm EST, 8pm GMT. Saturday 5th August 2017 - 05/08/2017

   

Side A: Red Team

Zhaldak, Dewper, Blago and MysticalStranger

   

Side B: Blue Team

Julius55, Disheartened, magical_girl_max and isbadguy.

   

Location and boundaries:

 

Direct Area:

 

Surrounding area of battlefield for reference to location:

 

 

Terms of Victory

   

Side A: Blue bed is broken and all players are killed, and are forced to admit their cuckoldry.

   

Side B: Reds are routed back to base, and cannot attempt a bed assault for 2 minutes. Red’s bed can be counter raided.

 

   

   

Upon Victory For…

 

Side A: 50 Hypixel Reward points.

Side B: 50 Hypixel Reward points.

 

   

   

Rules

 

-No Cross Teaming, report cross teamers on the forums.

-Provided rules that the attacking faction wishes to put in places.

-Losers must offer themselves in marriage to Blago.

-No bowspam noobs!!! (@Zhaldak)

 

Blago stuck in horror, locked by PTSD after remembering the slaughter of his kin albeit ready to avenge  his battle brothers against the oncoming storm of the righteous wolf, circa 1621.

 

 

 

[Ticklem0nster 103]

Isbadguy recalls the savage event of destroying the bed, smiling as the bright "Red team has been destroyed" appears at the bottom left of his screen.

[iris1612 1780]

mad?

[herculean_wud 3662]

dewper

 

i have respect for you

 

but fake wcs arent funny no more friendo 

[ManOfZhal 104]

Zhaldak sharpens his mineman blade, preparing to drive it through magical max's magical back.

[blago 1602]

War. War never changes. 

[Disheartened 809]

14 minutes ago, Hero_ said:

Laddermaster and pro bed ***** (and sick fragger) hero Prodigy wonders why he was not invited

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Self-proclaimed sass master and bedwars professional Disheartened, knows exactly why hero prodigy wasn't invited.

[Chaw 964]

sour. meme

[Dreek 1633]

Moved to off topic

[gandalfo 1452]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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