Looking for Girlfriend

[senor_tortuga 692]

[!] In all the hair salons and spas of Axios are posted notices with little roses pinned to them

 

Hi my name is Tajo the Bald, yes I am bald but do not judge a book my its cover. I am looking for a girlfriend, one who can feed me chocolate and tuck me in at night. 

Thanks

 

((This is not meme post, pls only post real girl phone numbers, or the LOTC equivalent birding addresses in comments, thanks))

 

<3

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

"Pick me! Pick me!" Squeals a large dark elf man

[drfate786 1690]

A bird is sent to the bald elf, the letter is addressed in fine crimson with a skull bearing wax seal on it.

 

"Send me a bird when you can and I'll feed you as much chocolate as you can eat and tuck you in at night.. Not that this is a trap or anything. It's not like I have a dungeon waiting for you in some cult lair or anything.. Did I forget to mention I have chocolate?"

 

 

 

[LeoRabbit99 360]

"I'll be your girlfriend, Tajo." Richard winks.

[Heero 4092]

"Have you tried loitering around New Malinor? I hear those rad Druids are always looking for a sub, hehe." A red-eyed, adolescent Mali' suggests; firmly inhaling the fumes from the burning excerpt folded between his knuckles.

 

[Jakraes 51]

"So you want a girlfriend after all, Tajo. FEEL THE LOVE." Rhova screeched loudly.

[winterblood 11181]

Nemir scratches her chin, pondering aloud, "And I thought girls didn't exist..."

[Lhindir_ 3691]

"Buying gf." Pipes a lich.

ch.

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Nazark decides that he better let his friend Tajo know that he loves him like a brother.

[overlord2305 202]

a bird lands near Tajo carrying a note, it reads "Dear Tajo, I long for your embrace so thorougly that I could no longer contain my desire. And thusly I have written this letter to let you know so. If you wish yo meet me then go to the nearest tree with a small length of rope and call my name.

 

- Nuh'houus "

 

on the back of the letter is a expertly crafted protrait of a fine young human lady with flowing hair and bright blue eyes. On closer inspection the girl appears to be a noose somehow wearing a dress.

 

[Suxals 529]

"What the ****, poor soul, you should be very desesperated to do this, its very sad but you cant fall deeper now" A young and good looking highlander would say.

[herculean_wud 3662]

Falk Geldmeister looks at the notice, "Is do for sheqelim." He chuckled, rubbing his hands together. 

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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